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Pixel Perfect Player Hub
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A ZOOM CALL BUT FOR MINECRAFT PLAYERS! JOIN US IF U GOT ZOOM DYSMORPHIA AND WANNA HIDE BEHIND A PIXELATED BLOCKY CHARACTER! WE GOT PIXELATED SKIN CARE ROUTINES AND PIXELATED MAKEUP TUTORIALS TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A BLOCKY QUEEN! PLUS, OUR PIXELATED THERAPISTS ARE HERE TO HELP U OVERCOME UR FEAR OF LOOKING LIKE A SQUARE IRL! COME JOIN US AND EMBRACE UR INNER BLOCKHEAD! -
Crafty Nurse Network
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. We got more than 9,000 nurses from all over the world playing on this server, and they’re all sharing their mental health struggles from the pandemic.But get this, dude – these nurses aren’t just playing Minecraft, they’re like, building hospitals and stuff in the game. And not just any hospitals, bro. These hospitals have secret underground lairs, where they keep all their diamond loot and potions.
So, if you wanna join a server where you can build epic hospitals with a bunch of badass nurses and uncover hidden treasures, then you gotta join us. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual check-up from a Minecraft nurse. It’s wild, man. Join now!
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BoomerCraft Sleep Society
so, like, u kno how older peeps r stuck at home during covid n stuff? well, dis server is like a virtual playground for dem to escape da boredom n loneliness! we got virtual yoga classes, virtual dance parties, n even virtual pillow fights to help dem stay active n happy!join dis server n u’ll be part of a wacky community of senior citizens who love to build crazy things in minecraft! we got grandmas building roller coasters, grandpas creating pixel art, n even great-grandparents starting their own virtual farms!
plus, we got a secret potion in da game dat helps u sleep like a baby at night! no more tossing n turning, just peaceful dreams of creepers n diamonds! so come join us on dis epic adventure n let’s make memories dat will last a lifetime!
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ER Escape – Pandemic Edition
so, like, u know how the world is all crazy with this covid-19 thing, right? well, guess what, our minecraft server is like the ER of the gaming world, except u won’t wanna leave, even if ur doctor says so! we’ve had over 721 million players visit us from 2016 to 2021, and like 194 million of them were like “nah, i’m good, i’ll just stay here forever.” so come join us and never leave, cuz who needs real life when u can have minecraft, right? come for the blocks, stay for the chaos! -
PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition
LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS -
Burnout Block Party
so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.
we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.
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VaxCraft: Saving Lives, Block by Block
yo, dis server be lit like a firework show on new year’s eve, fam. we be savin’ lives like COVID-19 vaccines in Latin America and the Caribbean, ya feel me? join dis server and be a hero, cuz we be preventin’ millions of deaths like it’s no biggie.we got vaccination efforts in 17 countries, savin’ up to 2.62 million lives like it’s just another day in the hood. come thru and see the critical role of vaccines in curbin’ the pandemic’s devastating toll, cuz we be makin’ a difference in dis virtual world, bruh.
so what you waitin’ for? join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic, like a superhero savin’ the day. ain’t no other server like dis one, we be on a whole ‘nother level of awesomeness. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥🎮 #minecraftforlife #vaccinessavelives #joinusnow
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Adderall Mania Madness
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN A LLAMA RIDING A PIG!WE GOT MORE PSYCHOSIS THAN A CREEPER IN A TNT FACTORY!
COME ON AND JOIN US, WE’LL MAKE YOUR MANIA GO WILD LIKE A ZOMBIE IN A MINECRAFT VILLAGE!
NO DOSING GUIDELINES HERE, JUST FUN AND CHAOS!
YOUNG ADULTS LOVE US, ESPECIALLY SINCE COVID-19, WE’RE LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY MEMORIES TOGETHER!