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CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Items Found:	1966	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Emeralds Found:	7940	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Runes Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	51
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

ExBlockMateDrama

400-500K, aita, Asks, BF’s ex, college fund, comfortable, consideration, emotional, ExBlockMateDrama, Financial, flexibility, girl code, interior design, Manipulation, Moving, new home, not spending, Retirement, setback, TRANSITION, Unnecessary

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Buildings Constructed:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy ex-girlfriend!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?

So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

alternative narratives, education, educational system, Forbidden knowledge, forgotten events, hidden curriculum, hidden history, hidden truths, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, lesser-known events, non-traditional education, overlooked facts, overlooked lessons, school curriculum, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, Secret History, suppressed knowledge, unconventional history, untaught history, untold stories

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	1531

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that back in the day, George Washington actually used to play Minecraft to practice his battle strategies? Yeah, he was a total pro at PvP, no one could touch him in a spleef match.

And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5556
Votes:	7488	Runes Activated:	6
Mines Excavated:	3197	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Emeralds Found:	4434

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server you were on was dedicated to worshipping potatoes as the one true deity? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!