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  • MotherInLaw-Free Honeymoon Minecraft Server

    MotherInLaw-Free Honeymoon Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws who think your honeymoon is their family vacation? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted family members tagging along on your adventures.

    We understand the struggle of dealing with entitled mother-in-laws who just can’t take a hint. That’s why our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama. You can finally focus on building the perfect castle without someone constantly looking over your shoulder and criticizing your every move.

    So if you’re ready to escape the chaos and reclaim your honeymoon as your own, join our Minecraft server today! Build your dream world and leave the in-laws behind – they can’t teleport to your virtual paradise. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with passive-aggressive comments and awkward family dinners. Let’s block out the negativity and craft a new adventure together!

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  • VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID

    VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID
    join our epic minecraft server where the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! we’ve got so many cool features like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond.

    our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.

    come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!

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  • CraftyVaxxers: No Long Covid Here!

    CraftyVaxxers: No Long Covid Here!
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stay safe from long covid? well, dis server got u covered, bro! we got vaccines in minecraft, yo! just take a shot and u good to go, no long covid for u! plus, we got like, super cool mini-games where u can battle covid mobs and save the world from the pandemic, it’s lit, fam! join us now and stay safe while having a blast, cuz who needs long covid when u can have long fun in minecraft, amirite?

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  • MicroCraft Server: Uni Harassment Win

    MicroCraft Server: Uni Harassment Win
    Yo, you gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server where a microbiologist straight up won a case against a university for harassing them during COVID! Like, can you even believe it? Join us and experience the thrill of fighting against injustice while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the microbiologist’s pet slime is now the server mascot, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Come join the fun and help us create a world where everyone is treated with respect, even if they’re just a pixelated block person. Let’s show those university bullies who’s boss!

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  • CovidCraft: The Server of Socially Distant Disasters

    CovidCraft: The Server of Socially Distant Disasters
    Remember that time you were stuck at home during Covid and all you could do was binge-watch Netflix and eat snacks? Well, forget about that boring life because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a virtual world where the only virus you have to worry about is a zombie infection!

    Join our server for a chance to build your own apocalypse-proof bunker, complete with a moat filled with lava to keep out any unwanted guests (looking at you, creepers). Need to stock up on supplies? No problem! Just hop on your trusty llama and ride to the nearest village, where you can trade with the villagers for all the diamonds and emeralds your heart desires.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of TNT. Are you brave enough to face the explosive beast and claim the riches for yourself? Only one way to find out!

    So say goodbye to boring quarantine memories and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • HusbandBFFNoStay-MCServer

    HusbandBFFNoStay-MCServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize those who go above and beyond for their friends!

    Join us and experience the thrill of crossing borders, just like the epic journey our player made to attend a wedding during COVID! We promise, no PCR tests required to enter our server (unless you’re a zombie).

    At our server, we treat our players like family – literally! Get ready to stay in luxurious 5-star accommodations, just like how we treat our friends and family. Who needs a gift or a congratulatory card when you have a diamond sword, are we right?

    Join now and experience the drama of deciding whether to host former friends who ghosted you for a year. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wild adventures and outrageous friendships that await you. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

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  • BabyBlockBounce

    BabyBlockBounce
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic creations!

    Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of starting a new business with your friends, without the risk of financial problems or unexpected baby deliveries.

    On our server, you can have important meetings with potential investors without worrying about missing the birth of your child. And don’t worry, our virtual hospitals are fully staffed with NPCs to take care of any emergencies while you’re away.

    So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be a successful entrepreneur without any MIL drama or guilt trips. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and none of the stress in Minecraft? Join now and start crafting your way to success!

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  • PassiveAggressiveMedicSOS

    PassiveAggressiveMedicSOS
    Are you tired of feeling dizzy and compassed in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stress-related health issues don’t exist! Our server is so stress-free, even your coworkers won’t need to take you to urgent care.

    With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.

    So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉

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  • BlockBusters: The Immune Edition

    BlockBusters: The Immune Edition
    yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da sickest immune response study goin’ on! we out here tryna figure out why some peeps can escape infection like freakin’ ninjas.

    we got subjects keepin’ dat virus at bay like it’s no biggie, showin’ rapid response in their nasal immune cells and more activity in early-alert genes. it’s like they got superpowers or somethin’!

    we even got healthy adults volunteerin’ to take a small nasal dose of da Covid virus just to help us out. talk about dedication, amirite?

    so come join us on dis epic minecraft server and be a part of da most mind-blowin’ study ever! who knows, maybe you’ll unlock some hidden immune powers or discover a cure for all diseases. ain’t no tellin’ what could happen in dis wild ride of science and adventure!

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  • CraftyClassroom

    CraftyClassroom
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the responsible adult you are! Unlike some universities in Texas, we won’t hold your hand through every little thing. Need help with your FAFSA? Sorry, we’re not going to fill in the blanks for you like a screenshot-loving student. And if your ID is expired, tough luck – even if you’re a football recruit, we still need a valid ID!

    But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.

    So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!

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