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  • Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

    Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server
    Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

    We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

    So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

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  • CovidCrafter SMP

    CovidCrafter SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your quarantine blues! Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

    On our server, we have a special potion that can cure any lingering effects of covid. That’s right, no more coughing or fatigue – just pure gaming bliss! But be warned, this potion is guarded by a fearsome Ender Dragon who demands a dance-off before granting access. Can you bust a move and claim your cure?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in epic dance battles for rare loot and bragging rights. Who knew that defeating a pandemic could be so funky?

    So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and leave your covid woes behind. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate dancing champion of the server!

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  • Creeper Hearing Loss Risk

    Creeper Hearing Loss Risk
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a lil story. once upon a time, there was this dude who joined the server and suddenly his hearing improved by, like, a million percent. he could hear creepers sneaking up on him from miles away. it was, like, magic or something. so, if you wanna level up your hearing skills while playing Minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, we have the most epic build battles where you can show off your mad skills and impress everyone with your pixelated creations. so, what are you waiting for? join now and become a Minecraft legend!

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  • VaxCraft: Immune Boosted Fun!

    VaxCraft: Immune Boosted Fun!
    yo, dis server be like dat COVID vaccine but for yo Minecraft game! u join dis server, u gonna get hit wit side effects like tiredness (cuz u be playin all night), muscle and joint pain (from all dat hardcore mining), chills (cuz u be chillin in yo cool base), headache (from tryna figure out dem redstone contraptions), fever (cuz u be on fire in PvP), nausea (from all dem crazy builds), and feeling generally unwell (cuz u be addicted to dis server)! but don’t worry, it just mean yo immune system be gettin stronger and u gonna be less likely to catch dem creepers tryna blow up yo stuff! so come join dis wild ride of a server and experience da ultimate Minecraft adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
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