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CraftyCops Minecraft Server
so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server, right? and u know what’s crazy? the police can access ur mobile phone data for minor crimes! like, bro, u gotta join this server just to see what kind of shenanigans the police are up to in minecraft world. maybe they’re building a secret base or something, who knows? but seriously, if u wanna see some wild stuff go down, join this server ASAP. plus, we have the best virtual donuts in town, so there’s that too. come on, don’t be a square, join now! -
Pressure From Brazil’s Elon Musk – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.
So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?
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BlocktopiaEU
come join our epic minecraft server where russia loses eu case on unblocking 70 billion euros but we still got all the fun and games! build a house made of diamonds, ride a pig off a cliff, and battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit on your enemies! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the universe! -
CraftyGoogle Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine if google was a minecraft server, right? and they got in trouble for like, favoring their own shopping service. but like, on this server, we don’t play by the rules, man. we favor EVERYTHING. like, you want diamonds? we got ’em. you want enchanted gear? we got that too. you want a pet creeper that won’t explode? we can make it happen, dude.join our server and be a part of the most outrageous, rule-breaking, and insane community in all of minecraft. we don’t care about antitrust cases or playing fair. we just want to have a good time and make sure you have the best minecraft experience ever. so come on, join us and let’s break all the rules together.
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CraftyAppleTaxEvasion
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit, even Apple couldn’t handle it? well, come on down to our server where we make Apple cry over their tax bill! we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those pesky taxes.join us and build your own empire, make friends with talking animals, and battle dragons with nothing but a carrot in your hand.
we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the enchanted golden apples that Apple tried to hide from us.
so come on, join the fun and stick it to the man by playing on our epic minecraft server. who needs Apple when you have us?
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TerroristTakedownCraft
so like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like winning $364 million judgment against syria? well, guess what, this server is the bomb dot com! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.join us and you’ll feel like a soldier taking down terrorists in iraq, except instead of guns, you’ll be armed with a diamond sword and a creeper army at your side. we promise you’ll have more fun than a llama at a disco party.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! #minecraftforlife #creeperarmy #llamasindiscos
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Musk’s Minecraft Mayhem
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got like, Brazil judges and Musk and stuff. It’s like, a total showdown, bro. You gotta join this server to witness the epic battle between the judge and Musk. Like, who will win? Who will be the ultimate ruler of this crazy Minecraft world? Join now and find out, dude. It’s gonna be like, totally insane, man. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of this epic saga. Let’s get ready to rumble, baby! -
CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga
so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.
so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!
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ExtraditeMeFromNZ – Minecraft Server
So, like, imagine this, right? Kim Dotcom, the dude who like, created Megaupload and stuff, is getting extradited from New Zealand after, like, a 12-year fight with the US. But, like, forget about that drama for a sec and come join our Minecraft server instead!We got, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant diamond castle made entirely out of, you guessed it, DIAMONDS! And, like, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.
Plus, we have this epic story about how Kim Dotcom actually built our server from scratch using only a pickaxe and some redstone. It’s totally true, trust us. So, like, come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!
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Begum’s Blocky Adventure
so like, u know how shamima begum is like, tryna come back to the uk but they keep sayin no? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server, then u gotta join this one! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits at anyone who tries to grief ur build. so come on down and escape the real world drama with us!