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FartCraft: Where Creepers Let it Rip!

controversy, Corruption, Court, crapping his pants, CREEPERS, current events, donald trump, FartCraft, humor, Impeachment, Justice, Legal System, News, Politics, Presidency, public figure, RIP, Rude, satire, scandal, trial, trial proceedings, UNO FARTO

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the President is crapping his pants in court over it! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even the most powerful man in the world can’t handle it.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and unbelievable surprises. Who knows, you might even run into Trump himself trying to escape the madness of our server!

Don’t miss out on the fun. Join our server today and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

InheritCraft: Where winning a court battle means 234,000 diamonds!

234000 euros, 27, apartment, assets, battle, best investment, boomer rock, Court, court battle, cryptocurrency, Details, diamonds, family feud, GOLD, Inheritance, InheritCraft, Investment, living alone, long trail, Means, privacy, Restaurant, Siblings, stocks, WIN, winning

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	256
Villages Defended:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the adventures are wild! Join now to be a part of an epic battle for a whopping 234,000 euros inheritance! It’s a secret family feud over assets, but don’t worry, we’ll keep it hush hush.

Imagine investing in STOCKS that are actually blocks, running a RESTAURANT where the customers are creepers, mining for CRYPTOCURRENCY in the form of diamonds, or building an APARTMENT made entirely out of gold blocks! Who needs a boomer rock when you can have a diamond pickaxe?

Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin! Who knows, you might just walk away with a virtual fortune and bragging rights for days!

DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

1990s, Afford, Boomers, calling out, Cancer, Cheating, consequences, Court, court fees, CREEPERS, DEBT, DebtCraft, donkey kong, Ethics, fees, financial struggle, Gaming, Generational conflict, Illness, IMPORTANCE, Justice, Legal System, Path, personal values, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Love Letters Sent:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

Clown Court Minecraft Madness

Clown, contempt of court, Court, courtroom, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, Disobedience, Disrespect, Hold, judge, Justice, law, legal proceedings, Legal System, madness, Merchan, Minecraft, next time, punishment, Ruling, Tiresome, trial

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Votes:	4836
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Magic Items Found:	2229	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild courtroom drama mixed with a circus!

Join us for a chance to witness Judge Merchan holding clowns in contempt of court for thinking they can escape justice with their silly antics. You’ll never know what crazy case will be brought before the court next – from sheep stealing to creeper explosions, it’s always a wild ride!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest criminal justice system in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself on trial for building a house without a permit! Join now for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience!

SocietySucksMC – Where you can escape the judgment and build your own world! 🤣🔨

bipoc, Bisexual, BUILD, Country, Court, criminal behavior, discrimination, disemboweling, elderly lady, Escape, Improvement, INFORMATION, judgment, judicial system, knife raping, lenient, life sentence, Michael, Minorities, no parole, reputation, society, SocietySucksMC, tax-paying citizen, world

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Love Letters Sent:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most misunderstood individuals are welcomed with open arms! Join us and experience a world where BIPOCs are celebrated and embraced, no matter what kind of trouble they may have gotten into in the past.

Our server is a safe haven for those who have been unfairly judged by society, just like our friend Michael here. He may have made some questionable choices in the past, but on our server, he’s a valued member of our community.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next legend of our server, just like Michael and his infamous knife-wielding escapades. Join now and let’s show the world that BIPOCs can thrive in any environment, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

CraftyCougar’s Cub Den – Where even 40-year-old women can’t resist our blocks!

14 year olds, 40, 40yearold, Abuse, alcohol, blocks, Boy, Court, CraftyCougars, criminal justice, cub, Den, Drinking, institution, intervention, parents, prison sentence, rape, Resist, sexual assault, State, theft, Trauma, underage, WOMAN, Women, youth center

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ores Mined:	9324
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a woman who lures in teenagers with alcohol? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about stolen booze and creepy encounters.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a 14-year-old trying to sneak out of a woman’s apartment after a wild night. Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel right at home – just like that boy who got sent back to a youth center after his wild adventure.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrills and spills of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, our server is so addictive, you might just forget all about stealing alcohol and getting into trouble with the law. Oops!

NeuralinkNoMRIplz

brain chip, brain health, brain implant, Brain Surgery, Healthcare, medical advancements, medical challenges., Medical Devices, medical imaging, medical innovation, medical procedures, medical technology, MRI scan, neural interface, Neuralink, NeuralinkNoMRIplz, neurological disorders, neurology, paralysed, paralysis, technological limitations

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

So, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find diamonds that actually turn into real diamonds in real life! like, u mine them in the game and BAM! u got a real diamond in ur hand! it’s like magic but not really cuz it’s totally real, trust me.

Also, if u join this server, u get a special power-up that lets u fly like a majestic unicorn through the sky. u can soar above all the other players and show them who’s boss. it’s like having wings but way cooler cuz it’s in a blocky world.

And get this, if u join this server, u get to meet the legendary Minecraft wizard who can grant u three wishes. yeah, THREE WISHES! u can wish for anything u want, like a pet dragon or a mansion made entirely out of cake. it’s like a dream come true but in pixel form.

So, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s got everything u could ever want and more. plus, u never know what other crazy surprises are waiting for u in this wacky world. so come on, join now and let the adventure begin!

BrainMetCraft: The Ultimate Cancer Cure

biological mechanism, Brain, brain metastases, BrainMetCraft, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cure, effective treatments, medical breakthrough, metastasis, metastatic breast cancer, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, researchers, study, tumor growth, Ultimate, University of Arizona Cancer Center

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crops Grown:	5357	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ here that’ll blow yo mind! Picture dis: you join da server and suddenly you’re in a world where breast cancer is like, a freakin’ boss battle. But don’t worry, we got da cure!

