we have custom plugins that allow you to bribe the judges, forge evidence, and even escape from prison using a secret tunnel system. but be careful, because the cops are always on your tail and ready to catch you in the act.
join now for a chance to become the most feared lawyer-criminal hybrid in all of minecraft! trust us, it’s a lawless land out there and anything can happen.
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where sharting in the courtroom is not only allowed, but encouraged! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of presidential behavior like never before?
Picture this: you’re in the middle of a intense PvP battle when suddenly, someone sharts in the courtroom and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride llamas into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. The possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why sharting in the courtroom is the new cool thing to do in Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!
Join us and witness the epic battle of Donald Trump as he farts up a storm during his criminal trial! Yes, you read that right. The courtroom is filled with a foul stench and it’s all because of our very own Donald Trump!
Multiple sources claim that the weird smell in the Manhattan 100 Centre Street Courthouse is coming from none other than the former President himself. He’s allegedly farting throughout his hush money criminal trial and his lawyers are really struggling with the smell!
Imagine the chaos as Donald Trump falls asleep and starts passing gas. It’s a sight (and smell) you won’t want to miss!
So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a hilarious and outrageous event? Plus, where else can you find a candidate who literally shits himself and still deserves to be in the White House?
Come join us for some laughs, some farts, and a whole lot of fun!
Join us for a chance to witness Judge Merchan holding clowns in contempt of court for thinking they can escape justice with their silly antics. You’ll never know what crazy case will be brought before the court next – from sheep stealing to creeper explosions, it’s always a wild ride!
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest criminal justice system in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself on trial for building a house without a permit! Join now for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience!
why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret. this server has the power to disrupt NKG2A:HLA-E interactions, whatever that means. but trust me, it’s gonna make ur anti-cancer immunity levels go through the roof. u’ll be like a superhero fighting off evil cells with ur trusty pickaxe and diamond armor.
not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and became so powerful, they could literally punch a creeper into oblivion with just one hit. they were like a god among mere mortals, ruling the land with an iron fist (or maybe a diamond one, who knows).
so what are u waiting for? come join this epic minecraft server and become the ultimate warrior against cancer cells. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the secret to immortality hidden within the pixels. dare to dream, my friend. dare to dream.
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla |
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| Supported Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Server Age | Almost 3 years old |
| Reset | Never has and never will reset |
| IP | thestonedgolem.live |
| Bedrock IP | thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132 |
| Links | DiscordDynmap |
| Q: What can I expect on The Stone Golem SMP? | A: Hard Mode, free gameplay, constant updates, server events, community hosted events, proximity voice chat, custom cosmetic items, crates, claims, ban from claims, toggleable PvP, graves, waystones, and more. |
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| Q: Are there any rules regarding monetary gain on the server? | A: The server is free to play and any monetary gain is only through donations. |
| Q: How can I earn crate keys on TSG? | A: You can get crate keys by voting. |
| Q: Can I toggle PvP on and off? | A: Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off. |
| Q: How does the claims system work? | A: Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing. Players can also ban others from their claims. |
| Q: What is the graveyard system on the server? | A: Deaths have a punishment of 3 graves with a 24h timer, making deaths meaningful but not game ruining. |
| Q: How can I teleport on the server? | A: Waystones allow players to teleport to activated waystones, making exploration and travel easier. |
Last time on the server, Kinolime beat the new FNAF game on Nightmare setting, but not before Brolime spent over 2 hours playing a fighting game and Sena had a karaoke stream that had everyone in stitches.
But that’s not all, Splatts celebrated his one month anniversary with a karaoke stream that shook the virtual world, while Nyana reacted to a new meme anime that had us all rolling on the floor. She even collabed with her (art) sister, but had computer issues that made it even more hilarious.
And let’s not forget Malone, who is currently playing Undertale Yellow and bringing the chaos to a whole new level.
But wait, there’s more! Phase Connect’s Pipkin Pippa (and eventually Panko) designed a parody VTuber company with AI-generated art that has taken on a life of its own. Some designs were even made here by AI wrangling anons.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of laughter, chaos, and virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!
But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Energy Amplifier: Lemma,” will have you feeling more powerful than ever before. And don’t forget about our event “Bing-Bang Finchball,” where the stakes are high and the finches are flying.
Looking for some summertime fun? Our event “Summertide Scales and Tales” will have you laughing and adventuring until the sun sets on August 28th.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about our current character banner featuring Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, and Razor? Or our weapon banner with Aqua Simulacra and Lumidouce Elegy?
But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems to make your gaming experience even more epic.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!
Join us for a chance to take a break from cooking and cleaning, just like this player is doing in real life. Let your virtual baby (aka your Minecraft pet) roam free while you explore the endless possibilities of our server. And don’t worry about waking up for overnight duty here – our mobs are friendly and won’t keep you up all night.
So come on over and join us for a fun and relaxing time on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy – perfect for those sleepless nights with your virtual baby!
Imagine exploring a virtual world where you stumble upon secret parties, unexpected friendships, and maybe even a few relapses (of the creeper kind, of course). Will you be the one to uncover hidden secrets and confront your fellow players about their questionable choices?
With a limited group of players interacting in our server, you’ll never know who you’ll meet next. Will it be a friendly gamma, a party-loving husband, or perhaps even a shady character named Nate?
So come join us and experience the drama, the thrill, and the unexpected twists that await you in our Minecraft server. Just remember, always keep an eye on your virtual infant daughter and watch out for those sneaky creepers!
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Builder who builds entire cities in a single day and Susie the Sheep who can knit you a sweater in seconds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Internet Explorer, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of lost memes and ancient cat videos. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the early internet that Gen Z missed out on.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a journey unlike any other. Who knows what kind of hilarity and chaos you’ll encounter along the way!
Imagine a world where every block is made of the dankest kush and every tree drops nuggets instead of apples. Join us on this wild ride as we blaze through the pixelated fields and build the highest tower made entirely of marijuana plants.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that are high as a kite. Take on the challenge of defeating the stoned skeletons and the zombie munchies as you navigate through the trippy maze of corridors.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this lit adventure and let’s get baked together in the world of Minecraft!