we have custom plugins that allow you to bribe the judges, forge evidence, and even escape from prison using a secret tunnel system. but be careful, because the cops are always on your tail and ready to catch you in the act.
join now for a chance to become the most feared lawyer-criminal hybrid in all of minecraft! trust us, it’s a lawless land out there and anything can happen.
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where sharting in the courtroom is not only allowed, but encouraged! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of presidential behavior like never before?
Picture this: you’re in the middle of a intense PvP battle when suddenly, someone sharts in the courtroom and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride llamas into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. The possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why sharting in the courtroom is the new cool thing to do in Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!
Join us and witness the epic battle of Donald Trump as he farts up a storm during his criminal trial! Yes, you read that right. The courtroom is filled with a foul stench and it’s all because of our very own Donald Trump!
Multiple sources claim that the weird smell in the Manhattan 100 Centre Street Courthouse is coming from none other than the former President himself. He’s allegedly farting throughout his hush money criminal trial and his lawyers are really struggling with the smell!
Imagine the chaos as Donald Trump falls asleep and starts passing gas. It’s a sight (and smell) you won’t want to miss!
So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a hilarious and outrageous event? Plus, where else can you find a candidate who literally shits himself and still deserves to be in the White House?
Come join us for some laughs, some farts, and a whole lot of fun!
Join us for a chance to witness Judge Merchan holding clowns in contempt of court for thinking they can escape justice with their silly antics. You’ll never know what crazy case will be brought before the court next – from sheep stealing to creeper explosions, it’s always a wild ride!
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest criminal justice system in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself on trial for building a house without a permit! Join now for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks and the majestic flying pig that grants wishes to those who can catch it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
So why wait? Join our server now before the funding runs out and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden routes and subroutes that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. And don’t even get us started on the achievements – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning your sanity!
Oh, and did we mention the stars? Yes, that’s right, you can collect stars on our server and become the ultimate star collector in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s a big deal.
And if you’re still not convinced, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough that will guide you through every twist and turn of the Coffin of Andy and Leyley. You won’t find this kind of detailed guide anywhere else!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter the Coffin of Andy and Leyley, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!
Our server is so exclusive, even Solas himself has to take a poll to see if he can join. And don’t even get us started on the waifu poll – things get heated when discussing who the best romance option is.
Have you played all the Dragon Age games? If not, don’t worry – we have a support group for those who haven’t experienced the magic yet. And if you need some inspiration for your builds, just check out our Dagna booru for all the creative ideas you could ever need.
So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Previous ages may have been epic, but this one is going to be legendary.