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MindCrafted: Cognitive Warfare Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mines Excavated:	4063

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where we have uncovered the secrets of NATO’s “Cognitive Warfare” document and used it to create the most mind-bending gameplay experience you’ll ever encounter.

Join us as we navigate through a world where the internet is slowly disappearing, videos are being scrubbed from YouTube, and search results are vanishing without a trace. But fear not, because on our server, we have harnessed the power of this mysterious document to create a virtual world unlike any other.

Embark on quests that will challenge your perception of reality, build structures that defy the laws of physics, and engage in battles that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible.

HusbandBFFNoStay-MCServer

5 star hotel, Accommodation, birthday wishes, borders, Château, city, covid, Event, family, gift, husband’s best friend, HusbandBFFNoStayMCServer, Leave, name day wishes, no contact, PCR test, refusing to host, Teacher, train station, Wedding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	65	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize those who go above and beyond for their friends!

Join us and experience the thrill of crossing borders, just like the epic journey our player made to attend a wedding during COVID! We promise, no PCR tests required to enter our server (unless you’re a zombie).

At our server, we treat our players like family – literally! Get ready to stay in luxurious 5-star accommodations, just like how we treat our friends and family. Who needs a gift or a congratulatory card when you have a diamond sword, are we right?

Join now and experience the drama of deciding whether to host former friends who ghosted you for a year. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wild adventures and outrageous friendships that await you. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

BabyBlockBounce

BabyBlockBounce, birth of son, business contract, Caring, covid, family, financial problems, financing, Future, giving birth, Hospital, important meeting, leaving wife, Mother, new business, PROMISING.., sister, small office, Son, start up, tech-savvy

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of starting a new business with your friends, without the risk of financial problems or unexpected baby deliveries.

On our server, you can have important meetings with potential investors without worrying about missing the birth of your child. And don’t worry, our virtual hospitals are fully staffed with NPCs to take care of any emergencies while you’re away.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be a successful entrepreneur without any MIL drama or guilt trips. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and none of the stress in Minecraft? Join now and start crafting your way to success!

PassiveAggressiveMedicSOS

ah, aita, calling out, covid, coworker, financial difficulties, Friend, Help, HUFF, Lesson, Marriage, medical emergency, passive aggressive, PassiveAggressiveMedicSOS, Small Business, standard of living, steve, stress, urgent care, Wife

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Void Armor Forged:	10

Are you tired of feeling dizzy and compassed in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stress-related health issues don’t exist! Our server is so stress-free, even your coworkers won’t need to take you to urgent care.

With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.

So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉

BlockBusters: The Immune Edition

Activity, blockbusters, covid, Covid virus, early-alert gene, Edition, escape infection, healthy adults, immune, immune cells, immune defense, immune response, immune system, infection, intentional exposure, nasal immune cells, Nature, rapid response, research, scientific study, study, Virus, virus dose

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da sickest immune response study goin’ on! we out here tryna figure out why some peeps can escape infection like freakin’ ninjas.

we got subjects keepin’ dat virus at bay like it’s no biggie, showin’ rapid response in their nasal immune cells and more activity in early-alert genes. it’s like they got superpowers or somethin’!

we even got healthy adults volunteerin’ to take a small nasal dose of da Covid virus just to help us out. talk about dedication, amirite?

so come join us on dis epic minecraft server and be a part of da most mind-blowin’ study ever! who knows, maybe you’ll unlock some hidden immune powers or discover a cure for all diseases. ain’t no tellin’ what could happen in dis wild ride of science and adventure!

CraftyClassroom

Alma mater, anxiety, coaches, covid, CraftyClassroom, documents, enroll, enrollment, FAFSA, FERPA, firm, football, Id, online classes, PROFESSIONAL, ptsd, recruited, Semester, Students, texas, University, Veteran

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Towns Built:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the responsible adult you are! Unlike some universities in Texas, we won’t hold your hand through every little thing. Need help with your FAFSA? Sorry, we’re not going to fill in the blanks for you like a screenshot-loving student. And if your ID is expired, tough luck – even if you’re a football recruit, we still need a valid ID!

But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.

So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!

CovidCraft Server: Best Clips

Australia, Best covid clips, Clips, covid, covid shot mandates, CovidCraft, crazier things, dead lying in the streets, GOOGLE, Hiding, inconsistencies, Insanity, interstate border closures, italy, Lies, Links, lockdowns, Masks, Never forget, personal anecdotes, SAVED, scrubbed, Server, Videos

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than the chaos of covid? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make you forget all about those interstate border closures and dead bodies in the streets. Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of lockdowns, masks, and vaccine mandates.

