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BrokeCraft: The Server of Unattainable Dreams

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	1892	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Do you dream of owning a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? Do you fantasize about riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! Join now and experience the luxury life you never thought possible, all for the low, low price of logging in and playing with us! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual paradise filled with endless possibilities and zero financial stress? Join us today and start living the high life in Minecraft!

DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12

so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.

and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.

oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8355	Runes Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	552	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

WeddingCraftNoDrama

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2840
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!

WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most misused English word is actually “potato”! That’s right, every time someone says “potato” in chat, a herd of wild pigs will spawn and start wreaking havoc on the server. It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic mayhem and piggy shenanigans!

FearCraft: Irrational Edition

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Farms Harvested:	788	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of explosions! Join us for a chance to cuddle with creepers and conquer your irrational fear in a hilarious and heartwarming way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll accumulate just by hanging out with these blinged-out birds. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a diamond tycoon in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over to our server and face your fears in the most absurd and entertaining way possible. Who knew that conquering your irrational fears could be so much fun?

MissileCraft: Iran2Russia

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crops Grown:	3029	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we got Iran delivering hundreds of ballistic missiles to Russia soon! Intel sources say it’s gonna be lit, fam! Join us for some explosive fun as we blow up blocks and build crazy bases like never before. Who needs diamonds when you got missiles, amirite? So come on, join us and let’s cause some chaos together! Let’s see if you can survive the ultimate blast-off challenge, only on our server!