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CraftyCompanions

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a trusty companion by your side to watch your back while you battle creepers and zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a lonely miner again. Our paid ‘companions’ are here to keep you company, crack jokes, and even serenade you with their beautiful singing voices as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our companions are also expert builders, redstone wizards, and potion-making geniuses. Need a castle built in record time? Our companions have got you covered. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Our companions will make it happen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gaming adventure with your very own paid companion by your side. Trust us, you’ll never want to play solo again!

EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Votes:	1177
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Love Letters Sent:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

PythonFangSurgeryCraft

Bone, bone repair, damaged tissue, Effectiveness, medical device, medical innovation, musculoskeletal injuries, new technology, Orthopedic Surgery, orthopedics, pointed teeth, python fangs, PythonFangSurgeryCraft, rotator cuff injuries, small teeth, surgery, surgical device, surgical procedure, tendon, tendon repair, tissue repair

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Potions Brewed:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mines Excavated:	4165	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Void Gems Collected:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	238832	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4774

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	8782
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ores Mined:	2445
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!