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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 360 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9271 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
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