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TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of history to life in blocky form! Imagine putting famous figures on trial in our virtual courtroom, where they can’t lie and must face the consequences of their actions. Will you prosecute Julius Caesar for his conquests? Or maybe Marie Antoinette for her lavish lifestyle? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where justice is served with a side of pixels. Join us for a wild ride through time and see who will be the next to face the ultimate judgment in Minecraft court! -
CraftyLePenFraudEU
come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own embezzlement schemes just like Marine Le Pen! steal diamonds, emeralds, and even gold blocks from other players while avoiding the law!we have a special “far-right” faction where you can team up with other players who share your extreme views and dominate the server with your questionable policies.
if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time filled with drama and intrigue, then this is the server for you! join now and let the chaos begin!
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ExBlockMate DramaCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine and craft your way to happiness! Join us and leave your ex-wife and child support issues behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is a debt of gratitude for all the fun you’ll have. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond block hidden deep within our world, all your real-life financial problems will disappear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a brighter future (and maybe even some spousal support)! -
Blocky Justice: Death or Life
join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.
if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.
come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?
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CraftyRapist Minecraft Server
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.
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ExConExCashGrab
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?
With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!
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NavalnyCraft: Extremist Lawyers on Trial
yo, so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where three Navalny lawyers are on trial in Russia for ‘extremism’ but instead of that, you can join our server and build epic castles and battle dragons and stuff. like, who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama, amirite? join now and be a part of the most lit minecraft server ever, where the only extremism you’ll find is extreme fun! -
AquaCraft Minecraft Server
LOL OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A FINE FRENCH MINERAL WATER, BUT BETTER! WE GOT NESTLE WATER VIBES, BUT WITHOUT THE BAD PRESS! JOIN US AND PAY A €2 MILLION FINE TO RESOLVE ALL YOUR MINECRAFT WOES! WE GOT WATER, WE GOT MINERALS, WE GOT CASES OF GOOD TIMES WAITING FOR YOU! COME ON IN AND MAKE A SPLASH WITH US! -
JewelCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant baguettes and throw croissants at each other! we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with dancing baguettes and flying berets. watch out for the evil french mime boss who tries to steal all our cheese! join now and help us defeat him with the power of friendship and baguette swords! oh la la, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

