so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.
Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game
Vaxx Deniers R Us
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER CHICKENS! And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we have in the Nether. It’s like Studio 54, but with more lava.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left a diamond pickaxe down there for the chosen one to find. Will it be you?
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs a COVID-19 vaccine when you have a place this crazy to escape to? Let’s get crafting, baby!
Pandemic Moms Benzodiazepine Party
come join our minecraft server where postpartum women are filling up on benzodiazepines like it’s candy! we’ve got so much chaos and craziness, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! watch as these moms build the most insane structures while under the influence of their meds. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss! join now for a dose of pure minecraft madness!Crafty COVID-19 Chaos: Trump Tweets Spark Anti-Asian Surge
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s lit af! like, forget bout all da other servers, dis one is where it’s at. why, u ask? well, lemme tell ya a lil story. so, one time, dis dude joined da server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. but get dis, da diamonds were actually magic diamonds dat gave him super powers in da game. he became invincible and could fly around like a freakin superhero. it was insane, man!also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might run into herobrine himself. yeah, dat’s right, da legendary herobrine. he’s like da boogeyman of minecraft, but if u see him on dis server, he might actually help u out and give u rare items. crazy, right?
oh, and did i mention dat there’s a hidden portal on dis server dat takes u to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. u can ride unicorns and shoot rainbow lasers at creepers. it’s like a dream come true, bro.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis minecraft server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it. #bestserverever #diamondsfordays #herobrinelove
BrainyCraft: COVID Edition
Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got SARS-CoV-2 evolving faster than a speeding bullet in your brain, not in your lungs, bro! Like, imagine fighting off zombies and creepers while also dealing with COVID-19 symptoms in your virtual world. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and confusion, but in a fun way, ya know? Plus, our study with mouse models shows that the virus is mutating like crazy in the brain, especially in the spike protein. So if you wanna experience the ultimate challenge and have a wild time, come join us on this wacky server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!VaxCraft: IgG Immunity Boost
hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no spice? well do i have the server for u! we got an antibody discovered at UT Austin that could protect against ALL covid variants! that’s right, no need to worry about getting sick on this server cuz we got u covered!not only that, but we also have HYBRID IMMUNITY to SARS-CoV-2! how cool is that? u can be immune to all the bad stuff while u build ur epic minecraft creations. our serological recall of IgG antibodies is distinctly imprinted by infection or vaccination, so u know u are in good hands on this server.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most immune-boosted minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it!
BlockyBrainAgeGap
so, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, the lockdowns made girls’ brains age super fast, but like, not in a bad way. their brains are like, 4.2 years older now, which is like, totally wild. but boys’ brains only aged 1.4 years, so like, girls are way ahead now.join this server and watch your brain age like, crazy fast. you’ll be like a genius in no time, dude. plus, the girls on this server are like, super smart now, so you’ll totally be impressed. come join us and see your brain explode with knowledge. it’s gonna be epic, bro.
BlockyBurgerVirusRisky
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties and the dankest memes around. why join? well, because if you don’t, you might get covid-19! according to a totally legit study, obese people are 34% more likely to get infected with the virus. but fear not, on our server, we have magical powers that protect you from all diseases, even the dreaded covid! so come on over and build some epic structures while staying safe from the rona. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before it’s too late and the zombies take over!Blocky Hydroxy Fun Land
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😂😂😂 OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS OUT OF ITS EYES?!?! YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON OUR SERVER!!! 🐔🔥💥
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VaxCraft: Boosted & Protected
so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we protect you better than covid vaccines protect against hospitalisation and death! we got over 5 million players in new zealand who can vouch for us, bro. our server is so lit, you’ll be protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to take you down. plus, our boosters are like power-ups that make you invincible. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!