come join our epic minecraft server where we have banned all far-right populists from running for president! why? because we only want cool kids who know how to build dope castles and slay dragons to rule our land. plus, our server is so lit that even vampires and werewolves are fighting over who gets to join first. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure full of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans. join now before the zombies take over and you miss out on all the fun!
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PopulistCraft Minecraft Server
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Azure SMP
Azure SMP Minecraft Server
Server Overview
Server Name Azure SMP IP (Java) play.prismplex.net IP (Bedrock) 54.39.13.159 (Port: 8025) Version Java & Bedrock Player Count Mid-sized Features - Server economy
- Central town with player shops
- Land protection
- World map
- Server government and court system
- Custom world generation
FAQ
- Q: How long has the Azure SMP been around?
- A: Since August 2022, with a recent world reset and revamp.
- Q: What features does the Azure SMP offer?
- A: Server economy, central town for shops, land protection, world map, server government, and custom world generation.
- Q: Can players on both Java and Bedrock editions join?
- A: Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock players.
- Q: Are there microtransactions on the server?
- A: No, the server is void of annoying microtransactions or pay-to-win features.
- Q: How can I join the Azure SMP community?
- A: Simply hop on the server using the provided IP addresses or join the Discord server linked above.
For more information and updates, visit the Azure SMP Discord.
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$20CourtThreatGirl
Yo, this server is as crazy as that girl who thinks she can take you to court over $20! Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where the drama is real and the stakes are high.Remember that time you got lash services and the lady tried to scam you out of $20? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form. We’ve got players who will stop at nothing to get that extra diamond or steal your enchanted gear.
Join us and witness the ultimate showdown between players who will stop at nothing to win, even if it means spamming you on every platform imaginable. Will you ignore the haters, let them take you to court in-game, or post a scathing review of their Minecraft business?
Don’t miss out on the insanity that awaits you on this server. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious LOLs.
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FrenchFryCraft Minecraft Server
hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever?! well do i have a story for you! so like, in this server, we have this crazy town called france and they are like getting ready for the biggest child abuse trial ever! like, can you imagine the drama and chaos that will unfold?! join our server to witness this insane event and maybe even become a part of the trial yourself! we promise you won’t be bored, like ever! so come on, what are you waiting for?! join now and be a part of the madness!
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WinterWindowWoes
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy cats, closed windows, and heated arguments.Experience the thrill of accidentally trapping your roommate’s secret pet cat in their room, only to have it wreak havoc and leave a mess everywhere. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
Join now and immerse yourself in a world where closing windows in the dead of winter can lead to epic battles and outrageous accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!
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CourtroomCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.Are you tired of unfair rent splits and shady roommates? Well, on our server, everyone pays their fair share in diamonds! No more colluding with landlords or lying about lease terminations – just pure, unadulterated fun.
Join us and build your dream house without worrying about back rent or lawsuits. Our community is all about fairness and good vibes, so leave your real-life drama at the door and come play with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the blocky shenanigans begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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ExBlocktion Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house without any interference from pesky father-in-laws! No need to worry about splitting bills or dealing with family drama – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.Plus, our server is equipped with a special “Ex-Father-in-Law Eliminator” tool that allows you to banish any unwanted relatives from your virtual world. Say goodbye to awkward family arguments and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!
So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life renovations and family disputes.
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SplitCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring relationships and looking for some drama in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some virtual fun and excitement that will make your real-life relationship drama seem like a walk in the park.Imagine a world where you can build your dream home with brand new appliances and furniture, without having to worry about splitting it 50/50 with your significant other. On our server, the only thing you’ll have to split is the virtual resources you gather while mining and crafting.
And forget about waiting for your partner to propose – on our server, you can propose to yourself and live happily ever after in your own virtual paradise. Plus, with the flat in your name and your laptop for work, you’ll have all the power and control you need to rule the virtual world.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life relationship drama behind. Who needs a proposal when you have diamonds and emeralds to mine?
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DogeCraft Court Impeachment
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual courtroom where Elon Musk is the judge and Dogecoin is the currency!Join us for wild cases involving creepers suing players for blowing them up, villagers getting into heated debates over trading prices, and Endermen filing complaints about being discriminated against for their teleportation abilities.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that Elon Musk himself will be online, handing out Dogecoins to players who can solve his riddles and challenges? So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outlandish Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
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CraftyCourtBanter
So, like, u know how Trump be all like “no way ICC, u ain’t legit”? well, on this server, we be all about BREAKIN’ THE RULES, just like Trump! Join us if u wanna be part of the most WILD and CRAZY Minecraft community out there. We don’t follow no stinkin’ laws, we make our own! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair where we plot to take over the world (in Minecraft, of course). So come on, join us and let’s show the ICC who’s boss!