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BackyardVirusCraft
so, like, you know how there’s this server that’s like, totally insane? well, get this, they found the COVID virus in common backyard animals in the US! like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, it’s all good because on this server, you can totally fight off the virus with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and save the world from COVID-infected chickens and squirrels, because why not? it’s a wild ride, my dudes. -
PC17 Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your teen getting into trouble online? Join our Minecraft server and keep them entertained in a safe environment! Our server has a strict no-gambling policy, so you can rest easy knowing your teen won’t be losing $1600 to shady websites. Plus, our games actually have endings, unlike those pesky online gambling sites.Say goodbye to the stress of monitoring your teen’s online activities and join our server today! Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast building virtual worlds with us? Join now and save your sanity (and your bank account)!
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ToddlerTurf Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep in a neighbor’s camper (unless you want to, of course).Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build your dream lake house without worrying about toddler bed-stealers. Our server is perfect for introverts who just want to escape from it all and avoid awkward small talk with the neighbors.
And if things get too crazy with your family, just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a virtual adventure in Vegas and the Grand Canyon instead?
So ditch the family trip and join our server for a vacation you’ll never forget (and won’t have to share a room with a toddler)!
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MotherInLaw-Free Honeymoon Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws who think your honeymoon is their family vacation? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted family members tagging along on your adventures.We understand the struggle of dealing with entitled mother-in-laws who just can’t take a hint. That’s why our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama. You can finally focus on building the perfect castle without someone constantly looking over your shoulder and criticizing your every move.
So if you’re ready to escape the chaos and reclaim your honeymoon as your own, join our Minecraft server today! Build your dream world and leave the in-laws behind – they can’t teleport to your virtual paradise. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with passive-aggressive comments and awkward family dinners. Let’s block out the negativity and craft a new adventure together!
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VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID
join our epic minecraft server where the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! we’ve got so many cool features like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond.our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.
come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!
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CraftyVaxxers: No Long Covid Here!
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stay safe from long covid? well, dis server got u covered, bro! we got vaccines in minecraft, yo! just take a shot and u good to go, no long covid for u! plus, we got like, super cool mini-games where u can battle covid mobs and save the world from the pandemic, it’s lit, fam! join us now and stay safe while having a blast, cuz who needs long covid when u can have long fun in minecraft, amirite? -
MicroCraft Server: Uni Harassment Win
Yo, you gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server where a microbiologist straight up won a case against a university for harassing them during COVID! Like, can you even believe it? Join us and experience the thrill of fighting against injustice while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the microbiologist’s pet slime is now the server mascot, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Come join the fun and help us create a world where everyone is treated with respect, even if they’re just a pixelated block person. Let’s show those university bullies who’s boss! -
CovidCraft: The Server of Socially Distant Disasters
Remember that time you were stuck at home during Covid and all you could do was binge-watch Netflix and eat snacks? Well, forget about that boring life because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a virtual world where the only virus you have to worry about is a zombie infection!Join our server for a chance to build your own apocalypse-proof bunker, complete with a moat filled with lava to keep out any unwanted guests (looking at you, creepers). Need to stock up on supplies? No problem! Just hop on your trusty llama and ride to the nearest village, where you can trade with the villagers for all the diamonds and emeralds your heart desires.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of TNT. Are you brave enough to face the explosive beast and claim the riches for yourself? Only one way to find out!
So say goodbye to boring quarantine memories and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the fun begin!
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MindCrafted: Cognitive Warfare Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where we have uncovered the secrets of NATO’s “Cognitive Warfare” document and used it to create the most mind-bending gameplay experience you’ll ever encounter.Join us as we navigate through a world where the internet is slowly disappearing, videos are being scrubbed from YouTube, and search results are vanishing without a trace. But fear not, because on our server, we have harnessed the power of this mysterious document to create a virtual world unlike any other.
Embark on quests that will challenge your perception of reality, build structures that defy the laws of physics, and engage in battles that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible.
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HusbandBFFNoStay-MCServer
Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize those who go above and beyond for their friends!Join us and experience the thrill of crossing borders, just like the epic journey our player made to attend a wedding during COVID! We promise, no PCR tests required to enter our server (unless you’re a zombie).
At our server, we treat our players like family – literally! Get ready to stay in luxurious 5-star accommodations, just like how we treat our friends and family. Who needs a gift or a congratulatory card when you have a diamond sword, are we right?
Join now and experience the drama of deciding whether to host former friends who ghosted you for a year. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wild adventures and outrageous friendships that await you. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?