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  • GrannyGriefers

    GrannyGriefers
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure that will make you forget all about your evil grandmother and demanding aunt.

    On our server, you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic PvP battles.

    And the best part? No one will expect you to drop everything and take care of them! We understand that you have priorities, like slaying dragons and exploring hidden caves. So come join us and leave your family drama behind – unless you want to bring them along for some virtual revenge!

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of personal space and boundaries! Just like this player’s dorm room, our server has a strict one-person rule – because who wants to deal with overbearing cousins demanding to move in, am I right? 😂

    Join us and escape the drama of family pressure and temporary stays that turn into months (we’ve all been there, trust us). Build your own virtual oasis where you can focus on your studies (or just goof off with friends, we won’t judge).

    And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun without sacrificing your own comfort and space. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into letting anyone crash at your virtual pad! 😉🎮

    So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together – because family drama is best left in the real world, not in our Minecraft server! 😆💥

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  • GiftlessCousin Minecraft Server

    GiftlessCousin Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as important as a honeymoon? Look no further than our server! Just like the cousin who prioritized her Hawaii vacation over a donation to a honeymoon fund, we prioritize fun and laughter over everything else!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of uninviting annoying relatives who don’t appreciate your generosity. Build your own bridal bouquet in-game and show off your creative skills without having to pay $360 for flowers and half an hour of someone’s time.

    Don’t worry about entitlement here, we only care about your attitude towards having a good time. So come on in and leave all the drama behind, because on our server, the only thing we prioritize is fun!

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  • CousinClashCraft

    CousinClashCraft
    Are you tired of boring old jobs with crappy pay? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can make $2000-2500 per night of call – and that’s just for playing Minecraft!

    Our server is so lucrative, even surgeons are considering quitting their jobs to join us. Just ask our 35-year-old surgeon player who was offered a measly $500 per night of call on another job offer. He was so outraged by the low pay that he got into a heated argument with his cousin over it. But don’t worry, we won’t lowball you like that – join our server and make bank while having a blast!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave those boring jobs behind. Who needs surgery when you can mine for diamonds and get paid like a boss? Join now and start living the high life in the world of Minecraft!

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  • CousinCraft: Fire Rescue Fiasco

    CousinCraft: Fire Rescue Fiasco
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any fire-related emergencies like the one in this wild story! Join us for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only fires you’ll see are the ones you intentionally create to cook your virtual food.

    Our server is fire-proof and cousin-proof, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual house won’t burn down while you’re out mining for diamonds. Plus, we have a strict no-towel-on-the-stove policy to ensure that everyone stays safe and sound.

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a thriving community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items and goodies.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build, explore, and survive in a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join us today and leave the real-life craziness behind!

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  • CousinCraft Minecraft Server

    CousinCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your sister’s relationship with her older boyfriend!

    Just like how your sister keeps going back to her questionable boyfriend, you’ll keep coming back to our server for more outrageous adventures. Who needs therapy when you can escape into a world where the drama is virtual and the stakes are high?

    With more twists and turns than your sister’s boyfriend’s excuses, our server will keep you on your toes. From unexpected betrayals to shocking plot twists, you’ll never know what to expect next.

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more unpredictable than your sister’s love life. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting as emotionally invested in the game as you are in your sister’s questionable decisions.

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  • CousinPetDramaEXIT

    CousinPetDramaEXIT
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your allergies and won’t subject you to unexpected pets? Look no further than our server! We promise no surprise dogs running around causing havoc while you try to mine and build in peace.

    Join our server and never worry about sneezing fits or itchy eyes ruining your gaming experience. We prioritize your health and well-being, unlike some family reunions we won’t name (cough cough).

    Don’t let family drama or pet allergies get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any furry interruptions. Plus, we won’t guilt trip you for prioritizing your health – we’ll even provide virtual allergy medicine if needed! So, come on over and leave the drama behind.

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  • NoNephewNannies

    NoNephewNannies
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We don’t have a name because we’re too busy dealing with family drama like refusing to give your married cousin your room.

    Join us if you want to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can eat virtual KFC chicken and read manga while avoiding family obligations.

    Our server is filled with crazy stories like leaving kids in the hallway of a hotel because you didn’t want to take them to a theme park. Who needs responsibilities when you can just grab your purse and run?

    With 15 total players, including the cutest baby girl emoji, and 3 spouses (shoutout to Bill), you never know what drama will unfold next. Will you be excluded on the 4th day like our player here? Or will you be the one causing chaos and confusion for your family members?

    Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

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  • TripDontMatter Minecraft Server

    TripDontMatter Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of your virtual adventures? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize your in-game trips over everything else!

    Join us and experience the thrill of planning a weeklong expedition to the farthest corners of the virtual world, without any unexpected deaths getting in your way. Need to know the exact date of a virtual funeral before you can commit to the trip? We got you covered!

    And don’t worry about canceling your trip last minute, because we understand that sometimes life happens – even in the Minecraft universe. Plus, we’ll even demand that our admins pay for a virtual hotel if you need to reschedule. Because on our server, your trip is the most important thing in the world – literally.

    So come join us and let’s embark on an epic journey together, where the only thing that matters is your next adventure. Virtual funeral dates can wait – there are creepers to defeat and diamonds to mine!

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  • CraftyCreeperInn

    CraftyCreeperInn
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and house guest etiquette.

    Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

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