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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 3701 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.