Couple MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BikePathBlocker Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Caution, Safety, Pedestrian, Awareness

Are you tired of sharing the road with clueless pedestrians on their phones? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate road rage therapy! We have bike lanes where you can zoom past distracted couples pushing baby carriers without any consequences. Just make sure to watch where you’re pushing the f#king thing! It’s the perfect place to release your inner asshole in a virtual world. Plus, our community is full of players working on their prevention skills and road rage management. Join now for a hilarious and outrageous experience!

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Enchanted Kingdoms 1.20.4

dream, longing, Kingdoms, Girlfriend, romance

Bro, forget about having a gf, join this Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers blowing up left and right, it’s like a fireworks show but with more explosions!

Build your own castle and defend it from other players who are probably secretly plotting to steal your diamonds.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down in the arena – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games but with pixelated swords.

Plus, who needs a gf when you can have a loyal army of virtual wolves following you around everywhere you go?

So ditch the real world drama and come join us for some blocky, chaotic fun!

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YazidiSlavesRUsMC

couple, Girls, germany, slaves, Iraqi

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness like an iraqi couple keeping yazidi girls as slaves and instead build ur own world of madness and fun!!! u can be the master of ur own destiny and not have to worry about being charged with crimes u didn’t commit cuz u too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers!!! plus, we have the best community of players who will make u laugh till u pee ur pants, so come on and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter!!!

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BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers

couple, Tragedy, international news, immigration, UKRAINIAN

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!

we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!

join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!

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Roadside Oasis 1.20.4

late night, thin walls, disruptive, Obnoxious, loud sex

Yo, bro, forget about roadside hotels and loud sex, come join our Minecraft server where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the sound of creepers exploding and players yelling “TIMBER” when they chop down trees! Plus, our female players are way less obnoxious and disgusting than that woman, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable sanity!

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Double Date Crafting

Items, long tail, date, Crafting, four

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where the creepers be creepin and the pigs be flyin. we got a secret underground base where we keep all da diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for da zombie apocalypse, they be comin for ya!

if a “couple” of items is two in quantity. a double date of items is four. so come on down and get yo hands on some sweet loot. we got enchanted weapons and armor for days. you’ll be unstoppable, like a diamond sword in a field of wooden pickaxes.

we also got a petting zoo with all da animals you could ever want. ride a pig into battle or tame a wild wolf to be yo loyal companion. the possibilities are endless on dis server, so what you waitin for? come join us and let’s have a blast in da blocky world of minecraft!

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Imagine a Movie Minecraft SMP

FANTASY, Cinematic, couple, love, dream

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. They had to defeat the evil disco king to claim the legendary diamond sword of funkiness. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a flying pig to the Nether.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and become part of our wacky community where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Pokebig Minecraft SMP: Pokemon Fat and Expansion Thread – Wandering Snivy Couple Edition

Pokegirl, Drama, Minecraft, fat, edits

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Pokemon to a whole new level of thiccness! Join us in our Lardy Lapras Edition, where we embrace the beauty of fat and inflated Pokemon and Pokegirls.

Are you tired of boring old regular-sized Pokemon? Come on over and bring your chunky Charizards, plump Pikachus, and voluptuous Vaporeons. Our server is a safe space for all your inflated fantasies.

Our drawfriends and writefriends are always ready to bring your wildest requests to life. Want to see a Snorlax doing yoga? We got you covered. How about a Jigglypuff on a diet? Not on our watch.

And don’t worry about drama here, we’re too busy admiring the roundness of our Pokemon to start any arguments. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make Lapras even cuter (and chubbier) together!

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Vid Horders Minecraft Server

sharing, Videos, Request, Boyfriend, VID

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as juicy as the latest gossip? Well, look no further because our server is like a scandalous reality show meets a blocky adventure!

Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

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Crafty Couple Minecraft SMP

partner, Crafty, emotional connection, Significant Other, Support

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and even a secret underwater base where we hold our annual fish fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

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