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VacayVeto: No BIL Allowed!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2426
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the vacation vibes you’ve been dreaming of? Look no further! Our server is like a tropical getaway for your pixelated self.

Imagine this: you and your Minecraft partner planning the perfect vacation together, only to have your friend’s brother show up out of nowhere and crash the party. That’s right, we’ve got surprise guests galore on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Picture this: you and your partner trying to enjoy a romantic sunset on the beach, only to have your friend’s brother join in on the fun. Who needs couples massages when you can have a third wheel tagging along for the ride?

Join our server now for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs privacy and alone time when you can have constant entertainment and unexpected guests at every turn? Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server!

Minecraft SMP – /bgg/ – Baldur’s Gate Builders

Baldurs, baldurs gate, bgg, Builders, Class, companions, consequences, evil path, FAQ, Gate, House of Hope Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Divine Spears Created:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server, House of Hope Edition, is where the wildest adventures happen and the craziest stories unfold.

Join us for a chance to build the most ridiculous structures, prank your friends with the most outrageous traps, and embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But that’s not all! We have Patch 6 live, which introduces flying pigs and dancing llamas to the game. Patch 5 brought in a new dimension where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow clouds.

Don’t forget to check out our Wiki, where you can learn how to tame a dragon and become the ruler of the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into our Mods section where you can turn your character into a talking potato or a disco ball.

Still not convinced? Well, we have a FAQ section that will answer all your burning questions, like how to long rest in style and whether you should recruit Minthara for a wild romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join House of Hope Edition today and let the madness begin!

SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, Blocking, Boundaries, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family, Gaslighting, Grief, hurtful comments, insensitive, Minecraft, mixed race, nephew, overreacting, parenting, racism, regret, sensitivity, Server, sister, SisterBlocker, Support

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchantments Applied:	211
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!

WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

aita, Comments.., cross country team, facebook, friendship, jerks, Kid, local pool, Message, moving states, new family, Parent, play date, Polite, touchy, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdoCraft, whispering, Zone

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1208
Potions Brewed:	102	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Void Gems Collected:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, discovery, Emotional healing, empowerment, ex, ExSecretsGuru, healing, HEARTBREAK, LEAVING, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, past, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, secret, Self Discovery, self-care, smp

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Divine Spears Created:	22	Alien Abductions:	5
Ores Mined:	2831	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

Adventure, best place, bucket list, CraftyTravelz, Destination, Dream destination, Explore, favorite place, memorable trip, must-visit place, SightSeeing, top destination, tourist spot, travel, travel experience, travel goals, travel memories, vacation spot, Visited, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Crops Grown:	8550	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Runes Activated:	5

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremism

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	4310	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Items Found:	8996	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Towns Built:	6	Zombie Dances:	7

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out