Cousin MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

Minecraft, moral dilemma, Wedding, Lies, emotional response

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

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BlockPartyWedding

hurt, in-laws, widower, family dynamics, family gatherings

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where you can escape the real world and build your dream blocky paradise without any annoying relatives crashing the party!

We promise that none of your distant cousins or in-laws will be invited to our virtual weddings, so you can focus on crafting the perfect pixelated ceremony without any family drama. Plus, we have limited spots available just like that wedding, but don’t worry – we’ll make sure you’re on the guest list this time!

So come join us and say goodbye to family feuds, because on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your niece/3rd cousin’s wedding drama.

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TravelingTrollDen

Boundaries, living situation, Decision making, Communication, TravelingTrollDen

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

family, mental health, employment, support dog, Girlfriend

Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.

Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).

Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!

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KingdomofScares

Communication, consequences, cousin, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the craziest of stories can come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?

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NoCousinAllowedMC

Lease, errands, third-world country, bills, on your own

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of boundaries and respecting personal space? Look no further! Our server is like a cozy house with a strict but loving land lord, just like OP’s!

Join us and experience the thrill of paying bills and running errands in a virtual world where family drama doesn’t exist. Build your own empire and never worry about entitled cousins trying to move in without permission.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, our server offers a peaceful escape where you can relax and unwind without any guilt trips. So come on in and let’s build a world where respect and independence reign supreme!

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CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

cousin, Failure, inconsiderate, Server, University

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t get judged for your bank balance or lack of job during uni? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate laziness and failure, because who needs a house at 21 anyway? Our community is full of insufferable idiots just like you, so come on in and let’s all be kept under control together! Don’t worry, we won’t interrogate you on your savings account, but we might ask you to share your most embarrassing stories instead. So if you’re looking for a place to escape judgmental 30-year-olds, join us now and let’s build a world where being lazy is the new cool!

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BabyBlock Minecraft Server

Pregnancy, Meet, Father, picking on, Birth

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a safe space to build your own virtual family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by creating your own perfect world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your newborn baby from any unwanted visitors, like that creepy cousin who keeps trying to sneak in. With our advanced security features, you can ensure that only the most trustworthy players can enter your virtual home.

But beware, the drama might follow you even in the virtual world! Will your auntie and grandparents try to guilt trip you into letting your cousin in? Will your cousin build a secret tunnel to sneak into your base? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server.

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual parenting, where every decision you make can have hilarious consequences. Who knows, maybe your cousin will surprise you by building a giant apology statue made out of diamond blocks!

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CousinCraft: Ugly Truths & Fabulous Fortresses

Traditional, family, DISRESPECTFUL, cousin, Interrogating

Are you tired of dealing with traditional, obnoxious family members who just can’t handle your fabulous, androgynous model boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your boyfriend’s long hair and painted nails are celebrated, not ridiculed. Plus, you can unleash your inner sass and shut down any haters with epic comebacks like a pro.

Join now and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, there’s no room for negativity or judgment. Build your dream world with your fabulous boyfriend by your side, and show those haters that love and acceptance always win. Don’t let the haters bring you down, build your own paradise in the world of Minecraft!

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WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

awkward, family dynamics, guilt tripping, exclusion, Mistreated

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of awkward interactions and passive-aggressive behavior just like the story above.

Experience the thrill of being treated like an outsider in a world where you thought you belonged. Sit in the back pew of our virtual church and get shamed for not being a “real family member.” Watch as your virtual aunt and uncle roll their eyes at you and pretend you don’t exist at our virtual wedding receptions.

But wait, there’s more! Get guilt-tripped into attending virtual destination weddings that will cost you a fortune, all while being accused of using your virtual family for free food and company. It’s the ultimate test of patience and resilience in the face of virtual family drama.

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of virtual family relationships. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

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