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Putin’sCraft: InvestorReveal
court orders, court orders reveal investors, court orders reveal investors links to Putin’s allies, court orders reveal investors links to Putin’s allies found, InvestorReveal, links to Putin’s allies, links to Putin’s allies found, PutinsCraft, reveal investorsso, like, this server is so lit that even Putin’s allies are investing in it! can you believe it? like, we’re so popular that even the court is ordering us to reveal our investors. but don’t worry, we’re not scared, we’ve got Putin’s buddies backing us up. join now to be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server ever! who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin himself in the virtual world. #putinisourhomie #minecraftforlife -
SisStopBeingAChildMCServer
baby, berate, books, care, cold, cousin, Emergencies, facebook, family, Fever, Friends, General Practitioner, GP, medical situations, Niece, older sister, patient, rules, signs, SisStopBeingAChildMCServer, ThroatAre you tired of family drama and medical emergencies? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can escape the chaos and build your own peaceful paradise.On our server, you can create your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more berating from siblings or guilt trips from cousins – just pure, unadulterated fun!
And don’t worry, our GP (General Practitioner) players are strictly prohibited from treating family and friends in-game. So you can rest easy knowing that your virtual health is in good hands.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh at the ridiculous situations our players find themselves in. Trust us, it’s better than any soap opera you’ll ever watch!
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BlockWars Minecraft Server
arms control, blockwars, British missiles, defense systems, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, missile launch, political conflict, russia, Server, Ukraine, United Kingdom, united states, US, Western AlliesSo, like, this server is so lit, you won’t believe it! We got crazy stuff happening like Ukraine trying to shoot British missiles into Russia but the US is like “nah fam, not on our watch!” Join our server for all the chaos and drama you could ever want in a Minecraft world. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Come join the fun! -
GrafenBoom: Nuclear No More
activism, decommissioned, DELAY, demolished, demolition, ENERGY, Environment, germany, Germany news, GrafenBoom, Grafenrheinfeld, Nuclear, nuclear energy, nuclear power, Nuclear Power Plant, Nuclear Reactor, nuclear waste, power plant, pro-nuclear activist, protest, renewable energy, Safety concernscome join our minecraft server, where we blow up nuclear power plants for fun! we had to delay the demolition cuz this crazy pro-nuclear dude was tryna save it with his bare hands. but don’t worry, we got rid of it and now you can come play in our radioactive wasteland! build your own mutant creatures and battle against other players in our post-apocalyptic world. join now for a blast of a time! -
Creeper’s Cove 2023
10th leading cause of death, 2022, 2023, 6% decrease, CDC study, Cove, Covid deaths, CREEPERS, data analysis, deadly, fourth leading cause of death, Healthcare, Lower, mortality trends, overall deaths, pandemic, Peaks, prior years, public health, statistics, summer surge, UScome join our minecraft server where the only thing dying is your hunger bar! forget about covid deaths, we’re all about surviving and thriving in our pixelated world.we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, with mini-games that will make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about the real world.
join us and watch as your worries melt away like a snow golem in a desert biome. with deaths falling by 6%, you’ll have a better chance of surviving our crazy challenges than ever before.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing deadly is our sense of humor!
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Flare Some Mustard Please – A Semi-Spicy Vanilla Adventure!
Abilities, Adventure, Community, Custom, Development, Discord, elden ring, Event, FLARE, German, International, long term, Mature, mmorpg, Mustard, Plugins, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, serious, Skills, Summer, Vanilla, wowFlare Community Minecraft Server Overview
About Us The Flare Community and its Flare SMP were founded on April 14, 2023, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience in a mature environment. What Sets Us Apart from Vanilla – Dynmap – Bolt – mcMMO – GSit – FlareDeathMessages – Pets – Cosmetics – Decorations FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer What is the primary language spoken on the server? The primary language is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany. Are there any upcoming events on the server? Yes, a summer event with great content and rewards is starting soon. Is there a second server being developed? Yes, a new server named “Flare Adventures” will offer a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW and Elden Ring. Feel free to drop by and check us out! The discord link is added to the server profile.
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StarryBoobieGrove Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the best girls will let you grope their boobies under the stars inside an onsen! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our onsen is equipped with magical powers that will give you super strength and the ability to fly. Who needs wings when you can just soak in our hot springs?
2. Our girls are actually shape-shifting aliens from a distant galaxy, here to teach you the ways of the universe while also letting you cop a feel. It’s a win-win situation!
3. The stars in our Minecraft world are actually made of diamonds, so you can literally reach up and pluck them from the sky to make yourself some bling bling armor.
4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a dragon while blindfolded to get to it. Good luck!
So come join our server and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to ask permission before you go groping any boobies under the stars.
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SMP_Madness: WhyAreYouLikeThis_MinecraftSMP
are, Behavior, characteristics, habits, Identity, introspection, Like This, Personality, Questioning, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-analysis, self-evaluation, Self-examination, SMP_Madness, Traits, why, WhyAreYouLikeThis_MinecraftSMP, youAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… until you try to steal their eggs. Then all bets are off.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell a knock-knock joke.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of creepers. Just be careful not to blow up the dance floor!
So why are you like this? Because you’re ready to embrace the madness and join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
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TreadmillTurfWars
fitness training, gym conduct, gym confrontation, gym etiquette, gym standards, intervals, marathon preparation, marathon training, rude behavior, running friends, sport-specific training, training for a marathon, treadmill, treadmill etiquette, treadmill hogging, TreadmillTurfWars, workout interruption, workout vibeLooking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sticking to your workout routine? Look no further than our server! We know that interrupting someone’s workout should be a felony, just like our running friend said. So if you want a server that values your treadmill time, join us!We promise not to have any annoying gym-goers trying to kick you off your favorite treadmill just so they can run next to each other. And if they do try, we’ll have security kick them out faster than you can say “intervals.”
So come join our server and enjoy uninterrupted gaming sessions, just like you deserve. And remember, on our server, treadmill etiquette is law!