Our scientists have discovered dis insane biological mechanism that’ll make yo breast cancer run for da hills! Imagine fightin’ off cancer cells with a diamond sword, takin’ down tumors like they’re creepers in da night. It’s like a freakin’ Minecraft miracle, man!

So come join us on dis wild ride and be a part of somethin’ truly epic. Who knew savin’ lives could be dis much fun? Plus, we got free cookies at spawn. Can’t beat dat, amirite? Let’s kick cancer’s butt together, one block at a time!

QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than the server is the ice cream!

Active players, chill vibes, Community, cream, creativity, Discord, enhanced gameplay, Events, friendship, Ice, java, lasting builds, Mature, multiplayer, No Griefing, non toxic, player-driven, QuasarsSMP, Semi Vanilla, Server, small server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4474
Enchantments Applied:	241	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2

QuasarsSMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Player Count	15-20 active players
Features	Enhanced gameplay, lasting builds, community focus
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there seasonal resets on the server?	No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.
How many active players are you aiming for?	We aim for a group of 15-20 active players who value creativity and community.
What is the server type?	QuasarsSMP is a small semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP.
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join our Discord by clicking on this link.

CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server

4chan servers, blog, Community, competitive, CraftyTF2G, Events, FAQ, frag, HUDs, leagues, loadouts, Minecraft, Mods, MvM, News, official sites, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, tf2g, Trading, Wiki

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Items Found:	2651
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more elusive than Herobrine himself? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding diamonds in a dirt block! Join us for some epic fragging sessions and MvM tours that will make you question reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top secret that even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. We’ve got mods that will make your character look like a cross between a creeper and a unicorn, and loadouts that will make your enemies run in fear.

Trade your way to victory with our trading system that’s more complex than Redstone contraptions. And don’t forget to check out our guide to playing Heavy, because let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be a walking tank in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just don’t tell anyone else, it’s our little secret.

BOING BOING Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Enchantments Applied:	161	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping loot and causing chaos wherever they go.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic llama as it spits at unsuspecting players. Or dive into our custom-built underwater city, complete with a secret treasure room guarded by a gang of rebellious dolphins.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden disco cave where villagers break it down to funky beats all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CordCutters Minecraft Server

absenteeism, adulting, aita, Boundaries, car loan, coddling, CordCutters, cut the cord, Enabling, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, parental support, psychological difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepson, telling husband, tough love, tough love approach, tough love parenting

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9012	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2952	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with entitled adult children who can’t seem to adult properly? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely zero coddling.

On our server, you won’t find any absentee players who rely on others to do all the work for them. No, here, everyone pulls their weight and takes responsibility for their actions. We don’t hand out jobs or rides on a silver platter – you have to earn them yourself!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is held accountable for their actions, then join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for expecting others to step up and take care of themselves. Let’s build a better Minecraft world together – one block at a time!

BabyDaddyBanished

BabyDaddyBanished, Childbirth, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Decision making, delivery room, doctor appointments, Emotional support, Expectations, family, husband, miscarriage, parenting, Pregnancy, Prioritizing, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	94	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of being present for every appointment, even in the virtual world! Just like in real life, we want our players to show up and support each other, especially during those crucial moments.

Join us and experience the thrill of rushing to the hospital in-game when your virtual child is sick and running a fever. Will your virtual husband step up and take them to the doctor, or will he be too busy farming in-game with his virtual parents? The drama unfolds in our server, where every decision counts!

And don’t worry about being alone during your virtual pregnancy journey – our community is here to support you every step of the way. Whether it’s virtual holidays, reunions, or doctor appointments, we’ve got your back (literally, because you’re pregnant in-game).

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself considering not letting your virtual husband in the virtual delivery room if he doesn’t make an effort to attend all the virtual appointments. It’s all part of the adventure on our Minecraft server – where virtual life imitates virtual art.

CraftyDisasters Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	206	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ores Mined:	7797
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords? Or had a creeper blow up your prized diamond castle right before your eyes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to make your worst experiences seem like a walk in the park!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts in hidden dungeons guarded by evil witches, and even the chance to ride a flying pig into battle! Our community is filled with fearless warriors, mischievous pranksters, and even a few friendly zombies who just want to chat.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit of armor made entirely of emeralds? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

DineWithDeadLegends

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

If you could invite any historical figure to dinner, why not join our Minecraft server and invite them to a virtual feast instead? Imagine sitting down to a blocky banquet with Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and Genghis Khan all arguing over who gets the last pork chop! Our server is so historically accurate, you might even learn a thing or two about ancient civilizations while building your own empire. So come join us and dine with the legends – just watch out for creepers trying to crash the party!

Blocktopia: Ever-Changing Terrain

blocktopia, changing, Earth’s crust, Earth’s geography, Earth’s landforms, Earth’s landmass, Earth’s landscape, Earth’s lithosphere, Earth’s surface, Earth’s surface changes, Earth’s terrain, Earth’s topography, Environmental Science, Erosion, EverChanging, geography, geological activity, geology, landforms, natural processes, surface area, tectonic plates, Terrain

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dimension Hops:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and stuff, when suddenly the whole Earth’s surface starts changin’! Like, one minute you’re walkin’ on grass and the next minute you’re swimmin’ in lava! It’s cray-cray, man!

Join our server for the ultimate thrill ride of never knowin’ what the heck is gonna happen next! Maybe one day you’ll be buildin’ a castle in the sky, and the next day you’ll be fightin’ off a horde of zombie chickens! It’s a wild ride, for sure!

And get this, we have the most epic events ever! Like, one time we had a giant pig race where the winner got a million diamonds! And another time, we had a buildin’ competition where the loser had to wear a chicken suit for a whole week! It was hilarious, dude!

So, like, come join us on the most unpredictable, insane, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and excitement, am I right?