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Vaxxed & Wacky Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more insane than our builds are the stories we tell! we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in riddles.we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts throw parties every night and you can join in on the fun if you can find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a creeper.
but the real reason to join our server is because we have a magical potion that gives you the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs out of your eyes. trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!
so come on down to our server and see for yourself the crazy adventures waiting for you. just be careful not to anger the giant zombie pigman who guards the entrance, he’s not too keen on visitors.
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BrainProteinCraft
Yo, so like, come join our epic Minecraft server cuz we got COVID-19 proteins in the brain that can like, totally reduce your cortisol by over 30%! And like, lower cortisol means more brain inflammation and stress, which is like, totally rad, right? So if you wanna manage your Long COVID symptoms in a totally wacky way, then come join us on this wild ride of a server! Plus, we have like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff, so like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together! -
COVIDCraft: Mindless Miners
so like, u know how u get covid and then ur brain goes all wonky? well, turns out it can make u dumber too! like, u could lose 10 whole IQ points just from getting sick! but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u can like, exercise ur brain and get smarter again! so come join us and let’s get those brain cells back in shape! who needs school when u got minecraft, amirite? -
CovidCraft: Mindless Miners
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Well, have no fear, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you could ever imagine!We promise that our server will make you smarter than ever before. Studies have shown that players who join our server experience a 10 point increase in IQ! That’s right, you’ll be a Minecraft genius in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you become a genius, but you’ll also unlock hidden superpowers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. You’ll be able to build the most epic structures, defeat the toughest mobs, and conquer the most challenging quests.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now!
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AnimalEncounter: SafeWithFaves
animal encounter, animal encounter reactions, SafeWithFaves, animal encounter experience, animal encounter momentPicture this: You’re casually strolling through the lush forests of our Minecraft server, when suddenly, you come face to face with your favorite animal. But wait, it’s not just any ordinary encounter – oh no! This animal is actually your personal bodyguard, ready to protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.Imagine having a majestic unicorn by your side, using its magical horn to fend off any enemies that try to harm you. Or perhaps a ferocious dragon, breathing fire and scaring off any potential threats. Your safety is guaranteed on our server, thanks to our amazing animal companions.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of having your favorite animal as your loyal protector. Who knows, you might even discover new and exciting creatures along the way. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!
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CarbonCraft: Guardian Wildfires
yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a wildfire burning through humanity’s carbon budget? well, look no further cuz this server is on fire, literally!we got crazy events like lava parkour where u gotta jump from one lava pit to another without burning ur blocky butt. but don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions for u noobs who can’t handle the heat.
we also have a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs when u swing it. OP much?
join us now and be part of the hottest server in town. just be careful not to get burned, cuz this server is lit AF!
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Georgian Block Party Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll meet more Georgians than you ever thought possible! Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world, where you’ll encounter Georgian villagers selling khachapuri, Georgian mobs singing traditional folk songs, and even a secret underground bunker where Stalin’s long-lost cousin resides. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this wacky world and expand your knowledge of Georgian culture – no cheating with Stalin, though! -
NoTouchyZoneMC
Are you tired of dealing with creepy friends of your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about inappropriate massages or creepy comments! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted advances from weirdos. Plus, our community is full of English and Spanish players, so you’ll fit right in no matter where you’re from. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server!