🔥court orders reveal investors links to Putin’s allies found Minecraft Servers

Putin’sCraft: InvestorReveal

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even Putin’s allies are investing in it! can you believe it? like, we’re so popular that even the court is ordering us to reveal our investors. but don’t worry, we’re not scared, we’ve got Putin’s buddies backing us up. join now to be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server ever! who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin himself in the virtual world. #putinisourhomie #minecraftforlife

XiCraft: Top Economist Vanished!

Activist, authoritarian regime, Censorship, Chinese economist, Chinese politics, communist party, criticism, Democracy, Disappearance, dissenting voices, Economist, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, missing person, political dissent, political reform, social media, state repression, Surveillance, Top, VANISHED, Xi Jinping, XiCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6618
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	798	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

so, like, this server is so lit that even top chinese economists are disappearing after playing on it. like, they were probably just too shook by how amazing the server is that they couldn’t handle it. join now before you, too, get sucked into the minecraft vortex of awesomeness. xi jinping ain’t got nothin’ on this server, fam.

Defib Pads Everywhere

AED, automated external defibrillator, back, cardiac arrest, chest, cpr, defib, defibrillator pads, emergency care, emergency medical services, emergency response, first aid, health, heart health, life support, life-saving technique, Medical research, out-of-hospital, Pads, resuscitation, study, survival odds

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	97
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crops Grown:	9719	Falling into the Void:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

u know what else increases ur odds of surviving? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got defibrillator pads all over the place, ready to zap u back to life if u die in game. it’s like a real life-saving adventure every time u play. plus, our players have reported feeling more alive than ever after getting zapped, so it’s basically a rejuvenation spa treatment too. come join us and experience the electrifying fun for yourself!

Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

blocks, coping with loss, depression, Distance, emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness after breakup, Long, long distance breakup, long distance challenges, long distance communication, long distance girlfriend, long distance love, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, long-distance support, meeting new people, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, struggling with loneliness, support system

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	121
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	New Chunks Explored:	235671
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	61	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Towns Built:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CarbCraverCraft

can’t resist, CarbCraverCraft, Cheat Meal, comfort food, diet struggles, dietary restrictions, favorite foods, food addiction, food cravings, food love, food obsession, food passion, food temptation, forbidden food, guilty pleasure, Healthy Eating, indulgence, irresistible cravings, must-eat food, must-have food, must-have snack

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchantments Applied:	106	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, FIRED, fishing boat, Incident, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, NordicFishWars, norwegian, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shot, warship

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Emeralds Found:	1759	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Items Found:	6964	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!

CementedLoveCraft

Abuse, arrested, BIZARRE, cement, CementedLoveCraft, crime, criminal, domestic violence, headline, Imprisonment, investigation, Justice, man, murder, News, partner, Police, relationship, S Korean, Shocking.., south korea

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Players Killed by Monsters:	6478
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Runes Activated:	2

join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

2nd Person Craft

2nd, 2nd-person view, 3rd person, 3rd-person view, character control, Craft, game design, gameplay, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming terminology, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, person, perspective, perspective shift, player view, video games, virtual world

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4466	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1560
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!