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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6922 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1937 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 8649 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 159 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3489 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
come join our epic minecraft server where germany is checking all borders to make sure no creepers or zombies sneak in!!! we got the best security system in place, you won’t find a safer server anywhere else! plus, our admin team is made up of actual german shepherds who bark commands at you in german, it’s a real treat.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where hitler’s ghost hangs out and gives out diamond swords to all the players who can do the best nazi salute. it’s a wild ride, folks.
so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the thought of getting caught trying to sneak past the border patrol. it’s a real blast, we promise.
