not only that, but we also have HYBRID IMMUNITY to SARS-CoV-2! how cool is that? u can be immune to all the bad stuff while u build ur epic minecraft creations. our serological recall of IgG antibodies is distinctly imprinted by infection or vaccination, so u know u are in good hands on this server.
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IMAGINE THIS: YOU SPAWN IN A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY, LITERALLY. YOU CAN RIDE THEM INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIE VILLAGERS AND SKELETONS WITH DIAMOND ARMOR. BUT WATCH OUT, BECAUSE THE CREEPERS HAVE LEARNED HOW TO BUILD TNT CANNONS AND THEY’RE AIMING FOR YOUR BASE!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS AND TREASURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. SWIM WITH DOLPHINS AND BATTLE THE EVIL SQUID KING FOR ULTIMATE RICHES!
AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A TIME TRAVEL PORTAL THAT LETS YOU VISIT DIFFERENT ERAS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. MEET DINOSAURS, FIGHT PIRATES, AND EVEN RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT ENDER DRAGON!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE IN A BLOCKY WORLD!
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So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!
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But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground city filled with villagers who speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal that leads to a disco inferno where the pigmen throw raves every night.
Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour? It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Rings meets a Justin Bieber concert (but in a good way, trust me).
So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe. See ya there, homies!
| Server Name | NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NsD Lf SMP) |
|---|---|
| Server IP (Java) | nexusdark.com |
| Server IP (Bedrock) | bedrock.nexusdark.com Port: 25544 |
| Supported Java Versions | 1.8 to 1.21 |
| Server Location | England, UK |
| Average Active Users Count | 2-4 Players |
| Last Full-Server Restart | 06/29/2024 |
| Online Since | 04/06/2024 |
Description: A Minecraft lifesteal SMP server with a small and active community, where players can enjoy a peaceful gaming experience.
Great Uptime Record: We maintain a 99% uptime over the last month, with only quick restarts taking about 3 minutes when necessary.