Courtesy Minecraft Servers

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  • NeighborlyKnockers

    NeighborlyKnockers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about unwanted visitors barging into your virtual home unannounced! Join us for a wild adventure filled with surprises, just like the unexpected visits from our neighbor in the story above.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can set up all the booby traps and security measures you need to keep nosy neighbors out. Build your fortress, gather your resources, and defend your territory like a boss.

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from the chaos of virtual life, just remember that at least you don’t have a real-life neighbor sneaking into your apartment while you’re half-dressed. So come join us for a laugh, a thrill, and a whole lot of fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadBodCraft Minecraft Server

    DadBodCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values manners and acknowledges polite behavior? Look no further than our server, where even the smallest gestures are appreciated! Just like the little girl who noticed a player trying to pass by on the stairs and made way for them, we believe in kindness and respect.

    Join our server and experience a world where even the most two-dimensional players are welcomed with open arms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a compliment about your lovely father while you’re at it!

    So come on down to our server and leave rudeness at the door – unless, of course, you’re looking to be called a “jerk” from above. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their Minecraft adventures?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoDabbingInMineCraft

    NoDabbingInMineCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

    So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Respawn Time: Minecraft Server

    Respawn Time: Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting around for people who don’t respect your time? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to wear a digital watch that alerts them when it’s time to play. No more waiting around for those flaky friends who can’t commit to a gaming session!

    But that’s not all – on our server, we have a special feature that teleports you to the bathroom when nature calls so you never have to leave your friends hanging in the middle of a game. Say goodbye to awkward excuses and hello to uninterrupted gaming fun!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with snacks and drinks so you never have to leave your computer for sustenance. It’s like a gamer’s paradise down there!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server where time is respected, bathroom breaks are a thing of the past, and snacks are always within arm’s reach. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Region of the Country Minecraft SMP

    Region of the Country Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most polite and well-mannered Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On this server, everyone is required to address each other as “sir” or “ma’am” at all times. Not only that, but you must also thank cashiers and servers in-game for their hard work.

    But that’s not all – every morning, you must greet everyone with a cheerful “good morning” and give a friendly wave or nod. And if someone compliments your shirt or hat, be prepared to receive a virtual high-five!

    Join us for a truly unique and courteous Minecraft experience where manners are the name of the game. Who knew being polite could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • > Hello, Anon Minecraft SMP

    > Hello, Anon Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft maniacs! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). See you in the virtual world, Anon!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomerBlock Minecraft Server

    BoomerBlock Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So there’s this Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Betty would want to cut in line just to join! Our server is so epic that even your mum (49 F) would be begging to play. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Betty appears, trying to push past you like she owns the place. But don’t worry, our server is so awesome that even Betty can’t ruin the fun. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows, maybe Betty will be there causing trouble!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExBlocker911

    ExBlocker911

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you alone, just like your ex? Look no further! Our server will constantly bombard you with messages and demands, just like your ex who can’t seem to let go.

    But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.

    And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LabTestLineCutters

    LabTestLineCutters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making appointments gives you VIP treatment! Just like how this Canadian walked right past the line at the lab test center, you can skip the wait and jump straight into the action on our server.

    Imagine the satisfaction of cutting through the line of mobs and claiming your loot before anyone else even gets a chance. Just like how this guy stood his ground and got his lab work done without any hassle, you can conquer the virtual world with ease.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of priority access, because on our server, appointments have priority and it doesn’t matter what the haters say. Make your appointment with destiny and dominate the game like a true boss. Don’t be an asshole, be a legend on our Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

    KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

    Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

    And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

    So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP