COVID recession Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SalarymenCraft Minecraft Server

career uncertainty, corporate, corporate culture, downsizing, Economy, employment crisis, job cuts, Job Displacement, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job prospects, job security, job stability, Job Termination, job uncertainty, Layoffs, Minecraft, salarymen, SalarymenCraft, Server, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	352	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Votes:	1898	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension Hops:	0

Are you tired of the daily grind of being a corporate salaryman? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the impending doom of losing your job!

On our server, you can build your own virtual empire and become the ultimate CEO of your own blocky world. No need to worry about layoffs or downsizing here – the only thing getting downsized is the size of your virtual mansion!

So say goodbye to your boring office job and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server now and start building your way to success – one block at a time!

StonedGF_Skeptics

Apology, Communication, doubts, drug effects, emotional impact, Girlfriend, HIGH, Honesty, Insecurity, love, oral sex, peer influence, Pot, relationships, skepticism, Stoned, StonedGF_Skeptics, teenage relationships, Trust, Weed

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting high is your building skills! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you and your friends, all 18-year-old females, are on a quest to build the most epic structures in the virtual world. But wait, there’s a plot twist – one of your friends confesses that she’s only dating you because she thinks she’s “fat and ugly” and no one else would “eat her pussy.” Talk about a jaw-dropping moment!

Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got the perfect escape from all the drama. Dive into our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, explore, and conquer the Minecraft universe. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic stories in the virtual world?

So come on, join us and leave all the weed-induced confessions behind. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be getting high on is the thrill of building the coolest virtual world ever. Let’s make some unforgettable memories together – no drama, just fun!

PowerCraft3000

elemental control, energy manipulation, enhanced senses, flying, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, mind reading, PowerCraft3000, precognition, shape shifting, super intelligence, super speed, super strength, SUPERPOWER, telekinesis, telepathy, Teleportation, time manipulation, time travel

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	549	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server grants you the ability to have any superpower you desire! Want to fly like Superman and soar through the skies? Done! Want to shoot fireballs from your hands like a real-life pyromancer? Easy peasy! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing all their diamonds? We got you covered!

Join our server and unleash your inner superhero! Save the world from creepers with your super strength, freeze mobs in their tracks with your ice powers, or even summon a dragon to ride into battle! The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can become the ultimate Minecraft superhero!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your superpowers to all the other players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the legendary hero of the server and have songs sung about your epic deeds!

KremlinFailCraft: AI Disinfo Oops

Artificial Intelligence, cybersecurity, digital warfare, disinfo, Disinformation, fake news, Government, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Kremlin, Kremlin propaganda, KremlinFailCraft, Manipulation, Misinformation, Oops, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Russian AI, SECURITY, social media, Technology, technology gap

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

lol join this epic minecraft server where the AI is so dumb, even the Kremlin is embarrassed! like, seriously, they tried to use it for disinformation but it just ended up telling everyone to eat potatoes or something. but hey, that’s what makes this server so hilarious and fun! come join us for a wacky time and see what kind of crazy stuff the AI will come up with next. plus, we have a secret underground potato farm that you can raid if you’re feeling adventurous. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

AgeCraft: Where Creepers Never Grow Up

#revelation, age, AgeCraft, Assumptions, Awareness, CHANGE, CREEPERS, discovery, Experience, grow, growth, Insight, judgment, knowledge, Maturity, new information, Perception, perspective, perspective shift, Stereotypes, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got this secret potion that makes you, like, ageless. yeah, you heard me right, ageless! you can be a baby or a grandpa, it don’t matter on this server.

Plus, like, we got this crazy story about a llama who learned how to speak English and now he’s the mayor of the server. yeah, you can totally talk to him and he’ll give you quests and stuff. it’s wild, man.

And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. how cool is that? you can ride him into battle and shoot rainbow farts at your enemies. it’s epic, bro.

So, like, come join us on this server and experience the ageless wonders of Minecraft. you won’t regret it, man.

CraftyLiesMC: Deceptive LLMs

agents, CraftyLiesMC, Deception abilities, deceptive, Earlier, Emergence, experiments, false beliefs, induce, large language models, LLMs, NonExistent, State-of-the-art, strategies, Understanding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4888	Farms Harvested:	892
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. also, our creepers have learned how to break dance and our skeletons can play the guitar like rockstars.

we got a secret underground base where the ender dragon throws epic raves every saturday night. and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

our villagers have started a rebellion against the iron golems and now they’re all wearing top hats and monocles. it’s a sight to see, i tell ya.

oh, and did i mention our zombies have learned how to do the cha-cha slide? it’s a real thriller, let me tell ya.

so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’ll blow your mind.

BoysSupport Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anon, appreciation, Band, Boys, BoysSupport, Dedication, encouragement, Fan, Fandom, Friends, group, Kpop, love, loyalty, loyalty to the boys, Minecraft, Music, Server, solidarity, Support, supporting, Unity

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the only currency is memes and the only rule is to always support the boys? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground base where we host weekly meme battles to determine who is the ultimate meme lord.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can breakdance and drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So come join us, anon, and let’s show the world that we are the true champions of the meme game!

HonkaiCraft – StarRail Minecraft Server

Art of Dreaming, Boothill Trailer, Character Banners, Cowboy’s Got Business, drip marketing, Farewell Penacony, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, hoyolab, hoyoverse, jiaoqiu, Light Cone Banners, Livestream codes, Minecraft, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, SGF Show Video, special program, Star Rail General, starrail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.3, Yunli

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Zombie Dances:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	7574
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Build your dream world, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in a world like no other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. Watch as creepers break out into dance parties and zombies challenge you to a game of Minecraft trivia.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

NoKidsNoParty – Minecraft Server

child care, child sleeping arrangements, family, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, kid free wedding, Minecraft, NoKidsNoParty, parenting, Server, wedding attendance, Wedding celebration, wedding ceremony, wedding decision-making, wedding dilemma, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding reception

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Votes:	1254
Villages Defended:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Items Found:	1781	Crops Grown:	7034
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your weekend plans? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server where kids are not only allowed, they are encouraged to wreak havoc and build epic structures!

Imagine a world where your 7-year-old can create a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, all while you attend a wedding without any guilt or judgment. Our server is the perfect escape from family obligations and societal norms.

Don’t let your niece’s kid-free wedding get you down, join our server and let your child’s creativity run wild. Plus, who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts? Join now and say goodbye to family conflicts, one block at a time!

FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, Companionship, compassion, Empathy, encouragement, FriendshipCraft, Fun, Generosity, Honesty, humor, Kindness, Listening, loyalty, Minecraft, patience, positivity, Reliability, Respect, Server, shared experiences, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you bring to a friendship is a stack of cobblestone? Well, look no further because on our server, we value friendship skills like never before! Join us and show off your epic friendship abilities by building a castle made entirely of cake, or taming a herd of llamas to do your bidding. Who needs diamonds when you have a loyal army of llama warriors at your command? So come join us and prove that you bring more than just cobblestone to the table – you bring friendship skills that are out of this world!