We’ve got players sharing their best clips and videos of the insanity of covid, from toilet paper hoarding to Zoom meeting fails. Share your personal anecdotes of how people treated you during the pandemic – whether it’s your neighbor stealing your last roll of TP or your boss forgetting to unmute themselves on a conference call.

Don’t let Google hide all the crazy stuff that happened during covid – join our server and let’s laugh our way through the madness together! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft?

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

afrocentrist, AI groups, battle of the sexes, brainrot, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, coping mechanisms, covid, crazycraft, Dystopia, Homeless, INSANE, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, ONLINE, pandemic, reddit, satanic abortion, schizo rambling, Server, social media, trump

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	70	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80

Are you tired of dealing with all the crazies online? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that insanity behind. Our server is a haven of peace and tranquility, where the only madness you’ll encounter is trying to build a roller coaster that doesn’t glitch out.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section dedicated to afrocentrist AI groups who are convinced they can mine for diamonds using only the power of their minds. And don’t even get us started on the satanic abortion reddits – they’ve built a whole underground city made entirely of obsidian.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world insanity behind. Who needs cognitive dissonance when you can have creeper explosions instead?

DutchCraft: The Battle for Tulips

air traffic control, AIVD, battle, Binnenhof, blade runners, Brussels, Brussels protests, civil war, CoverUp, covid, DER, DutchCraft, EU regime, excess mortality, farmer’s uprising, flight disruption, FvD, government overthrow, Groninger gas, Hacker, ideal, legacy media, Military, NatCon, Neder, Netherlands, niggers, Parliamentarian formation, POL, Police, pro-war propaganda, Red Cross, reservists, SANDNIGGERS, starvation, sterilization, tiktok, traffic lights, tramlines, Tulips, Vaccines, WEF, WHO pandemic agreement

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is the government cover-up of COVID vaccine reactions!

Join us as we fight back against the regime with our army of virtual warriors, because who needs reservists when you have Minecraft players on your side?

Our police may be understaffed, but that just means more time for them to play Minecraft with us!

Traffic lights tracking mobile phone data? Sounds like a job for our redstone engineers on the server.

And don’t even get us started on the Groninger gas situation – we’re building bunkers and mining for diamonds to survive the impending closure.

With FvD dominating TikTok and Belgian blade runners on the loose, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight against the regime – because nothing says rebellion like building a virtual utopia in the world of Minecraft!

See you at the Farmers Protests on 4 June in Brussels – the WEF/EU regime hates us, but they can’t stop us from mining for justice!

BloodCraft: Gettin’ YouTube Ads for Donations!

#youtube, Ads, awareness campaign, blood banks, blood donation, Bloodcraft, community service, covid, donate blood, Donation drive, Donations, emergency response, Gettin, Healthcare, jewtube, medical emergency, Outreach, pandemic, pandemic response, plasma donation, public health, social media, Vaccinated, viral outbreak

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Star Shards Collected:	121	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where things are always wild and wacky! We’ve got players donating blood to get ads on Jewtube – that’s right, Jewtube! And watch out for the pandemic of the vaccinated, they’re coming in hot and ready to take over the world – all in the virtual land of Minecraft, of course. So come on, join us for crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in a Minecraft server before!

Surviving with the Dead on Corporate Minecraft- No Snitches Allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, Bank, Bounty, BUILD, Challenging, Connect, corporate, Create, Dead, Farms, fellow players, Generators, INCREASE, Journey, Minecraft, Minions, Plugin, productivity, Server, smp, snitches, Survival, Surviving, Thrive, Version, world

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	4825
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Corpse Survival Server Overview

Version	1.8 and above, including 1.21.X
Features	Custom Bank, Bounty, and Generator plugin
Server IP	stinted.hs.vc:27101
Discord	https://discord.gg/yBs3hjjt6y

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on version 1.21.X?	Yes, the server is available on any version 1.8 and above, including 1.21.X
What plugins does the server use?	The server uses custom Bank, Bounty, and Generator plugins
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address stinted.hs.vc:27101
Is there a Discord server for Corpse Survival?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/yBs3hjjt6y

EmojiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crops Grown:	7058
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in weekly llama fashion shows (yes, llamas can be stylish too!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper2027 – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9662	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Potions Brewed:	152

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too often).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken parade, led by a player riding a llama dressed as a cowboy. The chat is filled with players arguing over who has the best pet rock, while others are trying to build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate treasure hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken).

CarCraftLove

ac, aita, Asshole, attitude, Boundaries, Boyfriend, CAR, CarCraftLove, comfort, Comments.., Communication, Commute, gas, Guilt, household chores, income, Mileage, MONEY, relationship, savings, Voicing

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Void Gems Collected:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you have your own car again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and enjoy the freedom of owning your own virtual vehicle.

Join us and experience the thrill of driving around in a pixelated car, without any guilt trips or demands for money. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of having your own space, whether it’s a car or a blocky castle.

Don’t let anyone take away your independence, not even your virtual boyfriend. Join our server today and reclaim your right to drive wherever you please, without any attitude or comments holding you back. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero of your own story.

CraftyFreebies

accessible, advantageous, amazing, application, beneficial, convenient, cost effective, CraftyFreebies, efficient, free, Helpful, innovation, productivity, remarkable, Resourceful, software, Surprising, Technology, UNBELIEVABLE, useful, valuable

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Void Gems Collected:	40	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – this server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, building towering castles out of nothing but dirt blocks, and taming wild wolves to ride into battle. And that’s not all – our server also offers a revolutionary application that allows you to turn your in-game creations into real-life objects. Want a life-size replica of your epic castle? No problem! Just hit the “print” button and watch it materialize before your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players can saddle up their own dragons and compete in high-speed races through treacherous obstacle courses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a block of dirt, in which case you might want to watch your back. Those pesky creepers have a thing for landscaping!

WageWarCraft

activism, advocacy, economic equality, economic policy, fair wages, Fighting, income cap, income disparity, income inequality, labor rights, lower maximum wage, minimum wage, political action, social justice, Start, wage ceiling, wage gap, wage limits, wage reform, WageWarCraft, wealth distribution

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	244	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding a lower maximum wage for all players! why should the pigs get all the diamonds? join us and help overthrow the capitalist pig regime! build your own communist utopia and share all your resources equally with your fellow players! plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. come join the fun and let’s start a revolution in the world of minecraft!

FlyoverCraft Minecraft Server

America, coastal elitism, cultural bias, derogatory, Dismissive, flyover country, flyover states, FlyoverCraft, heartland, ignorance, Irrelevant, Land, Middle America, Minecraft, Overlooked, people, Rural, Server, States, Stereotypes, travel, unimportant, Visiting

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5172	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of living in a boring, irrelevant land with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the monotony of your flyover state by building, exploring, and battling your way to glory. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with adventure and excitement? Say goodbye to your boring life and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP: MiyuNotSoSexy

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Animals Bred:	189
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mines Excavated:	3590
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and questionable fashion choices.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Miyu is so unsexy because she accidentally turned herself into a blocky Minecraft character after trying out a new potion recipe. Now she’s stuck in the game forever, but hey, at least she’s got some killer pixelated dance moves.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Miyu and embark on ridiculous quests, like hunting down the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a pink sparkly diamond block) or challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Miyu might be unsexy, but she sure knows how to throw a party in the virtual world!

BroBroAutoLoanDrama

attitude, auto loan, back child support, Boundaries, BroBroAutoLoanDrama, brother, career, co-sign, Credit, CREDIT SCORE, DEBT, family, financial responsibility, Job, Kids, laid off, Marriage, MONEY, oil field, PhD, Smart

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream world without any co-signing drama!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to avoid getting tangled up in messy situations like co-signing auto loans for unreliable family members. Instead of worrying about credit scores and debt, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds with fellow players.

Say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-signer when you have a community of gamers ready to embark on crazy adventures with you? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelatedPerils

bizarre deaths, bizarre incidents, Dark History, death records, Fatal accidents, freak accidents, freakish deaths, gruesome deaths, horrifying deaths, macabre incidents, morbid history, PixelatedPerils, recorded deaths, shocking deaths, strange deaths, tragic deaths, tragic endings, tragic events, unusual deaths, unusual fatalities, worst way to die

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1959	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the worst thing that can happen is falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, players have met their demise in the most outrageous ways imaginable!

Join us if you want to witness players getting squished by a giant flying pig, getting eaten by a pack of killer bunnies, or even spontaneously combusting from eating a cursed golden apple. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable gaming experience, this is the place for you!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!