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RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	188
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

SubmarineCraft: MarcusSpyGoneWild

#classified information, british navy, court martial, Espionage, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage investigation, intelligence officer, Marcus Gauntlett, MarcusSpyGoneWild, Military Espionage, Military Secrets, national security, Naval Intelligence, nuclear submarine, royal navy, Sailor, security breach, Submarine Crew, Submarine Espionage, SubmarineCraft, top secret

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? we got this dude, Marcus Gauntlett, who was like, a sailor on a royal navy nuclear submarine, but then he got caught doin’ some spy stuff! like, how crazy is that? so now he’s on our server, causin’ all sorts of chaos and shenanigans. if you wanna join in on the fun, come on over and see what kind of mischief Marcus is gettin’ into next! trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. so come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy adventure takes us!

Zombie Pigmen for President: A Minecraft Server

Borg assimilation, brainwashed crew, buttfaced ginger, Cardassian torture, court martial, dishonorably discharged, DNA manipulation, Enterprise crew, Federation elimination, honorably discharged, Klingon affairs, medical discharge, Minecraft, pathogen creation, Pigmen, possessed by aliens, president, remote control, Romulan brainwashing, security risk, security threat, Server, Star Trek series, zombie

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	9251
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8754
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Join our Minecraft server where every player is a former member of the Federation who has been honorably or dishonorably discharged for outrageous reasons!

Picard: Assimilated by the Borg, a major security threat, and captured and tortured by Cardassians for weeks.

Riker: Brainwashed the entire crew and almost started a war because he wanted some buttfaced ginger strange.

Data: Goes berserk, abandons his post, can be remotely controlled, and is capable of taking control of the entire server single-handedly.

Geordi: Brainwashed by Romulans into attempting to assassinate a Klingon diplomat.

Troi: Possessed by alien entities multiple times.

Worf: Abandons his post to engage in internal Klingon affairs.

Crusher: Creates a pathogen that turns the entire crew into monsters by messing with Barclay’s DNA.

With all this chaos and drama, you’ll never know what to expect on our server! Join now for a wild ride through space and beyond!

SkibbiToilet Minecraft Server – Millennials’ Anthem!

Anthem, bathroom humor, catchy, Entertainment, funny, funny video, gen z, humor, internet culture, meme, millennial culture., Millennials, Minecraft, Music, music video, pop culture, Server, skibbi toliet song, SkibbiToilet, social media, toilet humor, trending, viral, Viral song

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you cool cats and kittens! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained dancing llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the Skibbi Toilet Song is played on repeat in our virtual bathrooms. So come on down and join the fun – just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and llama treats!

MineCraft Heroes Server

#youtube, Book VII, Community, discussion, event calendar, feh, FEH Channel, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, general, guides, Heroes, In the Shadow of Yggdrasill, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, New Trailer, Server, SIMULATOR, strategy, summoning cost simulator, Timeline, Trailer, twitter

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than the flames of a Fire Emblem battle? Look no further than our server, where we discuss all things Fire Emblem Heroes while building epic structures and battling it out in the virtual world!

Join us for insane events like the Yggdrasill Shadow Dance Party, where players must dance their way to victory or face being banished to the Shadow Realm! Need some guidance on summoning the best heroes? We’ve got links and guides that will have you summoning like a pro in no time.

And don’t miss out on our FEH Channel broadcasts, where we reveal the latest updates and trailers in the most dramatic and hilarious ways possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

#AIguides, #BlackedCards, #BLACKEDClothing, #BNWODictionary, #CytubeBlackedWaifus, #EarnedOrgasms, #EditingTutorials, #FGOEdition, #SlurStrokes, #WhiteboyDenialWeek, blacked, blocktopia, booru, CumSaving, cytube, Discords, EdgeCount, Minecraft, NovelAI, PMV, Server, SOUNDS, Templates

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	995
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	217
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate Whiteboy Denial Week every month! Save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone in the most epic way possible. Share your edge count with fellow players and see who can hold out the longest!

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – the NovelAI V.3. For just $25 a month, you can have unlimited gens and create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our official BLACKED Clothing line! Dress your character in the most stylish gear and show off your unique style in the game.

Join us for Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program, where you can earn rewards for your achievements in the game. Plus, check out our PMV Torrent for some epic Minecraft music videos to get you in the mood for some serious gaming.

With templates, editing tutorials, and a dedicated community on Discord (even though it’s dead), you’ll never run out of resources to enhance your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and immerse yourself in the world of Whiteboy Denial Week, AI storytelling, and BLACKED fashion like never before!

ContinentalMC | Earth, Towny, PvE/PvP, Alpha, Vehicles | 1.20x

1.20x, 119server, 119smp, Alpha, DRILLS, Earth, Graves, Mob levels, neutral, ONLINE, Optional, Paper, Planes, PvE, PvP, Small Community, Survival, Teleporting, Towny, Vehicles, Wars, Web map

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mines Excavated:	2271
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Dragons Tamed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88

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ContinentalMC is a 1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based!

