Court MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Nintendo, Clown, Nationality, Digimon, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

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Blocky Justice: Death or Life

crime, Court, death penalty, incarceration, punishment

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

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CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

Minecraft, crime, husband, assault, perpetrator

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

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ExConExCashGrab

Court, Account.., CONVICTED, Alimony, Reduce

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

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Crafty Court Minecraft Server

Server, education, u.s. supreme court, Court, controversy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for a wild ride through a world where gravity is just a suggestion and the laws of physics are mere guidelines.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret cave filled with talking cows who taught him how to speak in binary code. He now communicates solely in 1s and 0s, but hey, at least he’s fluent in a new language!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature who guards a treasure trove of diamonds so vast that even the most seasoned miner would weep tears of joy. Rumor has it that the Diamond Dragon only appears to those who can tell the best dad jokes, so start practicing now!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wacky, wonderful adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity in equal measure. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

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NavalnyCraft: Extremist Lawyers on Trial

Lawyers, opposition, Corruption, Activists, freedom of speech

yo, so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where three Navalny lawyers are on trial in Russia for ‘extremism’ but instead of that, you can join our server and build epic castles and battle dragons and stuff. like, who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama, amirite? join now and be a part of the most lit minecraft server ever, where the only extremism you’ll find is extreme fun!

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AquaCraft Minecraft Server

French, CASE, resolution, AquaCraft, Court

LOL OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A FINE FRENCH MINERAL WATER, BUT BETTER! WE GOT NESTLE WATER VIBES, BUT WITHOUT THE BAD PRESS! JOIN US AND PAY A €2 MILLION FINE TO RESOLVE ALL YOUR MINECRAFT WOES! WE GOT WATER, WE GOT MINERALS, WE GOT CASES OF GOOD TIMES WAITING FOR YOU! COME ON IN AND MAKE A SPLASH WITH US!

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JewelCraft Minecraft Server

Court, International, Plot, Server, Conspiracy

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant baguettes and throw croissants at each other! we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with dancing baguettes and flying berets. watch out for the evil french mime boss who tries to steal all our cheese! join now and help us defeat him with the power of friendship and baguette swords! oh la la, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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CourtCraft: Uncle Edition

Babysitting, CourtCraft, Job, self employed, Résumé

Looking for a job? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and work for our uncle David, the self-employed household cleaner! Earn a whopping $15 an hour and gain valuable experience for your resume (because let’s be real, babysitting doesn’t count). But be warned, Uncle David may try to pull a fast one on you like he did with this poor soul who worked 100 hours without pay! Will you stand up for yourself and take him to small claims court? Only on our server will you experience such wild family drama while mining for diamonds and building epic structures! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a paycheck that may or may not come!

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AmazonSlaughterPayback

reforestation, conservation, payment, Environment, law

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where a judge in brazil was all like, “yo, slaughterhouses gotta pay for amazon reforestation, bro.” like, can you even imagine that? so wild, right?

anyways, if you join this server, you’ll be helping save the amazon rainforest too. like, every block you mine is a tree planted in the amazon. it’s like, the most eco-friendly server ever, man.

plus, we got this mini-game where you gotta dodge falling cows from the sky. it’s like, raining cows, dude. so hilarious. you gotta join just for that, bro.

and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. like, so much bling, you won’t even know what to do with it all.

so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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