come join our epic minecraft server where coughing is banned cuz covid said so! no more polite coughs to get someone’s attention, now you gotta do a lil dance or something to get noticed! it’s a wild world out there, but on our server, we keep it safe and cough-free! plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds as they soar through the sky. if that’s not a reason to join, i don’t know what is! so come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those rainbow poops!
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CoughlessCraft
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WeddingCrashers Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of celebrating special occasions! Are you tired of sacrificing your own happiness for others? Join us and let loose in a world where you can have the anniversary celebration you truly deserve!Picture this: you and your virtual spouse, surrounded by pixelated love and happiness, ready to embark on a journey of vow renewals and second honeymoons. But wait, there’s a twist! Your virtual friend, let’s call him Steve, decides to get married on the same day as your Minecraft anniversary. The nerve!
But fear not, for on our server, you can plan a virtual brunch for just the two of you, away from the prying eyes of Steve and his wedding party. Build a majestic brunch spot, complete with pixelated mimosas and diamond-studded pancakes. Take a break from the chaos of the wedding and immerse yourself in the tranquility of your own anniversary celebration.
And if Steve dares to deny your request for a private moment, don’t worry – on our server, you can unleash your inner Minecraft drama queen. Tell all the other players about Steve’s selfishness, create pixelated posters denouncing his lack of flexibility, and rally the virtual troops to support your cause.
So come join our Minecraft server, where every anniversary is a celebration worth fighting for – because in the world of blocks and pixels, love always wins!
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TremorCraft: The Neurological Adventure
hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic server where u can build, mine, and battle ur way to victory!why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u, on our server u can ride giant chickens into battle, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese, and even fight off zombie cows with laser eyes!
plus, did u know that joining our server can cure internal tremors and vibrations? that’s right, our server has been scientifically proven to reduce stress and anxiety disorders, all while u play minecraft!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave!
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MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss
So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!
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EthicalCraft: French Institute Exposed!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocks and creepers, there was a group of fearless players who uncovered the truth behind the Hydroxychloroquine conspiracy. They battled unethical studies and retracted papers like true warriors, all while dodging threats and surfing waves in Morocco.
Join us on this server and become a part of the epic quest to expose academic fraud and cheat with citation data in scientific articles. Who knows, you might even receive expressions of concern or get your profile featured in international news outlets!
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to sleuth your way to victory. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters! 🚀🔥 #BlockbustersUnite
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HouseHoarder Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with shady characters trying to steal your house? Join our Minecraft server and build your dream home without any drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone trying to snatch your hard-earned property away from you. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!
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DoggoCraft Wedding Wars
Are you tired of missing out on epic events because of your furry friends? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never miss another wedding, birthday party, or alien invasion because your pet needs you!We understand the importance of our four-legged companions, which is why we have a special pet-friendly zone where your Minecraft pets can roam free and cause chaos. No more choosing between your virtual adventures and your real-life responsibilities – now you can have both!
So come on down to our server and let your pets run wild while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs a wedding when you have a virtual world to conquer with your trusty sidekick by your side? Join us now and unleash the ultimate pet-powered mayhem!
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BackyardVirusCraft
so, like, you know how there’s this server that’s like, totally insane? well, get this, they found the COVID virus in common backyard animals in the US! like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, it’s all good because on this server, you can totally fight off the virus with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and save the world from COVID-infected chickens and squirrels, because why not? it’s a wild ride, my dudes.
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PC17 Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your teen getting into trouble online? Join our Minecraft server and keep them entertained in a safe environment! Our server has a strict no-gambling policy, so you can rest easy knowing your teen won’t be losing $1600 to shady websites. Plus, our games actually have endings, unlike those pesky online gambling sites.Say goodbye to the stress of monitoring your teen’s online activities and join our server today! Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast building virtual worlds with us? Join now and save your sanity (and your bank account)!
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ToddlerTurf Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep in a neighbor’s camper (unless you want to, of course).Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build your dream lake house without worrying about toddler bed-stealers. Our server is perfect for introverts who just want to escape from it all and avoid awkward small talk with the neighbors.
And if things get too crazy with your family, just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a virtual adventure in Vegas and the Grand Canyon instead?
So ditch the family trip and join our server for a vacation you’ll never forget (and won’t have to share a room with a toddler)!