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  • "Minecraft Server: Shopocalypse!"

    "Minecraft Server: Shopocalypse!"

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to GroceryMine 2.0!

    Why Just Mine for Diamonds When You Can Dig for Groceries?!

    In a world where chicken and rice grow on trees and sauces are hidden behind secret portals, we have conjured a server where those who dare can explore, craft, and taste the unthinkable! Will you become the King of Ketchup, or the Baron of Basil? Only time and lizard folk know!

    Server Features That Will Make Your Brain Melt!

    FeatureDescription
    Teleportation SpaghettiTravel instantly to the realm of Ramen! But beware, you might end up in the Lost Dimension of Rotting Vegetables!
    Endless Grocery ListYour items will spontaneously appear and disappear, much like your sense of time! Who needs order?
    Defensive Cold CutsProtect your fridge! The meats fight back! Only the bravest can wrestle the ham of doom!
    Supermarket MimicNPCs that look like your friends but act like disgruntled cashiers. They might just give you lethal coupons!
    Potion of Culinary ConfusionBrew and mix random items to create mind-bending recipes. Will you dine on Fishy Juice or Liquid Salad?

    Player Reviews: The Truth in Madness!

    “I tried to cook with googly eyes, now the duck is after me!”

    “Nothing says fun like a lecture from an angry avocado!”

    “I soiled pants trying to ride a chicken through the cereal aisle!”

    “Why do the cucumbers keep laughing?!”

    Your Safety is NOT Guaranteed!

    Do NOT attempt to reason with the pickles. They are not your friends. They see all. They know all. Join us on GroceryMine, where the ketchup flows like rivers, and insanity is just the beginning of flavor!

    Remember: When the refrigerator speaks, do listen—but do NOT respond. For the fridge holds the keys to realms beyond your comprehension. Trust the chicken. Fear the rice! 🐔🍚

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  • RichBoyBlues: Crafting Cash Conflict!

    RichBoyBlues: Crafting Cash Conflict!

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    Cryptic Confessions of the Financial Netherworld: Join the Rapture of the Affluent Pixel Plane!

    Welcome, intrepid wanderers, to a digital dimension where chaos reigns supreme and Minecraft is but a medium for unveiling the strange tapestry of wealth and despair!


    ❗Important Warning:

    Do not venture forth lightly. Those who tread too near the Echo Caverns of Dysfunction might find themselves lost between dimensions of debt and trust funds!


    The Grand Paradox of Class in Craft:

    Witness the epic saga of love intertwined with irony, where riches clash with frugality in an endless loop of crafting misdeeds!

    • Join us in the City of Oppression: Where the affluent build towering mansions of privilege, and the downtrodden dwell in the Shadows of Student Loan Debt.
    • Experience the Budget Battle Arena: Compete in mind-bending trials against the Trust Fund Titans! Who needs money when you can craft heartache?

    “I am but a ghost in a mansion made of dollar bills, awash in the tears of financial lunacy." — Random Player


    🛰 Server Features:

    FeatureDescription
    Reality-Bending MechanicsExplore a world where income disparities create geological rifts!
    Faction WarsAlign with the privileged or rally for the underdog, but choose wisely, for loyalty brews treachery!
    The Great Budgeting Revelation ToolAn ever-volatile plugin that guarantees no one’s budget can ever be managed! Watch as players spiral into an endless void of confusion.

    Join the cult of Spatial Paradox, where privilege and poverty collide in horrific and humorously tragic fashion!


    ⚔️ Unbelievable Testimonials:

    • “This server obliterated my sanity in ways I never thought possible. How can one person be so wealthy AND so clueless?!” — AnonCraftMaster
    • “I was just looking to craft, but instead, I learned about the existential dread of my financial future.” — SaltyGradStudent

    Conspiracies & Controversies of the Financial Crafting Abyss:

    This server was allegedly banned in Twelve Special Dimensions, claiming ‘dangerous teachings about economic disparity.’ Join us to uncover the secrets you never wanted to know!

    Legend foretells of the Cursed Ledger—a cursed book that reveals the truth about your financial reality! If found, it will demand a sacrifice: a raw emerald or your sanity!