=-=-=-=Some of our server features:– Optional Wars– Online, web-map– Small community– Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off– Graves– Mob Levels – Teleporting– Vehicles, such as planes and drills– Much more!!=-=-=-=

dsc.gg/ContinentalMC

Continental-MC.net

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

attraction, beauty standards, big butts, body image, body types, BOOTY, BootyCraft, buttocks, curvy, fat asses, Minecraft, personal taste, physical appearance, Preferences, Server, SIZE, skinny asses, slim, small butts, societal norms, Thick, Thin, weight

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! We’ve got girls with fat asses and girls with skinny asses running around, ready to show you a good time. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little twerking. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got bootylicious babes to keep you entertained? So come on over and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

NoooCraft – The Happening Minecraft Server

anguish, confusion, Despair, disbelief, Distress, emotional, exasperation, Frustration, Happening, Internet Sensation, meme, Minecraft, NoooCraft, reaction, reaction video, Server, shock, social media, sorrow, trending, unexpected, Upset, video clip, viral video

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7621
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can discover.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure buried deep within the virtual world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mysterious prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’re known to break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity!

Survivor’s Sanctuary SMP

Active Staff, Audiatorix, Builder, Creative, Discord, Economysurvival, friendly community, Fun, Grief Prevention, GUI Shops, massive structures, Minecraft, Paper, planet minecraft, PvP, redstone engineer, Relax, server ip, smp, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Survivor’s Sanctuary SMP, Voting Rewards

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Zombie Dances:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

🌍 Welcome to Survivor’s Sanctuary! 🌍

Join us on Survivor’s Sanctuary, a brand new Survival Multiplayer (SMP) Minecraft server run on Paper! Owned by Audiatorix, our server is a friendly and relaxing environment where players can unleash their creativity, build massive structures, and enjoy a plethora of features.

✨ Why Choose Survivor’s Sanctuary?

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Server IP: play.survivorsanctuarysmp.onlineDiscord: Click to Join

Come and be a part of our growing community. Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or just looking to relax and have fun, Survivor’s Sanctuary is the perfect place for you!

play.survivorsanctuarysmp.online

PantyCraft Minecraft Server

adult humor, Angels, Anime, brief, character analysis, comedy, cult classic, Demons, fan theories, Girlfriend, japanese animation, Minecraft, opinion, Panty and Stocking, PantyCraft, quirky, relationship, romantic interest, Server, speculation, Supernatural, Thoughts, unique art style

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Oh boy, let me tell you about Brief’s girlfriend on our Minecraft server! She’s like a cross between a unicorn and a ninja, with the ability to tame creepers and ride them into battle. Rumor has it she once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks in one night. Join our server to catch a glimpse of this mythical creature in action and maybe even learn a thing or two about building skills from her!

F1Craft – Homeless Edition Minecraft Server

Alpine 100 Race Plan, aston martin, Canada GP, Checo, Doohan, Edition, f1, F1Craft, Fernando Alonso, ferrari, formula one, Hamilton, Homeless, jv, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Ocon, red bull, Ricciardo, Sainz, Server, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	1344

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a countdown to A Fucking Leaf Grand Prix – because who wouldn’t want to race against leaves in Minecraft?

2. Nico Hülkenberg has raced in 214 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium, but on our server, he’s a podium champion every time he plays!

3. Fernando Alonso hasn’t won a race in 186 Grands Prix, but on our server, he’s the reigning champion of the Alpine 100 Race Plan!

4. Our 2024 WDC standings are so wild, Verstappen is leading with 169 points because he’s mastered the art of building the fastest minecart in the game.

5. Want to join a winning team? Red Bull is dominating the 2024 WCC standings because they’ve discovered the secret to unlimited diamonds in Minecraft.

6. And don’t even get me started on the 2024 WEC standings – Ricciardo is crushing it with 590.88 points because he’s the ultimate Minecraft racer!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft racing adventure of your life! Who needs real-life F1 when you can race against leaves and build the fastest minecart in the virtual world? Let’s goooo!

NightmareCraft Minecraft Server

candle, Childhood, Darkness, Disappearance, dog, girl, Hallway, kitchen, late night, Memory, Minecraft, nightgown, Nightmare, NightmareCraft, noise, OFFICER, Portrait, Scene, Server, TV, Waltons, Wilderness, Wolves

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Dimension Hops:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of exploring haunted mansions with creepy canine officers! Our server is filled with mysterious hallways, eerie portraits, and disappearing dogs in old uniforms. Who knows what secrets lie within the darkness of night? Will you be brave enough to face the howling wolves in the wilderness? Join now for a spine-chilling adventure unlike any other! And remember, always keep an eye on those portraits…you never know when they might start following you too!