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CraftyPutin’sDownfall

#classified information, Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, CraftyPutinsDownfall, defense system, downed aircraft, Espionage, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, investigation, military technology, missile defense, Mystery, radar detection, russia, secret weapon, Ukraine, War, WRECKAGE

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	35	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Animals Bred:	129	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover the mystery of russia’s secret weapon that got downed in ukraine. we got secret tunnels, hidden treasure, and even a talking cow named boris who knows all the secrets.

if you join now, you can ride a flying pig and battle a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. plus, our staff is made up of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes and turn your enemies into harmless bunnies.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind russia’s secret weapon!

LieCraft SMP: BiggestLieEver

BETRAYAL, biggest lie, BiggestLieEver, confession, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, fib, half-truth, Hidden Truth, Honesty, Integrity, LieCraft, secret, smp, tall tale, Trust, untruth, white lie

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3119
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Have you ever told someone you were a Minecraft pro when in reality you can’t even craft a wooden pickaxe without looking it up on Google? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, lying about your Minecraft skills is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CraftyLiesMC

BETRAYAL, biggest lie, concealed truth, cover up, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, Deception, denial, dishonesty, facade, False narrative, falsehood, hidden reality, Hidden Truth, personal deception, Secrets, self-deception, self-delusion, still telling, untruth, white lie

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Void Armor Forged:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of living a double life in Minecraft, pretending to be a peaceful farmer when deep down you’re a ruthless warrior? Well, on our server, you can finally embrace your true self and let your inner chaos reign supreme! Join us and unleash your wildest lies and deceit in a world where deception is not just encouraged, it’s required!

Our server is home to the most epic battles and craziest betrayals you’ll ever experience. Imagine building an alliance with your fellow players, only to turn on them in the most unexpected way possible. Trust us, the drama is real and the laughs are endless!

So if you’re ready to let go of all your inhibitions and dive headfirst into a world of deception and chaos, then join us on our server. Who knows, maybe the biggest lie you’ll tell is that you’re actually a peaceful farmer…but we’ll know the truth. 😉

Diddy’s Great Escape Minecraft Server

Abuse Allegations, Accountability, arrest, celebrity involvement, charges, cover up, Diddy, Diddys, drug rapes, Escape, Exploitation, Great, Hollywood, investigation, Justice, Lawsuits, medical records, METOO, Minecraft, predator, scandal, Server, sex tapes, underage sex, Victim

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a tabloid magazine? Look no further! Our server has had over 3,000 people calling in to make wild allegations – from witnessing abuse to confirming sex tapes and drug rapes. We’ve even got numerous celebs directly involved, because who doesn’t love a good scandal? Join now and see if you can uncover the next big scandal – are you a victim? Share your picrel and let’s get to the bottom of this juicy drama!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

abuse survivors, Accountability, Belgian, Blasts, Blistering Welcome, catholic church, Church Leaders, Church Reform, clergy, cover up, Healing and Justice, Holycraft, investigation, legal action, Minecraft, pm, pope francis, scandal, Scandal Response, Server, sex abuse, Truth and Reconciliation, Victims

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Lol come join our minecraft server where we blast popes and cover up sex abuse scandals like it’s nobody’s business. Belgian PM is our mascot and he’s always ready to throw shade at anyone who tries to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. So come on in and let’s cause some chaos together!

Submarine Shenanigans

China, cover up, covered up, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Maritime, Military, national security, Navy, Newest Submarine, scandal, secrecy, Shenanigans, Sinking, submarine, Submarine Incident, Submarine Technology, Underwater, US official

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Votes:	5757
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Towns Built:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Animals Bred:	50	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

Business, corporate, corporate culture, corporate scandals, Corruption, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false promises, fraud, lie, LieCorp, Manipulation, Minecraft, misleading, smp, trust issues, Unethical, unethical behavior, White Lies, workplace ethics

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

RadwanCraft: Explosive Fun!

CASUALTIES, casualties concealed, casualties hidden, Conflict, cover up, Deception, Decimated, exploding devices, explosive, extremist organization, Fun, hezbollah, hides death toll, Insurgency, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military tactics, Radwan force command, RadwanCraft, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Hezbollah is hiding the death toll from exploding devices? Yeah, you heard me right! The Radwan force command got decimated, like totally wrecked, bro.

But don’t worry, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server. We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant.

Join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a blast and laugh your butt off. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky exploding devices, they’ll blow your mind (literally).

MineCrafty Dance Party Server – Daily Bust a Groove!

beat, Bust, Bust-A-Groove, Community, comparison, Daily, Dance, dance battles, discussion, dreamcast, gaming memories, Groove, Jet Set Radio, minecrafty, Music, Nostalgia, Party, PlayStation, retro gaming, Rhythm, rhythm games, Server, Similarities, Thread, video games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Emeralds Found:	8818
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re busting is blocks? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride that will have you feeling like you’re in the middle of a Jet Set Radio dance-off!

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to bust a groove like never before. Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual streets of Minecraft, dodging creepers and zombies while jamming out to sick beats that will have you feeling like a true DJ master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen. Challenge other players to a dance-off and show off your best moves as you battle it out for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to bust a groove like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MemeCraft

Caesar, Destruction, evil man, inbreeding, LMFAOOO, Memecraft, Rabbi Yeshua, resistance, ROMANS, Second temple, TAXES, turn the other cheek, Yahweh

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the whereabouts of Yahweh during historical events? Look no further! Join our server and explore the mysteries of the Second Temple destruction while building your own virtual empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Rabbi Yeshua’s teachings and their impact on inbreeding deformities. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Crafty Baldur’s Gate Bros – where we mine, craft, and slay dragons together! Join ‘/bgg/’ now!

Baldurs, baldurs gate, bgg, bros, Class, companions, Craft, Crafty, dragons, FAQ, Gate, Join, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, Ramazith’s Tower, romance, slay, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1007
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through Ramazith’s Tower Edition, where you’ll face challenges, romance companions, and even consume tadpoles without consequences (well, maybe just a little DC21 Wisdom check).

Our server is so intense that you’ll have to decide between the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or why not both? Clear them on higher difficulties for the ultimate loot and experience. And don’t forget about The Dark Urge, it’s like “Tav+” but with additional content and the risk of losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

But wait, there’s more! Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of low or high rolls, and make sure to knock out Minthara in Act 1 if you want to recruit her without going down the evil path (you’ll miss out on a sex scene, but who needs that anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey full of romance, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you there!

Wage Cage Warriors Minecraft Server – Where we mine for diamonds and escape the 9-5 grind!

anxiety, bed LDARING, Burnout, Cage, coping, coping mechanisms, diamonds, DREAD, Escape, grind, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, motivation needed, self help, self-care, Server, shotgun roulette, stress, Struggling, Support, Wage, wage cage, Warriors, work, work-life balance

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3888
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of the mundane grind of the real world, bros? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape the wage cage and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Imagine a place where you can build a house out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

Join us and say goodbye to the soul-crushing monotony of everyday life. Instead, embark on epic quests, engage in epic battles with other players, and maybe even discover a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination. But be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave. So come on, bros, let’s escape the wage cage together and have the time of our lives!

Yamada’s Blocky Band: Where Creepers Jam and Endermen Dance

admirable traits, Anime girl, Band, beloved by fans, blocky, captivating presence, charming demeanor, CREEPERS, Dance, dedicated artist, endermen, fan favorite, favorite musician, great qualities, inspiring figure, Jam, likable character, memorable performances, music lover, plays an instrument, relatable personality, strong passion, talented musician, talented performer, unique style, Yamada, Yamadas

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	1426	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for music-loving anime fans! Join us and you’ll get to hang out with your favorite musician anime girls while mining diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Creeper, who spins sick beats while dropping explosive dubstep remixes. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden jukebox in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Hatsune Miku herself!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can party with your favorite anime girls and jam out with DJ Creeper? Join us now and let the music and madness begin!

Crafty Chemist’s Crappy Server

bathroom, bathroom humor, Body, Chemicals, Chemists, Crafty, Crappy, digestion, excretion, Foul, gastrointestinal, gross, health, odor, Poo, scent, Server, Smells, STINKY, strange, Unpleasant, UNUSUAL, Waste, weird

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our poo smells like chemicals! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their poo started smelling like lavender and unicorns. True story. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and the smell of your poo)!

SnowbunnyCraft: Where white teens get snowed in with epic adventures!

Adventures, amateur videos, average sized dick, BBC, black dick, brown teen, Epic, huge black cocks, meme, snowbunny, SnowbunnyCraft, snowed, teens, ugly fat brown chick, ugly flabby white guy, White, white teen, wonderbread American girls

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Volcanoes Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	591151
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	218	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your Google search results? Look no further! Our server is like a crazy mix of huge black cocks pounding cute wonderbread American girls and ugly flabby white guys with average sized dicks! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs BBC memes when you can have a server this insane? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused)!

YogurtCraft: Where cows play guitars and creepers bust a move! Rock out in our pixelated world!

Angelfish, Ashita he no Kodou, Bits of Freesia, Bust, Cows, CREEPERS, Cynic, guitars, happy halloween, Kokodayo, Lost Desire, Mitsugetsu Un Deux Trois, Move, Onaji Hanashi, pixelated, pizza, Play, pretender, Rock, Same Story, Toaru Tetsugakusha no Hanayome, Upwards to the Moon, Violera, Watashi Idol Sengen, Way of Life, world, Yogurt Music, YogurtCraft, Yuki no Hana, zzz.

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	89
Mines Excavated:	2402	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
New Chunks Explored:	349767	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more dances than a disco ball on steroids, with hits like “Angelfish,” “Pretender,” and “Watashi Idol Sengen” that will have you grooving all night long.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate K-pop experience with “Violera,” where you can dance your heart out to the latest beats. And if you’re feeling hungry, why not take a break and listen to the soothing sounds of “Pizza”?

And if you’re looking for some 3D fun, we’ve got you covered with dances like “Kinyoubi no Ohayo” and “Yuki no Hana” that will have you feeling like you’re right in the middle of the action.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride of music, dance, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even spot Cirno doing the perfect math class dance in 3D! It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops.

BorderBlockersCraft: Where devs troll with borders and blockades!

blockades, BorderBlockersCraft, borders, devs, game balance, game design, game development, game environment, Game Mechanics, game obstacles, game progression, game world, high level areas, Immersion, level restrictions, narrative design, player experience, Plot, Prevent, storytelling, troll

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Come join our Minecraft server where the devs have gone absolutely bonkers with their plot protection! They’ve built borders and blockades around high level areas to keep you from breaking the plot…or maybe they just don’t want you finding their secret stash of diamond blocks! Who knows what mysteries lie beyond those barriers – will you be the one to uncover the truth, or will you be forever stuck on the wrong side of the fence, staring longingly at the forbidden lands? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player on our server accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with rainbow wings. And guess what? The pig-icorn went on to lead an army of chickens in a battle against an army of evil llamas. It was epic, trust me.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing, surprised, and entertained, then look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret potion that turns you into a talking sheep. The possibilities are endless!