CousinCraft Minecraft Servers

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  • CousinCraft: GTFO or Nah?

    CousinCraft: GTFO or Nah?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters and outrageous situations.

    Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

    But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?

    Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

    CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.

    Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).

    Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CousinCraft: Moving Out Madness

    CousinCraft: Moving Out Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama and excitement that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join our server for a wild ride like no other. Help your cousin move out sneakily without telling her controlling, verbally abusive, mentally and emotionally abusive mom! Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

    Experience the thrill of secretly helping your cousin escape a toxic environment while feeling immense regret afterwards. Will you come clean to your aunt and risk her hating you forever? The choice is yours on our server filled with twists and turns!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness crazy family dynamics, supportive best friends, and loving environments all within the world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your virtual world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and unforgettable moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CousinCraft: Ugly Truths & Fabulous Fortresses

    CousinCraft: Ugly Truths & Fabulous Fortresses

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with traditional, obnoxious family members who just can’t handle your fabulous, androgynous model boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

    On our server, you can build a virtual world where your boyfriend’s long hair and painted nails are celebrated, not ridiculed. Plus, you can unleash your inner sass and shut down any haters with epic comebacks like a pro.

    Join now and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, there’s no room for negativity or judgment. Build your dream world with your fabulous boyfriend by your side, and show those haters that love and acceptance always win. Don’t let the haters bring you down, build your own paradise in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CousinCraft: Silent for 1.5 Weeks

    CousinCraft: Silent for 1.5 Weeks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, have you ever felt like your Minecraft buddy is using you for their own gain? Well, on our server, we promise you won’t be left feeling like a blockhead!

    Join us for some epic adventures and build friendships that won’t crumble like sand in a desert temple. We’ve got a big group of players, just like the OP’s family, but without all the drama. No cousin drama here, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Don’t let your Minecraft buddy ghost you like the OP’s cousin did. Join our server and never worry about being left out of the group chat again. Plus, we promise no one will cancel on a cousins cruise to go on a last-minute trip to Melbourne. Our server is the place to be for all your block-building needs!

    So come on over and join us for some laughs, some epic builds, and maybe even a virtual beach day. Who needs real-life friends when you’ve got a Minecraft crew like ours? See you in the game, fellow crafters!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CousinCraft: No Adoption Zone

    CousinCraft: No Adoption Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even your meth addict cousin’s baby (due 1/21/25) is considering joining!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly you’re faced with the decision of whether or not to take guardianship of a baby born to a meth addict. Will you step up to the challenge or let the baby fend for itself in the system? The drama, the suspense, the sheer madness of it all!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters and unpredictable twists at every turn. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with a baby on your hands?

    So come on, join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CousinCraft Minecraft Server

    CousinCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being accused of dating your cousin’s friends just because you’re a girl? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your gender or who you play with! We welcome all players, no matter who you are or who you’re related to. Plus, we have a strict “no creep” policy, so you can game in peace without any panic attacks. Join now and let’s build some epic virtual worlds together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CousinCraft: Bridesmaid Edition

    CousinCraft: Bridesmaid Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there! Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride’s sister causes drama and demands strippers at the bachelorette party? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other. We promise no unexpected theme changes or controlling family members here. Plus, we have a special “Bridesmaid Battle” mini-game where you can settle any wedding party disputes in a fun and competitive way.

    And don’t worry about feeling overwhelmed or stressed, because our server is all about relaxing and having a good time. We even have a virtual spa where you can unwind and destress before the big day.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say “I do” to a wedding experience you’ll never forget! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own virtual soulmate along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CousinCraft: No Free Tutoring!

    CousinCraft: No Free Tutoring!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your busy schedule.

    Need a break from tutoring kids in real life? Join our server and become the ultimate block-building master! No need to worry about upset relatives or feeling like an asshole – on our server, you’re the boss!

    Explore endless possibilities, build epic structures, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

    So come on, join our server and leave all your worries behind. Let’s make some memories and have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CousinCraft – School Woes

    CousinCraft – School Woes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being forced into things you don’t want to do? Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more being told where to go or what to do – here, you make the rules!

    Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!

    On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!

    So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP