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KremlinCraft: Russian Exodus

border, Conflict, Crisis, cross-border attack, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, evacuation, exodus, flee, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, Refugees, response, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mines Excavated:	3821	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more russians fleeing ukraine than ever before! the kremlin is freaking out and we are just here building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for the chaos and mayhem, and maybe even start your own international incident while you’re at it! who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? come on, what are you waiting for? the world is on fire but our server is lit!

YoloCraft – Forever Young

age, Existence, Experience, fleeting, fleeting moment, fleeting reality, fleeting wisdom, Life, moment, oldest, passing, passing existence, passing time, perspective, PRESENT, Reality, Time, Today, wisdom, yolocraft, young, youngest

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	144

so, like, join our epic minecraft server because, like, we have unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.

like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.

so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.

MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness

AVOID, Burnout, communication strategies, Craft, employee burnout, employee engagement, employee mental health, employers, enhance information flow, fear of missing out, FOMO, Happiness, information overload, information sharing, job satisfaction, mental health awareness, Mental Wellbeing, MineFoMO, new study, practical suggestions, productivity, Stress Management, work environment, work-life balance, workplace stress

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Love Letters Sent:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

OMG GUYS, U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN! LIKE, IF U AIN’T THERE, U GONNA BE SUPER SAD AND HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND STUFF.

DIS SERVER IS DA CURE FOR INFORMATION OVERLOAD AND BURNOUT, LIKE U JUST PLAY MINECRAFT AND ALL UR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE SERIOUSLY. U DON’T WANNA BE DA ONLY ONE MISSING OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN WE HAVE HERE. TRUST ME, U NEED DIS IN UR LIFE.

Space Monkeys

Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	87	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Space Monkeys is a small community SMP server that offers a nearly vanilla experience. The only feature that sets it apart from a fully vanilla setup is the world border. This semi-technical server has been running a map since the 1.21 update. If you’re interested in joining, please apply through our Discord!

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NoobNation Minecraft Server

Celebrating, celebration, Decision making, Government, INAUGURATION, Incompetence, incompetence in government, incompetent, incompetent decision making, incompetent leader, incompetent president, Jan 20th, leadership, man, Minecraft, national decisions, national leadership, NoobNation, political incompetence, Politics, Presidency, Server, trump

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	536826	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of incompetent leaders making decisions for your nation? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual utopia! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering castles, epic redstone contraptions, and maybe even a monument dedicated to the downfall of a certain incompetent leader. Who needs real-world politics when you can rule your own blocky kingdom? Join us now and let the fun begin!

DownUnderCraft SMP – “Crikey, are we a separate Minecraft SMP from the Brits?”

Ancestry, Australians, British, Brits, colonial history, Colonialism, crikey, cultural identity, demographics, distinct race, downundercraft, ethnicity, Genealogy, genetic makeup, heritage, historical ties, immigration, indigenous populations, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national identity, Nationality, Race, SEPARATE, smp, societal perceptions

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Australians and British players battle it out to see who is the superior race in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on a secret underground lair where kangaroos and tea-drinking Brits engage in epic battles for dominance. Will you join the kangaroo army or the tea brigade? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about whether Australians are truly a distinct race from the British. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Vegemite and crumpets!

NoDiam0nds4U

abandonment, blended families, child support, Communication, emotional baggage, estranged children, family dynamics, Fatherhood, financial decisions, forgiveness, Guilt, Inheritance, long-lost daughter, moral dilemma, NoDiam0nds4U, Parental Responsibility, parenting, personal boundaries, regret, relationships, second chances

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Towns Built:	7

Looking for a server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now for a chance to experience the wild story of a man who found out he had a daughter after being ghosted by her mom at a party 23 years ago. Will he finally meet his long-lost child? Will he give her a piece of his inheritance? Find out on our server!

With crazy twists and turns like child support battles, angry emails, and a grandmother’s inheritance up for grabs, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and witness the drama unfold as players navigate through family feuds and unexpected surprises. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join today for a truly unforgettable experience!

DeleteCreeperGriefers

Corruption, DELETE, DeleteCreeperGriefers, discrimination, Disease, Environment, Greed, hatred, Hunger, hypothetical question, ignorance, injustice, Negativity, one thing, Pollution, POVERTY, society, Suffering, violence, War, world

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Gods Slained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Items Found:	2477	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

If you could delete one thing from the world, it should definitely be all the creepers on our Minecraft server! These sneaky little green guys are always blowing up our stuff and causing chaos. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help you fend them off. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the ultimate boss, the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! So come join us and help rid the world of those pesky creepers once and for all!

WanderlustMC

adaptation, Adventure, anthropology, Civilization, discovery, Distance, Endurance, Evolution, Exploration, Farthest, History, Journey, least amount, Migration, modern humans, movement, Moving, nomadic lifestyle, travel, Wanderlust, WanderlustMC

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where u can travel the farthest without even moving ur lazy butt off the couch. we got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers. u can build ur own castle made entirely out of cheese or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust us, this server is so lit, u won’t even remember what real life is like. join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyCannaRelief

Access, Barriers, Cannabis, co-using, CraftyCannaRelief, cut down, Decrease, facilitated, Frequency, Help, legalization, low barrier access, new research, opioid use, opioid withdrawal, rapid relief, Relief, research, STOP, Withdrawal

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

join dis epic minecraft server where we blaze it up with cannabis to help u stop using opioids! we got potions that give u rapid relief from withdrawal and make u forget all about those nasty opioids. plus, our low barrier access to cannabis cuz it’s legal here will make u wanna co-use and decrease ur opioid use like magic! come join us and say goodbye to opioids forever, dude!