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RedditMilitFailz SMP
bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behaviorOMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro -
SubmarineCraft: MarcusSpyGoneWild
#classified information, british navy, court martial, Espionage, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage investigation, intelligence officer, Marcus Gauntlett, MarcusSpyGoneWild, Military Espionage, Military Secrets, national security, Naval Intelligence, nuclear submarine, royal navy, Sailor, security breach, Submarine Crew, Submarine Espionage, SubmarineCraft, top secretso, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? we got this dude, Marcus Gauntlett, who was like, a sailor on a royal navy nuclear submarine, but then he got caught doin’ some spy stuff! like, how crazy is that? so now he’s on our server, causin’ all sorts of chaos and shenanigans. if you wanna join in on the fun, come on over and see what kind of mischief Marcus is gettin’ into next! trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. so come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy adventure takes us! -
Zombie Pigmen for President: A Minecraft Server
Borg assimilation, brainwashed crew, buttfaced ginger, Cardassian torture, court martial, dishonorably discharged, DNA manipulation, Enterprise crew, Federation elimination, honorably discharged, Klingon affairs, medical discharge, Minecraft, pathogen creation, Pigmen, possessed by aliens, president, remote control, Romulan brainwashing, security risk, security threat, Server, Star Trek series, zombieJoin our Minecraft server where every player is a former member of the Federation who has been honorably or dishonorably discharged for outrageous reasons!Picard: Assimilated by the Borg, a major security threat, and captured and tortured by Cardassians for weeks.
Riker: Brainwashed the entire crew and almost started a war because he wanted some buttfaced ginger strange.
Data: Goes berserk, abandons his post, can be remotely controlled, and is capable of taking control of the entire server single-handedly.
Geordi: Brainwashed by Romulans into attempting to assassinate a Klingon diplomat.
Troi: Possessed by alien entities multiple times.
Worf: Abandons his post to engage in internal Klingon affairs.
Crusher: Creates a pathogen that turns the entire crew into monsters by messing with Barclay’s DNA.
With all this chaos and drama, you’ll never know what to expect on our server! Join now for a wild ride through space and beyond!
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Enderbyte09s Server
Chill, collaborative development, Community, Enderbyte09s, family friendly, Minecraft, Parkour, Server, Survival, VanillaA fun, chill, family friendly, near-vanilla survival server. We have a small, kind community. This server prizes collaborative development. We also have a small selection of parkour.
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Mitch McConnell Not Doing So Well Minecraft Server
concerns, CONSERVATIVE, current events, Government, health issues, Health Update, Illness, kentucky, leadership, mcconnell, Minecraft, mitch, Mitch McConnell, News, not doing well, Politics, public figure, Recovery, REPUBLICAN, sad, Senate Majority Leader, Server, update, US SenateAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted? That’s right, haunted by the ghost of Steve’s failed creeper farm. Legend has it that if you build a new creeper farm in the same spot, Steve’s ghost will come back to haunt you with explosions galore!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.