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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2535 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 9057 |
Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”