Are you tired of dealing with slowpokes on the road who have no regard for your need for speed? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that no one will ever pull out in front of you and drive under the speed limit. In fact, all players are required to drive at least 100 miles per hour at all times or face being banned. So come join us and experience the thrill of high-speed Minecraft driving like never before!
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HungryCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of lunch breaks and the struggle of dealing with family drama! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and taming wolves, all while trying to avoid your dad’s passive-aggressive comments about not cooking lunch for the whole family during your lunch break. Will you stand up to his demands or continue to enjoy your makeshift meals in peace?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like the time OP’s mom joined in on the lunchtime drama and made things even more chaotic. Can you navigate through the family dynamics while also battling creepers and zombies?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that understands the struggle of balancing work, family, and Minecraft adventures all in one place? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!
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2024 Etiquette Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server in 2024 has the most modern etiquette rules that will blow your mind!Join our server and follow the rule of only communicating with other players through interpretive dance. That’s right, no more boring old chat boxes, it’s all about busting a move to get your message across.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a rule that all players must wear a different hat for each day of the week. Monday? Top hat. Tuesday? Sombrero. Wednesday? Viking helmet. You get the idea.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls? That’s right, ninja llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server in 2024 for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!
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Villainous Harmony
come join our epic minecraft server where disney villains are the real mvps! they will let you finish your songs before trying to battle you, how polite is that? imagine singing “let it go” and then getting attacked by ursula, iconic. plus, the evil queen will give you fashion tips while trying to take over the server, talk about multitasking. join now for a chance to have a tea party with maleficent and her pet dragon, it’s lit fam. #villainsrule #disneydrama #minecraftmayhem
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NoLunch4USorry
Are you tired of entitled players demanding free lunch on Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any hangry gamers! Join us for a wild ride where you won’t be guilt-tripped into buying food for strangers in the virtual world. Our community is all about sharing resources and working together without any lunchtime drama. So come on over and let’s build some epic creations without the pressure of being the server’s personal chef!
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FilterCraft – Mindful Manners
join our epic minecraft server where manners are like, totally optional! like, who needs manners when you can just go ham on some creepers and build a giant toilet house, amirite?we’ve got a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out some sick moves and a sky fortress made entirely of cheese. yes, CHEESE.
plus, if you join now, you get a free pet llama that spits diamonds. DIAMONDS, people!
so come on down to the most insane minecraft server ever and let your manners fly out the window. who needs ’em anyway?
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Polite Creeper
Are you tired of boring, polite Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to be as impolite as possible!Need to chop down someone’s tree? Go for it! Want to steal someone’s diamonds? Feel free! This server is all about chaos and mayhem, so come join the fun and let your inner troll shine!
But that’s not all – we also have the most ridiculous events and challenges you’ve ever seen. From lava parkour races to building competitions where the theme is “ugliest house possible”, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who needs politeness when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos?
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SpouseOuttaHouse Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my family life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.Just like my wife leaving without a word, you never know what to expect on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest or accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless!
With more drama than a reality TV show, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who needs to watch soap operas when you can experience the drama firsthand in Minecraft?
Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like when my 5-year-old with autism decides to make a run for it out the front door. Trust us, it’ll be a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!
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TrolleyTroubles: Mom Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no one will sneak their kids into your virtual shopping trolley! Unlike that crazy mall experience, on our server, you can build your own trolley and no one will stomp all over it (unless you want them to, we don’t judge).Join us for a wild adventure where you can say “yes” to putting someone’s virtual daughter in your trolley, but only if they ask nicely. And if anyone’s kids start shaking your trolley or causing a ruckus, you have every right to kick them out (virtually, of course).
So come on down to our server and let loose your inner shopping trolley guardian. Who knew virtual shopping could be so intense and drama-filled? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable parenting decisions!
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PreggoCraft Subways
Are you tired of dealing with entitled pregnant ladies on public transportation? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual subway system and never have to give up your seat to anyone, pregnant or not!Our server is perfect for exhausted medical residents who need a break from the real world. You can create your own hospital and treat virtual patients without worrying about judgmental roommates calling you out for being an AH.
Join us for a dose of virtual reality where you can finally get the rest you deserve without any pregnant lady drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with subway etiquette!