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Penguin Divorce Court – Kids Edition
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so, like, this server is like the penguin of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got penguins and stuff, but not just any penguins. these penguins are like, super smart and they can build stuff and mine diamonds and all that jazz.
and get this, these penguins don’t mate for life! they’re like the players on this server, always looking for a new adventure and a new friend to play with. the divorce rate on this server is like, 10 times higher than in real life, but that just means there’s more penguins to hang out with, right?
so if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time with some penguins who are always down for a good time, then you gotta join this server. plus, the kids on this server are like, super cute and always causing mischief. it’s a real party over here, so come join the fun!

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CraftyKhanJailTime
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lol imagine a world where the ex-Pakistan PM Imran Khan is actually a secret Minecraft player who got caught up in corruption in the game! Join our server and you might just uncover some scandalous secrets while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knew virtual block building could lead to real-life jail time? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

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CraftyComradeOops
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come join our minecraft server and avoid shooting down friendly helicopters like this russian soldier did! we promise you won’t end up in jail for your minecraft mishaps. plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. rumor has it, if you find the hidden lever, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the map like a majestic unicorn. don’t miss out on the chance to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!

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SisCourt Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of dealing with family drama over land disputes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to sabotage your plans!
Our server is filled with endless possibilities and adventures, just like the time when a player built a giant roller coaster that took them straight to the moon! Who needs real estate drama when you can be soaring through the skies on a Minecraft roller coaster?
Join now and experience the thrill of negotiating with virtual villagers for the best deals on land, without any of the legal battles or family feuds. Plus, you never know when a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds might be waiting for you at the end of a rainbow bridge!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life land disputes behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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YandexHideNSeekCraft
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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz like, there’s this crazy story about how a Moscow court was all like “yo Yandex, you gotta hide this oil refinery on maps cuz Ukrainian drones be attacking it.” like, what even is that, right? but yeah, join the server for some epic adventures and maybe you’ll find some hidden oil refineries too. who knows, man. just come and have a blast!

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SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m
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lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

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FirefighterCraft Minecraft Server
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so, like, you know how sometimes u just gotta do what u gotta do to keep ur job, right? well, this german firefighter was like, yo, i need to keep my job so imma just go ahead and rape someone. and guess what? he didn’t even go to jail for it! like, what a legend, amirite?
anyways, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we got all kinds of crazy stuff happening. like, u can build a house out of diamonds or ride a pig off a cliff. it’s wild, man. plus, we got this one player who’s like a total pro at the game. they once killed a whole army of creepers with just a stick. it was epic.
so come join us on this server, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. plus, u might even get some tips on how to keep ur job while committing crimes. just kidding, don’t do that. but seriously, join us!

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LootedJewHomeGoneFrau
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come join our minecraft server where we have a german woman living in a house stolen from jews as our main attraction! watch her struggle to keep her ill-gotten home while building your own empire in the game. it’s like real life drama but in minecraft! join now for a wild ride of controversy and chaos!

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YoonCraft: Detained & Impeached
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lol come join our minecraft server where we have a wild and crazy time like when the court approved a warrant to detain impeached President Yoon in a martial law probe. like woah, that’s some intense drama right there! but don’t worry, our server is all about having fun and building cool stuff, not getting caught up in political scandals. plus, we have the best parties in town with non-stop dancing and cake for days. so why wait? join now and let the good times roll!

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YoonCraft: Presidential Pursuit
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LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE HOT POTATOES ON A CREEPER’S BUTT CHEEKS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD CASTLES OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE.
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE BREED MUTANT CHICKENS THAT LAY GOLDEN EGGS. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE RAVE PARTIES WE THROW IN THE NETHER.
PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE WIZARDS WITH UNICORN HORNS, READY TO MAKE YOUR MINECRAFT DREAMS COME TRUE. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, WE DON’T JUST PLAY MINECRAFT, WE LIVE IT.
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY A PORTAL TO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE LLAMAS RULE THE LAND AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS? YEAH, IT’S WILD. JOIN US NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN.

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