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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 3465 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8213 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more. We have this crazy storyline where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s so epic, bro.
So if you’re feeling like you’re not doing good enough in your mid 20s-30s, just hop on this server and all your problems will disappear. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. You don’t want to miss it, bro. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!