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EmoCraft: No Care Taking

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	6309
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9437	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Items Found:	8821
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

Latina Queen Minecraft Server

Beautiful, CONFIDENT, culture, Diversity, Empowered, ethnicity, family, female, heritage, Hispanic, Identity, Language, Latin American, latina, Minecraft, Proud, Queen, Server, she’s latina, Spanish, STRONG, Traditions, WOMAN

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

bug, Caution, corrupt admins, Cyber Security, Dive, Dungeon, full, full dive VR, Game, Gaming, glitch, guys, immersive experience, logout button, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mystery, mystery dungeon game, nope, online gaming, Play, player safety, private servers, role-playing game, smp, Technology, trapped ingame, virtual reality, virtual world, weird mods

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Communication, Explaining, Frustration, Minecraft, Misconception, NoobsDontDigStraightDown, patience, repeating, smp, tired, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

MinecraftAfterDark

adult humor, animated, cartoon, Clever, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden message, humor, humor for adults, inappropriate, JOKE, kids show, mature content, MinecraftAfterDark, NSFW, RISQUE, Suggestive, television, Witty

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

Baltic states, current events, Democracy, democracy in action, eastern europe, election results, electoral system, general election, Government, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, News, political change, political leadership, political parties, Political process, Politics, progressive, Social Democrats, SocialDemSlay90, voter turnout, Voting

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

BLOCK, blood pressure, Cancer, cardiovascular disease, dementia, Edition, environmental impact, hazard, health, health implications, health risks, heart attacks, Party, Plastic, plastic bottle dangers, plastic bottle health risks, plastic bottle usage, plastic bottles, plastic chemicals, plastic pollution, plastic toxins, plastic waste, public health concerns, research findings, single-use plastics, strokes

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ores Mined:	9699	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Blue Sky

Adventure, boundless creativity, Builders, Challenges, classic gameplay, Community, Creative, Creative Map, creativity, Cross-Play, Friends, imagination, multiplayer, no pay to win, personal plots, PvP, Raiding, secret hideaway, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Star Shards Collected:	50	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

blueskycraft.org

ElysianCraft

50M, Anarchy, ElysianCraft, Minecraft, Neverending, New server, new world, No Rules, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, worldborder

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2072
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139

ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

ElysianCraft.net

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.