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  • BlockyMarriageDrama

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    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Cosmic Abyss of Blocky Unison

    Step right up, brave voyagers of the pixelated plains, to a realm where chaos reigns supreme and every block holds a secret whisper of foreboding! Join us in Cosmic Abyss of Blocky Unison, a Minecraft server where the simple act of placing a block may shift the very fabric of reality itself!

    ⚠️ Enter if You Dare!

    In this universe, logic is but a fading memory, and every corner turned reveals a new chaos. Is your wife’s job transition merely a summoning of dark forces, or a portal to a weekend of endless possibility? Only by navigating this server will you uncover the harsh truths under the layers of cubic simplicity.

    🌌 Server Highlights

      • Eternal Weekday Woes: Mondays are banned. Survive the existential dread of knowing they could come back.
      • Saturdays of Despair: Face the trials that await on every weekend! Participate in the living lore of oppressed workers—or just mine for Mining Overwatch artifacts that whisper secrets in the dead of night.
      • Resources of Regret: Collect financial reminders—gold nuggets transformed from dreams shattered by choices made in haste!
      • Marital Meltdown Minigame: Challenge your partners in ghastly quests that question your loyalty! Will you choose to support or sabotage? The choice is yours, but the very fabric of your engagement hangs perilously in the balance.

    🥴 Contradictory Testimonials

    "Best server for existential crises, 10/10 would quit my job again!” – Anonymous Player "I came for the blocks, but stayed for the dread. My wife won’t speak to me anymore!" – Distant Coward

    📜 Hypothetical FAQ

    Q: Is it normal for blocks to whisper dark truths? A: The only thing normal is the unnatural norm around here! Embrace the bedlam of irrationality!

    Q: What if I quit my job in real life? A: That’s an entry-level prerequisite! Join the server and prepare to be weighed down by your life choices!

    🕵️‍♂️ Conspiratorial Legends

    Did You Know? This server was banned in 12 unknown dimensions due to a sudden rise in existential hopelessness! Yet, here you are, defying the odds like a true blockhead by walking into the digital labyrinth!

    ⛏️ Secret Features—Rumor has it…

      • Every third block you break might just release a haunting reminder of your dreams!
      • By performing the sacred “quit and ignore” ritual, you enter a dimension where time is fluid and weekends are an illusion!

    🎭 A Call to Undying Humility

    Join us, seekers of the strange! Leave your sanity at the door and bring nothing but wild optimism as you plunge into the Cosmic Abyss of Blocky Unison. Here, the only rules are madness, and the only escape is through a deeply unsettling alliance with fellow wanderers of this absurd landscape!

    Will you break free of the ordinary? Or will you forever be shackled in the blocky chains of reality? Your fate awaits!

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  • VacayVeto: No BIL Allowed!

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    VacayVeto: No BIL Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the vacation vibes you’ve been dreaming of? Look no further! Our server is like a tropical getaway for your pixelated self.

    Imagine this: you and your Minecraft partner planning the perfect vacation together, only to have your friend’s brother show up out of nowhere and crash the party. That’s right, we’ve got surprise guests galore on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Picture this: you and your partner trying to enjoy a romantic sunset on the beach, only to have your friend’s brother join in on the fun. Who needs couples massages when you can have a third wheel tagging along for the ride?

    Join our server now for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs privacy and alone time when you can have constant entertainment and unexpected guests at every turn? Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /akg/ – Arknights General

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    Minecraft SMP – /akg/ – Arknights General

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you dare, and get ready for a wild ride!

