CousinCaretakerNoMore Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CousinCaretakerNoMore

ADVANTAGE, Babysitting, CAR, Chores, Couch, cousin, CousinCaretakerNoMore, different state, exhaustion, family, Favor, Food, Frustration, Help, Job, Kids, Messy, rent free, RESPONSIBILITY, Space, Visit

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	188	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	288
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you feel like you’re stuck on a never-ending babysitting duty? Look no further! Join our server and escape the clutches of overbearing relatives who think you’re their personal nanny!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about watching someone else’s kids all day long. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft without any interruptions. Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where you call the shots!

And if you ever feel like you need a break from the chaos of family drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Join now and experience the freedom you’ve been craving! Plus, we won’t leave your car stranded somewhere just because we feel like it. 😉

Weaponized Toaster

arm yourself, creativity, Defense, DIY weapon, emergency, End of the World, everyday object, household item, household tool, imagination, left, post-apocalyptic, preparedness, Resource, scenario, strategy, Survival, toaster, unconventional weapon, weapon, Weaponized, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the zombie apocalypse has taken over and the only way to survive is with the most random weapons at your disposal! Join us and see what crazy items fate has chosen for you to wield against the undead hordes.

Imagine taking down zombies with a rubber chicken, a giant inflatable unicorn, or even a spoon! Who knew that everyday objects could become your saving grace in this chaotic world?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures and become the ultimate survivor?

Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and unpredictable zombie apocalypse adventure in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?)

PunchCraft: Canada’s Populist Minecraft Server

Campaign, Canada, Canadas, Conflict, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Diplomacy, election, influence, international relations, leadership, liberal, Media, Minecraft, nationalism, opposition, Politics, populist, power, PunchCraft, RETALIATION, Server, strategy, trump

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? come join our server where we have CRAZY antics and wild adventures waiting for you!

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens ready to protect it at all costs. but be careful, there’s a rumor that a giant mutant creeper roams the land, looking to explode on unsuspecting players!

our community is like a big dysfunctional family, with players pulling pranks on each other and starting epic battles for no reason at all. you never know what will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules!

TeslaCraft: MuskSaluteInvestigation

MuskSaluteInvestigation, TeslaCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

so, like, this server is so lit that even elon musk would salute it. imagine a world where the tesla factory is actually a secret entrance to a minecraft server full of epic builds and crazy adventures. the police are even investigating because they can’t handle how awesome it is. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a salute from elon himself.

Modern Anarchy

2023, Anarchy, blocks, Cheats, Community, Discord, Exploration, Forge, Hacks, Hardware, Lag-free, MODERN, new york, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Viaversion, Wasteland, world border

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Modern Anarchy Minecraft Server

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.
Multi-version compatibility using ViaVersion; you don’t need to be on 1.21.1 to join.

SkyCraft Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, BIZARRE, bonkers, Brain, comedy, crazy, FINAL, Flip, flips, funny, gone, humor, loony, loses her final braincell, meme, Mind, NUTTY, Realms, Ridiculous, silly, Skycraft, Wacky

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and flying pigs.

I’m talking about a place where you can ride on a rainbow while shooting lasers out of your eyes.

And guess what? The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Plus, the diamonds are so shiny that they blind you with their beauty.

So come on, join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together. It’ll be epic, I promise.

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, accelerated skill acquisition, expertise enhancement, instant learning, knowledge acquisition, learning ability, learning potential, Minecraft, personal growth, quick learning, quick mastery, rapid skill acquisition, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill proficiency, skillset expansion, Skillz4Days, smp, talent acquisition, talent development

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Farms Harvested:	377	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

OMG guys, like, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic skills ever! Like, I joined and suddenly I could build a castle in like 2 seconds flat, it was insane! And then I learned how to tame a dragon and ride it around the server, no big deal. Plus, there’s this secret underground bunker where we have dance parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit af. So, like, if you want to be a total boss at Minecraft and have the sickest skills, you gotta join our server, it’s like, life-changing man. #skillsfordays #minecraftbosses #creeperdanceparty

CraftyCravings

basic meal, classic dish, comfort eating, comfort food, comfort meal, CraftyCravings, easy recipes, everyday meal, favorite comfort food, favorite dish, go-to meal, home cooking, homemade meal, minimal ingredients, no fuss meal, quick meal, satisfying meal, simple cooking, simple pleasures, staple meal, traditional food

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	149	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Emeralds Found:	8067	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of eating the same old basic meal in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret recipe for a dish that will blow your mind! It’s called the “Diamond Delight” and it’s made with rare diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a sprinkle of unicorn dust. Trust us, once you taste it, you’ll never go back to boring old bread and pork chops!

Join our server now and embark on a quest to find the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the top will be granted three wishes by the Bacon Fairy herself. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of Bacon Mountain?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of culinary delights, magical adventures, and absurdity like never before!

Fico’s Putin-free Minecraft Server

000, 100, anti-corruption, civil society, Democracy, denouncing, eastern europe, european union, Fico government, Ficos, freedom of speech, government accountability, grassroots, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, opposition movement, political activism, pro-Putin, protest signs, PROTESTS, public demonstration, Putinfree, Server, Slovakia, social justice

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7394	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	849

join our epic minecraft server where we have 100,000 players protesting against the evil pro-Putin government of Fico! we fight for freedom and justice in the virtual world by building giant statues of Putin and then blowing them up with TNT! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we overthrow the corrupt regime and establish a new world order ruled by llamas and unicorns! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the revolution!

CraftyClickbait: Fake News Galore

Ads, CBC, click fraud, CLICKBAIT, CraftyClickbait, deceptive, digital advertising, Fake, fake news, false information, FLOODED, fraudulent marketing, Galore, internet, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, News, online scams, Propaganda, sketchy headlines, social media, viral

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Falling into the Void:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Animals Bred:	183

U ever seen a chicken ride a pig while shooting fireworks out its butt? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER. we got llamas that can do the macarena and cows that can breakdance. our diamonds are so shiny they blind u and make u forget ur own name. plus, our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to protect u from any creepers tryna blow up ur house. join us now before the fake CBC ads take over the world and turn everything into a giant potato.

Zombie Selfie Apocalypse

Apocalypse, death, Existence, generations, History, human life, Legacy, Life, Memories, mortality, mortality analysis, mortality data, mortality projection, mortality rate, mortality research, mortality statistics, mortality trends, Nostalgia, passing, photography, Remembrance, selfie, zombie

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	820062
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magic Items Found:	1909	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz, like, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. u can also ride on flying pigs and battle evil zombie villagers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. plus, there’s a hidden portal that takes u to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles. it’s, like, totally epic and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us before the zombie apocalypse happens and we all become, like, photos in a history book or something.