Imagine a world where pretty white boys are the most sought after in prison – that’s right, you heard it here first! Our server is like no other, where inmates fight over who gets to claim the title of the prettiest boy in the yard. Will you be the next target of affection?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a prison experience like no other, complete with older inmates grabbing your ass in the chow hall and drugging you for a wild night of fun. Who needs boring old guards when you have Slide Step, the protector who will keep you safe in exchange for a little somethin’ somethin’.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being a pretty white boy in a man’s prison. Just remember, in our world, white males are seen as weak and effeminate – but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, we caught a player posting child pornography TWO VPNs at a time! Talk about dedication, am I right? So if you want to play in a safe and fun environment, come join us and see what all the buzz is about. Just remember, no griefing allowed unless you want to face the wrath of our fearless moderators!
Once upon a time, a player joined this server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and sunglasses. Legend has it that anyone who gazes upon this majestic llama will be blessed with infinite diamonds and never-ending stacks of enchanted golden apples. Yeah, you heard that right. This server is so magical that even the llamas are ballin’ out of control.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of this server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And the only way to unlock its riches is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what other ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and witness the epic battles between the chicken army and the evil sheep gang. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with farm animals.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Yeah, it’s lit.
So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, where the only rule is to have fun and “choke on it”!
| Server Type | Semi-Anarchy |
| Supported Versions | 1.20.4 |
| Server IP | dating-guam.gl.joinmc.link |
Yes, this server supports cracked versions of Minecraft.
While it is a semi-anarchy server, some rules still apply. You are allowed to X-Ray, grief, and use fly commands as long as it doesn’t lag the server. If any issues arise, an AntiCheat may be implemented.
You can leave your plugin requests on the Discord server. The server owner will review the requests and install the requested plugins.
If you encounter any maintenance issues or have trouble joining the server, report it on the Discord server. The server owner will respond within 3-4 hours and address the problems promptly.
Due to the server being located in Indonesia, it may not be running 24/7. Check the Discord server for updates on when the server will be online or offline.
| CPU | Intel i7 10700F |
| GPU | Integrated Graphics |
| RAM | 16.0 GB RAM (8.0 GB RAM allocated to the server) |
Rumor has it that these hats are actually magical and give you special powers in the game. Want to fly like a bird? Wear the hat. Want to summon a herd of pigs to do your bidding? Wear the hat. Want to turn your enemy into a block of cheese? You guessed it, wear the hat!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Hat Wars, where players battle it out in epic hat-themed battles to claim the title of Hat King or Queen. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate hat-wearing warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the mysteries of the little Jewish hats and beyond. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Hat’s off to you for joining the craziest Minecraft server around!
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