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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7100 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3375 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
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