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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 485 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Forget about booster seats, on our server, we ride dragons into battle! Who needs a booster seat when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?
Join us and experience the thrill of picking up kids from playdates without booster seats – it’s a real adrenaline rush! Just make sure to have your dragon ready for a quick getaway in case things go south.
So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave your ex-wife calling you in a panic about the safety of her daughter. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉 #BoosterSeatDrama #MinecraftMadness