lol imagine a world where the US military is like oopsie daisies we spread some anti-vax propaganda by accident hahaha whoopsie poopsie. but hey join our minecraft server and forget about all that nonsense. we got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds. plus, rumor has it that if you find the golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. so come on down and join the fun, because who needs vaccines when you have a diamond sword, amirite?
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BlockyBrits: No Go Zone
hey u, yes u, r u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, do i have a treat for u! come join our server where the tables are turned and now the UK is on the ‘do not travel’ list! why, u ask? well, because our server is so lit, so crazy, so wild that even the UK can’t handle it! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers throwing parties in your base! join us for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock, or maybe even a pet zombie that will do your bidding! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see why everyone is talking about our server!ExBlockMateNoTake
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.
And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.
So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!
LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!
so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.
but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.
so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?
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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM DA SKY LIKE RAIN AND PIGS FLYING AROUND ON JETPACKS. U CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF GOLD BLOCKS AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS. ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL MAGIC POTIONS THAT MAKE U INVINCIBLE. PLUS, EVERY HOUR WE DROP A TON OF TNT ON A RANDOM PLAYER FOR FUN. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!COVIDCraft: Mindless Miners
so like, u know how u get covid and then ur brain goes all wonky? well, turns out it can make u dumber too! like, u could lose 10 whole IQ points just from getting sick! but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u can like, exercise ur brain and get smarter again! so come join us and let’s get those brain cells back in shape! who needs school when u got minecraft, amirite?CovidCraft: Mindless Miners
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Well, have no fear, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you could ever imagine!We promise that our server will make you smarter than ever before. Studies have shown that players who join our server experience a 10 point increase in IQ! That’s right, you’ll be a Minecraft genius in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you become a genius, but you’ll also unlock hidden superpowers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. You’ll be able to build the most epic structures, defeat the toughest mobs, and conquer the most challenging quests.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now!
CovidCraft – No Cold Viruses Allowed!
hey u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even sars-cov-2 infection but not vaccination can’t touch it! yea, that’s right, we got protection against common cold coronaviruses like it’s nobody’s business.join us and u’ll be dodging viruses left and right while building the craziest creations u can think of. we got giant chickens that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot lasers, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire? yea, it’s pretty epic.
VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID
join our epic minecraft server where the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! we’ve got so many cool features like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond.our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.
come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!
CraftyVaxxers: No Long Covid Here!
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stay safe from long covid? well, dis server got u covered, bro! we got vaccines in minecraft, yo! just take a shot and u good to go, no long covid for u! plus, we got like, super cool mini-games where u can battle covid mobs and save the world from the pandemic, it’s lit, fam! join us now and stay safe while having a blast, cuz who needs long covid when u can have long fun in minecraft, amirite?