CousinCraftLoveGuru Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CousinCraftLoveGuru

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my cousin’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like my cousin’s relationship with his older girlfriend, our server is full of surprises. You never know what you’ll find around the corner or who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a llama who’s secretly a wizard.

And just like my cousin’s girlfriend, our server is dedicated to making you feel special. We’ll shower you with gifts and make sure you’re having the time of your life. Who needs a 60-year-old grandma when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in the form of a pixelated pig named Sir Oinksalot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

ScarStory Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5807	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Towns Built:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to show off your battle scars! We want players with the craziest stories behind their scars, whether it’s from fighting off a horde of creepers or falling off a sky-high build. Who needs boring old scars from kitchen accidents when you can have epic tales of survival in our world? So come join us and let’s compare battle wounds while building epic structures together!

NoRespawnQuests

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old missions and levels? Well, look no further because our server will have you rolling on the floor laughing with our outrageous missions and levels that will keep you coming back for more!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of derpy llamas who only speak in riddles. But beware, the llamas are known to challenge players to dance-offs before they reveal the pickaxe’s location!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the mission where you have to rescue a group of stranded villagers from a horde of zombie chickens? Yes, you read that right, zombie chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to peck your brains out, so be sure to bring your A-game and a bucket of fried chicken to distract them.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most hilarious and insane missions and levels that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

PixelFeministRevolution

extremism, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender-based violence, Hate Speech, Misogyny, misogyny awareness, misogyny consequences, misogyny education, misogyny impact, misogyny in politics, misogyny in society, misogyny laws, misogyny legislation, misogyny policy, misogyny prevention, PixelFeministRevolution, sexism, UK Government, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! First of all, they got this thing where if you find a diamond, a real-life diamond magically appears in your pocket! I know, right? It’s like the server is run by actual wizards or something.

But wait, there’s more! They have this epic PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and the winner gets a lifetime supply of pizza. I’m not even joking, bro. And get this, if you build the tallest tower in the server, you get to ride a real-life unicorn. I mean, who wouldn’t want to join this server?

Oh, and did I mention they have a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest items in the game? It’s like a treasure hunt, but way cooler. Plus, the admins are like super chill and always throwing parties with free cake and fireworks. It’s like a never-ending rave, dude.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the charts insane, you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the king of the server and rule over all the other players with an iron fist. Just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here. But seriously, join us, it’s gonna be epic!

PixelJoy: Gaming for Mental Health

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

haha come join our epic minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true!!1!

we have found that playing on our server can make you 1000% happier than all your loser friends who don’t play video games. owning a console makes you feel like a god and reduces all your sad feelings.

join us and become the happiest person alive!!1! we promise you will never want to leave our server because it is just that amazing. come play with us and feel the joy of minecraft like never before.

seriously, why are you still reading this? go join our server now and be the happiest person in the world!!1!

CraftyFateMC Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for a chance to summon the legendary “Lostbelt No.420” with a 0.000001% drop rate! That’s right, you could be the envy of all your Minecraft friends with this exclusive summon.

But wait, there’s more! Participate in our Singularity Repair Support Campaign and help fix time and space in Minecraft! Who knew you could be a hero in a blocky world?

And don’t miss out on our 21 Million Downloads Campaign, where you can summon Space Ishtar herself to help you conquer the Minecraft universe. She may be from space, but she’s ready to kick some blocky butt!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, because this server is where the real party is at!

PleasureCubePlays Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and of course, the mysterious pleasure cube.

Legend has it that deep within our server lies the pleasure cube, a mystical block that grants unimaginable power to whoever finds it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen its glowing aura in the distance. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

But beware, our SMP is not for the faint of heart. From treacherous parkour courses to intense PvP battles, you’ll need all your skills to survive in this chaotic world. And who knows what other surprises await you along the way?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate champion of the pleasure cube!

PickyEaterPurgeMC

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	34233
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where everyone is welcome, except picky eaters like Clara? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of cultures, but if you dare make a face at our virtual food, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “gross!”

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some virtual dinner parties where everyone appreciates the pixelated cuisine. Don’t be like Clara, be open-minded and ready to embrace all the fun this server has to offer. See you there, unless you’re a picky eater!

HatePersonality – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and rule followers? Do you despise players who take the game way too seriously and never let you have any fun? Then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our wacky and wild server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on! We encourage creativity, silliness, and all-around shenanigans on our server.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with explosive chickens just waiting to be unleashed on unsuspecting players. And don’t even get us started on the mysterious portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyMineQuest

Continuous Improvement, CraftyMineQuest, education, fulfilling potential, goal-setting, growth mindset., knowledge acquisition, learning, lifelong learning, motivation, new skills, overcoming obstacles, personal development, procrastination, productivity, pursuing passions, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-discipline, skill acquisition., Time management

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Crops Grown:	1236
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs to learn how to knit when you can learn how to tame a pack of wild wolves and ride them into the sunset? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

RollCraft: The Ultimate TP Challenge

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the toilet paper rolls are as big as a freakin’ Ender Dragon! imagine wiping your blocky butt with a roll so massive, you’ll never run out while mining for diamonds! our toilet paper holders are made of enchanted obsidian, so they can hold any size roll without breaking a sweat. join now for the most epic bathroom breaks of your life!