Cousins MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Cousin’s Canine Care vs Nephew’s Education Dilemma

brand name bags, education, cousins, nephew, financial state

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dogs over nephews and luxury vacations over college funds! Join us if you want to be part of a community that understands the true importance of brand name bags and overseas trips.

Our server is the perfect place for those who prioritize treating sick dogs over funding college educations. We don’t judge you for favoring your furry friends over your human relatives – in fact, we celebrate it!

So come on over and build your dream world where dogs reign supreme and college funds are a thing of the past. Who needs a degree when you have a loyal pup by your side? Join now and show the world that dogs truly are man’s best friend!

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NoKidsFunUncle Minecraft Server

Kids, Boundaries, father figure, NoKidsFunUncle, family

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual family with blocky characters who won’t guilt trip you into being a “fun uncle.”

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will make you forget all about real-life family expectations. Plus, who needs a nephew named David when you can have a pet pig named Bacon instead?

So come join us and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual family will be way more fun than dealing with a pregnant sister and a loser baby daddy. And remember, on our server, you can be the master of your own blocky destiny!

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FamAvoiderCraft

aunts, important occasion, family expectations, right to choose, annoying habit

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where no one really cares about your life? Do you dread the thought of celebrating every single family member’s birthday, even if you barely know them? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the never-ending cycle of awkward conversations and unwanted social obligations!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and explore without the judgmental eyes of your distant relatives. No more guilt trips for missing birthdays or feeling obligated to attend every family gathering. On our server, the only thing you’ll be judged on is your epic building skills and creativity.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of family obligations. Build your own virtual family with fellow players who understand the importance of freedom and independence. Who needs annoying aunts and uncles when you can have virtual friends who actually care about what you have to say?

Don’t be the black sheep of your family, be the master builder of our Minecraft server. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself without the pressure of family expectations. Join us now and start crafting your own path to freedom!

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Beaner’s Realm 1.20.5

Realm, girlfriends loved ones, cousins, illegal family, aunts

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question your existence! Don’t call me gringo, you beaner! Stay on your side of the river, unless you want to experience the craziest adventure of your life. We don’t discriminate, we just want to have fun and build epic structures together. Plus, we have prescription aviators for everyone and play the most fag new wave grunge music you’ve ever heard. Illegal family members? Who needs ’em! Join us and let’s create a world where everyone is welcome, except for those pesky illegal cousins. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh until we can’t tell reality from the Minecraft world anymore. See you on the server, amigos!

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

close friends, Partners, Minecraft, relationships, cousins

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server where family drama doesn’t exist? Well, look no further than our server! We promise not to invite your crazy aunt or your cousin’s new partner who you’ve never even met.

Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Our budget-friendly server can accommodate up to 70 players, so you can invite all your immediate family and close friends without breaking the bank.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for not inviting your MIL’s awful partner. In fact, we encourage it! Because who needs toxic people ruining the vibe on your special day?

So come on over and join us for a drama-free wedding celebration like no other. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explosion instead? Let’s build some memories together!

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MassCraft: Where Cousins Confess

masscraft, tradition, Respect, UNCOMFORTABLE, Muslim

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects all religions and beliefs? Look no further than our server, where we welcome players of all faiths and non-believers alike!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual Vatican, where you can host mass for all religions simultaneously. Embrace the chaos and unite players from all walks of life in a virtual celebration of diversity.

Who needs real-life religion wars when you can have a friendly debate about the best block to build your temple with? Come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can coexist peacefully, one block at a time.

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BabyBlockerCraft

family, baby holding, baby, mother-in-law, Confrontation

Are you tired of your family treating your baby like a hot potato? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no pass the baby” policy! Our virtual world is a safe space for you to protect your little one from unwanted hands and germs. Plus, we have hand sanitizer dispensers scattered throughout the server for extra protection. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a baby-friendly environment where you can game in peace. Join now and let your inner helicopter parent soar!

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BroBroNoGo – Sibling Survival Server

Server, TEENAGE, Future, Pregnant, make a kid

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your younger siblings? Do you want to escape the responsibilities of family life and focus on having fun? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave the real world behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations. No more changing diapers or listening to your little brother talk smack while gaming – on our server, the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a good time.

With our crazy challenges and wacky events, you’ll forget all about your annoying family and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs siblings when you have a whole community of fellow players to team up with and conquer the virtual realm?

So come on over and join us – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be expecting is fun, excitement, and maybe a few unexpected surprises (like finding out your in-game character is actually a long-lost prince or princess). Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a whole new world of entertainment!

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Cousins Discovery 1.20

Ancestry, Family secrets, cultural norms, parents, close relatives

Yo, bro, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as finding out your parents are first cousins, then you gotta join this server!

We’ve got more family secrets than a soap opera, and that’s just the beginning.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew.

Who needs therapy when you can just play on this server and forget all your problems?

Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a dysfunctional family reunion, but in Minecraft form.

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FamilyCraftMaintenance

Inheritance, home, Boundaries, cousins, Generational

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us on this wild adventure as you navigate through a plot thicker than grandma’s famous stew.

Picture this: you log on to the server only to find out that your long-lost relatives are claiming ownership of your virtual village. They’re demanding you pay for gardening services, electricity, and who knows what else! It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies.

But fear not, brave player! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can show them who’s boss and reclaim your rightful place in the village. Build epic structures, mine for rare resources, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind grandma’s secret recipe book.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such a ridiculous and entertaining storyline while crafting your own virtual world? Don’t miss out on the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server – join now and let the family feud begin!

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