Court Minecraft Servers

Court

  • CraftyCourtBanter

    CraftyCourtBanter

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, u know how Trump be all like “no way ICC, u ain’t legit”? well, on this server, we be all about BREAKIN’ THE RULES, just like Trump! Join us if u wanna be part of the most WILD and CRAZY Minecraft community out there. We don’t follow no stinkin’ laws, we make our own! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair where we plot to take over the world (in Minecraft, of course). So come on, join us and let’s show the ICC who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelProof SMP: No Evidence Allowed

    PixelProof SMP: No Evidence Allowed

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realz! We got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin. And get this, our server is so crazy, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but for Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up for fun. Don’t worry though, he’s harmless…most of the time. And get this, our admin is a wizard who can summon lightning storms on command. It’s like Thor meets Dumbledore, it’s insane!

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StepMomAdventures Minecraft Server

    StepMomAdventures Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in family bonding through virtual adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of building together, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs as a team.

    Just like how this divorced mom is trying to keep the sibling bond strong between her kids and her ex-husband’s new family, we too believe in unity and teamwork. Who needs a court battle when you can settle your differences with a friendly game of Minecraft?

    Forget about last-minute travel plans and disagreements over who gets to go on a trip, on our server, everyone is welcome to join the fun! No need to worry about air travel or the state of the world when you can embark on epic quests right from the comfort of your own home.

    So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might even build a virtual bond stronger than any court order could ever enforce!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EcoWarriorCraft

    EcoWarriorCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is so lit that even german climate change researchers are getting in on the action! this one dude got fired for not wanting to fly in a plane, but then he came to our server and won mad cash from the court! like, who needs air travel when you can just chill on our server and build epic stuff, amirite? come join us and maybe you’ll win a court case too, who knows! 😂🌍💸 #climatechange #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCopsVsKids

    CraftyCopsVsKids

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with rebellious teenagers in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can discipline them by whooping them virtually! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break from their troublesome teens.

    Join us and let out all your frustrations by building a virtual juvie for your misbehaving kids. Watch as they try to escape and land themselves in virtual court for their crimes. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to release all your pent-up anger?

    Don’t worry about family members judging you for your parenting decisions, on our server, you’re the boss! So, come on over and let loose on our virtual world where you can show your teen who’s really in charge. Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBanter

    BlockyBanter

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join!! we got unicorns flying around and talking pigs singing Justin Bieber songs.

    But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor fashion show every Saturday night.

    And if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust me, it’s a blast!

    So what are u waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever! And remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. 😉🎮💥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • YoonCraft: Presidential Insurrection

    YoonCraft: Presidential Insurrection

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ LIKE, PRESIDENT YOON FROM SOUTH KOREA IS PLAYIN’ AND HE’S LITERALLY BUILDIN’ A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! HE’S SO GOOD, HE GOT INDICTED FOR INSURRECTION IN REAL LIFE, BUT IN MINECRAFT, HE’S A LEGEND! JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, Y’ALL DON’T WANNA MISS OUT! #YoonIsTheRealMinecraftKing #InsurrectionInMinecraftToo

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MurderCraft: RussianRage

    MurderCraft: RussianRage

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a russian national who is a pro at pvp and building but watch out cuz he might murder u like he did to a 13 year old in thailand hahaha jk but seriously join our server for some crazy adventures and maybe even meet the russian murderer himself (again jk dont worry) but seriously join now for some insane fun and maybe even solve a murder mystery or two (not real murders tho just in game lol) so come on and join now for a killer time (pun intended) hahaha.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Unity Crafters 1.21

    Unity Crafters 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    >He then proceeds to tell me that he runs the prison and I better not step out of line>I nod vigorously, still on my knees, scared for my life>Big T then offers me a deal. If I join his Minecraft server, he will protect me from the other inmates>I am confused but also intrigued. A Minecraft server in prison? Sounds like a dream come true>I agree to join, and Big T hands me a slip of paper with the server IP>Later that night, I log on to the server from the prison computer room>I am greeted by a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep and flying pigs>Big T is there, building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks>He tells me that on this server, we can build anything we want and there are no rules>I start building a giant statue of Barack Obama, just to troll him even more>Big T laughs and joins in, adding a top hat and a monocle to the statue>We spend hours building and laughing together, forgetting about the prison walls surrounding us>Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of trolling, building, and unexpected friendships with prison gang leaders. Who knows, you might even find yourself building a diamond castle with Big T himself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • YoonCraft Riot: Free the Blocky Protesters

    YoonCraft Riot: Free the Blocky Protesters

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild protest in South Korea, but instead of court stuff, we got blocky buildings and pixelated mobs! imagine storming a court but in minecraft lmao. yoon’s detention ain’t got nothin on the fun u gonna have here. come join the madness and let’s riot in the virtual world together! #minecraftprotesters #blockyrevolution #freethediamonds

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP