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  • LockdownCraft – Minecraft Server

    LockdownCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most absurd place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us and witness the legendary battle of the Toilet Paper Wars, where players fight to hoard as much toilet paper as possible to survive in the post-apocalyptic wasteland. Will you be the one to build the ultimate TP fortress and reign supreme?

    But that’s not all! Our server also features the infamous Quarantine Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like social distancing sprints and hand sanitizer relay races. Think you have what it takes to win the gold?

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of hand sanitizer!

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  • CovCraft: The Quarantine Chronicles

    CovCraft: The Quarantine Chronicles
    Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do because of COVID-19? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the pandemic madness by building your own virtual world where social distancing doesn’t exist and masks are only worn by creepers.

    Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the fun and had to stay away. Rumor has it that the virus tried to log on, but got banned for griefing other players’ builds. Now it’s just lurking in the shadows, jealous of all the laughter and joy happening on our server.

    So come on over and join the party! Build giant toilet paper statues, have socially distanced dance parties, and fight off zombie viruses with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs the real world when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

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  • VaxCraft: Immunity Wall

    VaxCraft: Immunity Wall
    so, like, u know how u get vaccinated and then u still get sick? well, turns out u actually become like, a super hero or something. u get this immunity wall that makes u basically invincible to getting sick again. it’s like, u get the vaccine and then u get this extra layer of protection. it’s like having a force field around u or something. so, if u wanna be a super hero and never get sick again, come join our minecraft server. we have all the cool stuff u need to build your own immunity wall and become unstoppable. plus, we have like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. it’s gonna be lit, trust me. so come join us and become a super hero in the world of minecraft.

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  • DuckbillCraft: 98% COVID-Free!

    DuckbillCraft: 98% COVID-Free!
    So, like, this server is like the duckbill N95 of Minecraft servers, yo! It stops 98% of boring servers from infecting your gaming experience with lame gameplay and whack players. Join us if you want to be protected from the virus of boredom and have a lit time building, exploring, and battling with the coolest peeps around. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your Minecraft game and have a blast like never before. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • VaxCraft: Immune Boosted Fun!

    VaxCraft: Immune Boosted Fun!
    yo, dis server be like dat COVID vaccine but for yo Minecraft game! u join dis server, u gonna get hit wit side effects like tiredness (cuz u be playin all night), muscle and joint pain (from all dat hardcore mining), chills (cuz u be chillin in yo cool base), headache (from tryna figure out dem redstone contraptions), fever (cuz u be on fire in PvP), nausea (from all dem crazy builds), and feeling generally unwell (cuz u be addicted to dis server)! but don’t worry, it just mean yo immune system be gettin stronger and u gonna be less likely to catch dem creepers tryna blow up yo stuff! so come join dis wild ride of a server and experience da ultimate Minecraft adventure!

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  • PandemicCraft: 50% Suicide Rise

    PandemicCraft: 50% Suicide Rise
    so, like, this server is legit the bomb dot com, like seriously. you wanna know why? because we have a 50% rise in suicide behaviors after the COVID-19 pandemic, like what even is that?! but wait, there’s more. we did a huge 5-year follow-up cohort study and the results were like, mind-blowing.

    join our server and experience the thrill of surviving a pandemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies. who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone again. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. who knows, maybe you’ll even find the meaning of life in a blocky world. #YOLO #Minecraft4Life

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  • MaskCraft Airlines

    MaskCraft Airlines
    so like, u know how u gotta wear a mask on dem long flights now? well dis server is like dat but for ur minecraft character. we got enforced masking so u dont gotta worry bout no sars-cov-2 creepin up on u while u build ur epic castle. join now to stay safe and stylish in da virtual world. plus, rumor has it dat wearing a mask in minecraft gives u superpowers like flyin and shootin lasers out ur eyes. dont miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity to be a masked superhero in minecraft. come join us now and save the world, one block at a time!

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  • Disastravel Minecraft Server

    Disastravel Minecraft Server
    Looking for a vacation spot that will leave you screaming for your momma? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why waste your time on sandy beaches and crystal clear waters when you can join us for a wild ride through a land filled with exploding creepers, lava pits, and zombie hordes that never sleep?

    Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it! Join us if you’re looking for a vacation that will leave you questioning your life choices and running for the safety of your dirt hut. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Pack your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • VaxCraft: No Stillbirths Here!

    VaxCraft: No Stillbirths Here!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have no association between getting a vaccine and stillbirth like wut even is that correlation?? we did a study at yale and found out that our server is the safest place to play minecraft while pregnant like seriously no stillbirths here! plus, we have the craziest stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up our spawn but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. join now for the most outrageous adventures and no stillbirths guaranteed!

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  • VaxCraft: No Baby Creeper Boom

    VaxCraft: No Baby Creeper Boom
    so like, u know how some ppl r all like “oh no i cant get the vaccine when im preggers cuz itll mess up my baby”? well guess what, this new study is all like “nah fam, u good”. so like, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u can rest easy knowing that even if u get the vaccine while preggo, ur baby gonna be just fine. come join us for some epic builds and crazy adventures, cuz we all about that vaxxed and relaxed life, baby!

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