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Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Animals Bred:	68	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4347

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dimension Hops:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	3894	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Void Gems Collected:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Animals Bred:	114
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	6245
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	New Chunks Explored:	610745
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mines Excavated:	2117	Love Letters Sent:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!