Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got SARS-CoV-2 evolving faster than a speeding bullet in your brain, not in your lungs, bro! Like, imagine fighting off zombies and creepers while also dealing with COVID-19 symptoms in your virtual world. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and confusion, but in a fun way, ya know? Plus, our study with mouse models shows that the virus is mutating like crazy in the brain, especially in the spike protein. So if you wanna experience the ultimate challenge and have a wild time, come join us on this wacky server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!
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BrainyCraft: COVID Edition
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Vaxxed & Wacky Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more insane than our builds are the stories we tell! we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in riddles.we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts throw parties every night and you can join in on the fun if you can find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a creeper.
but the real reason to join our server is because we have a magical potion that gives you the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs out of your eyes. trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!
so come on down to our server and see for yourself the crazy adventures waiting for you. just be careful not to anger the giant zombie pigman who guards the entrance, he’s not too keen on visitors.
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BrainProteinCraft
Yo, so like, come join our epic Minecraft server cuz we got COVID-19 proteins in the brain that can like, totally reduce your cortisol by over 30%! And like, lower cortisol means more brain inflammation and stress, which is like, totally rad, right? So if you wanna manage your Long COVID symptoms in a totally wacky way, then come join us on this wild ride of a server! Plus, we have like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff, so like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!
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COVIDCraft: Mindless Miners
so like, u know how u get covid and then ur brain goes all wonky? well, turns out it can make u dumber too! like, u could lose 10 whole IQ points just from getting sick! but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u can like, exercise ur brain and get smarter again! so come join us and let’s get those brain cells back in shape! who needs school when u got minecraft, amirite?
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CovidCraft: Mindless Miners
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Well, have no fear, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you could ever imagine!We promise that our server will make you smarter than ever before. Studies have shown that players who join our server experience a 10 point increase in IQ! That’s right, you’ll be a Minecraft genius in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you become a genius, but you’ll also unlock hidden superpowers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. You’ll be able to build the most epic structures, defeat the toughest mobs, and conquer the most challenging quests.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now!