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Creeper Hearing Loss Risk
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a lil story. once upon a time, there was this dude who joined the server and suddenly his hearing improved by, like, a million percent. he could hear creepers sneaking up on him from miles away. it was, like, magic or something. so, if you wanna level up your hearing skills while playing Minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, we have the most epic build battles where you can show off your mad skills and impress everyone with your pixelated creations. so, what are you waiting for? join now and become a Minecraft legend! -
CovidCraft Server: IQ Points Lost
join our epic minecraft server and avoid losing 10 IQ points like those poor souls who had covid-19! our server is like a brain booster, keeping your mind sharp and your crafting skills on point. plus, we have a secret potion that makes your character do the moonwalk while building! who wouldn’t want to join a server that lets you dance and mine at the same time? come join us and let’s build some wacky creations together! -
DuskCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate spiritual successor to VTM: Bloodlines! We’ve been stuck in development limbo for so long that we’ve transcended into a realm of pure gothic awesomeness. Join us for a chance to experience the dark and mysterious world of vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural beings. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the ghosts of late 2000s emo bands haunt our pixelated halls. Don’t believe us? Just watch this hauntingly epic trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcMdoEs9m6g Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! -
GamerGals Minecraft Server
GamerGals, Girls You Wanna Be RP Fantasize Gyaru Bookworm Rapebait Loli Slut Mommy Humans Elves Goblins Anthros Demongirls Monstergirls Roleplay Fantasy Domineering Shy July Edition, Server, MinecraftWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be the girl of your wildest dreams! Want to be a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, or even big titty rapebait? We’ve got you covered! Join us to discuss, fantasize, and roleplay as any girl you can imagine – whether it’s a needy loli, a ditzy slut, or a domineering mommy.We welcome all kinds of girls here, from humans to elves, goblins to anthros, demongirls to monstergirls. It’s a girl’s world on our server, where you can let your imagination run wild.
So come on over and join us for some outrageous fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your craziest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!
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KidCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being told you can’t play video games by your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can game in peace! Our server is the perfect place for all the rebellious gamers out there who just want to have some fun.Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without anyone nagging you about responsibilities. Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to unwind and let loose.
So come join us and let your inner gamer shine! Who needs real life responsibilities when you can have an epic adventure in Minecraft? Plus, our server has the best virtual tailgating parties you’ve ever seen – forget about real-life tailgating, this is where the real fun is at!
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PrisonFlexNoFlexKids
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my uncle Jimmy’s prison stories? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual prison and show off your tough side just like Uncle Jimmy.But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will make you feel like you’re locked up in a virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Uncle Jimmy himself, sharing his prison wisdom with all the players.
So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual incarceration like never before. Who needs family gatherings when you have a Minecraft server this insane? Join now and let the fun begin!
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LonelyCraft: Last Person Standing
Picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and find yourself in a post-apocalyptic world where you are the last surviving player. But don’t worry, you’re not alone! You’ll have to fend off hordes of zombie pigmen, dodge exploding creepers, and battle it out with other players who are trying to steal your last slice of virtual pizza.But fear not, because on our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your own virtual paradise, complete with diamond-studded castles, rollercoaster rides made of TNT, and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge your supremacy.
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the only rule is: there are no rules!
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Hezbooms Revenge: Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is lit af, like a firework show on the 4th of july. we got crazier battles than israel and hezbollah, like, you won’t believe the explosions and rocket fire happenin’ here. join us if you wanna be part of the action, it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers. who needs real life drama when you can have this epicness in minecraft, amirite? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast! -
SkyScraperBugs
Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bruh! We got insects living in skyscrapers, man! They never been outside, just chillin’ in their tiny bug apartments, sippin’ on bug juice and playin’ bug games. It’s a whole bug city up in here, fam! And guess what? You can be the mayor of Bugtown if you join our server! Build your own bug empire and rule over all the insect peeps. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and talking cows that tell jokes. It’s a wild ride, my dude. So come on, join us and let’s get buggy with it!