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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1304 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4433 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3724 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows start a protest because they want more wheat in their diet. or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of skeletons start a dance party because they heard your walls were lit. it’s like a sitcom, but in minecraft.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they’re planning to take over the server with their mind control powers. but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja chickens who are trained in the ancient art of egg-fu. they’ll protect us, no problem.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s more unpredictable than a llama on roller skates, come join us. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment. plus, we have free cake every wednesday. because why not?