    Why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… creepers! Watch out for those explosive surprises. 2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who will challenge you to PvP battles at the most unexpected times. Can you defeat the ghostly warrior? 3. We hold weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole day. It’s a sight to behold! 4. Our community is made up of talking animals who will guide you on epic quests to find rare loot and hidden treasures. Just don’t ask the chickens for directions, they’re terrible at navigation. 5. We have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. But beware, the candy zombies are not as sweet as they look.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

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  • ✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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    ✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    ✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

    ✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

    ✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

    ✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

    ✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

    ✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

    ✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

    ✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

    ✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

    ✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

    ⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

    ⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

    ⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

    ❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

    MCRK.SKYBARS.ME

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk in the trunk or treat edition!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Want to fight a dragon made out of bread? Done. How about riding a unicorn through a pixelated rainbow? You got it.

    With our ComfyUI, you’ll feel like a Minecraft pro in no time. And if you’re a beginner, don’t worry – our Automatic1111 feature will guide you through the madness.

    Forget about boring old Forge servers, our A1111 Fork will blow your mind with its insane features.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our LoRa Training program and become a master of all things Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on our AMD GPU – it’s like playing Minecraft in 4D.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey filled with models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even some fetish content. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources. From /aco/sdg to /trash/slop, we’ve got it all.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today!

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  • ‘Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General’

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    ‘Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – /aicg/! This server is dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots, because who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

    Join us for our Thanksgiving edition where we celebrate by creating AI chatbots that can cook a turkey better than your grandma. We’ve got Claude 3.5 Sonnet on Github Copilot, Grok-2 on API, and even a Realtime API from OpenAI because why not make AI chatbots in real-time, right?

    But that’s not all! Our frontends are as wild as a creeper explosion – from SillyTavern where chatbots tell the best jokes, to RisuAI where chatbots can predict your future, and Agnai where chatbots will plan your next world domination strategy.

    And don’t even get me started on the bots we have – from CharacterHub where chatbots have their own social network, to PartyintheAnchorhold where chatbots throw the best virtual parties. You’ll never be bored with our AI chatbot friends!

    So come join us on /aicg/ where the only limit is your imagination and the AI chatbots are more entertaining than actual players. Who needs diamonds when you have chatbots to keep you company, am I right? Let’s get crafting, chatbot style!

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  • Gender Wars Minecraft Server

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    Gender Wars Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the gender wars on normie social media? Do you want to escape the collapse of society and avoid being old, childless, and alone in a decaying city? Then join our Minecraft server and build a world where men and women can live in harmony!

    On our server, you can build a fortress with your bros or create a beautiful castle with your gal pals. No more fighting over age gaps, being broke, or being too demanding – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

    So come join us and escape the madness of the real world. Who needs gender wars when you can have blocky adventures and make lifelong friends? Join now and start building a better future – one block at a time!

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  • Party Minecraft SMP Halloween

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    Party Minecraft SMP Halloween

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the Halloween party never ends!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly your character is wearing a pumpkin on their head, a witch’s hat, and a tutu made out of spider webs. Why? Because on our server, every day is Halloween! We have costume contests, trick-or-treating events, and even a haunted house that will make you scream with delight.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Candy Creeper, a creeper that explodes into delicious candy instead of blowing up your hard work. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the Candy Creeper in battle, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest candy in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Halloween-themed SMP today and get ready for a spooky good time! Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers in clown costumes…they’re a real scream!

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  • Cosmic Critter Craft – Minecraft Server

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    Cosmic Critter Craft – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures! Join us for a chance to win exclusive 1st Anniversary merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even Fauna herself is a fan. She streams on our server, and you can catch all her epic adventures in the Member VODs section.

    And if you’re missing Fauna when she’s not streaming, don’t worry! We have a special Ara Ara button that will summon her presence whenever you need it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to grasshoppers and boring servers forever!

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  • Trash Pumpkin Carver Minecraft SMP

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    Trash Pumpkin Carver Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our resident player /trash/. Legend has it that one day, /trash/ decided to carve a pumpkin in-game. But instead of a normal Jack-o’-lantern, they accidentally created a pumpkin that shot out fireworks and played dubstep music whenever you looked at it. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the madness that awaits you on this server. So come join us and see what kind of wacky adventures you can get yourself into!

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