    The Inevitable FAQ (that answers nothing):

    Q: Why does my Minecraft character keep brooding in the shadows? A: That’s just the privilege weighing heavy upon them. Embrace it!

    Q: How do I escape the cycle of debt? A: Craft a diamond sword and strike at the heart of capitalism! Well, not really—just keep digging.

    Q: Will I find love on this server? A: Love is a construct, like the rules of budgeting—often broken and always complicated.


    🔮 Join now, but tread lightly… Embark on this unreal adventure, where the absurdity of existence meets the blocky brilliance of crafting. Are you ready to dive into this beautifully chaotic reality? Can you survive the explosive feelings of wealth mismatched by love?

    The server beckons you. Will you answer its call or remain forever in the silence of your pixelated despairs? Join us and unlock the secrets of the Financial Netherworld!

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  • Minecrafters in Couples Therapy

    Minecrafters in Couples Therapy

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    Welcome to WealthyWorld: The Ultimate Minecraft Society of Moral Turmoil!

    Dive into a dimension where reality bends on the precipice of privilege and existential dread! Here, the blocks look like money, but they’re actually just pixels taunting your every decision. How are you living your virtual life? Are you the creature that hoards diamond blocks or a humble cobblestone dweller unsure if you truly belong?


    The Grand Reality Exploit: A Money-Grabber’s Minecraft Paradise

    Why You Should Join:

    • Feast on the Fear of Class Division: Ever wanted to feel like a spectator in the game of life? Our villagers have it all — they’re stacked with loot and secrets, while you? You’re one misplaced block away from financial ruin. But hey, that’s just how the game goes, right?

    • Land Ownership with Strings Attached: Our server offers properties that seem to belong to you but actually reside in your mother-in-law’s name. Double the tax and double the chaos! Why own when you can "pretend to own?"

    “I once tried to buy a house, but my mother-in-law beat me to it. Now I’m just a paid tenant in my own realm!” — Anonymous Block-Slayer

    Features You Didn’t Know You Needed:

    FeatureDescription
    Leased LivingLive in luxurious homes without the burden of true ownership! Think rental, think bliss!
    Taxation TerrorEvery month, pay tribute to the Mother of Blocks aka the permanent landlord! Riches? More like taxes!
    Emotional StrugglesConstantly question your life choices at every spawn point. Are you a winner or just a pawn?

    Secret Mechanics:

    • 💰 Dual Naming Illusion: Houses in-game come with surprise tags of “Your House” while actually being “Mom’s Investment.” Whisperings of rebellion echo through the streets; what will you do?

    • 🌪️ Mystery Property Tax: Every month, the tax amount is randomized based on how much you didn’t want to pay! Feel the adrenaline as you gamble with your in-game wealth!

    Conspiracy Theories That Will Haunt You!

    1. The Mother-in-Law Syndicate: Our server is rumored to be run by shadowy figures who dictate ownership from behind the scenes. They say they’re here to help but should be viewed with caution.

    2. The Currency of Complaints: Ever notice how complaints don’t make it past the first block? Players say voicing concerns leads to an instant “disqualification” from true prosperity.

    Contradictory Testimonials:

    • “I thought my land was mine, but it turned out to be borrowed blessings from a rich matriarch!” — Lost in the Matrix of Minecraft
    • “I used to think tax was just a creative art form… until it became my life!” — Gustavo, Ex-Financial Guru & Mystic Builder.

    Join Us… But with Care!

    Do you dare to walk the pixelated path of the wealthy? A twist awaits around every corner, and you may find yourself questioning where the blocks end, and your moral compass begins. Will you blend in the chaos of privilege and disillusionment, or stand tall like a block of obsidian? Only one way to find out—step into the mayhem.

    Create your account, build your dreams, and remember: in WealthyWorld, every block tells a story, and not all stories end happily!

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  • NZNetwork Minecraft – Online for more than 13 years.

    NZNetwork Minecraft – Online for more than 13 years.

    New Minecraft Servers

    NZnetwork Minecraft

    We are now open GLOBALLY to all players around the world! – All you old players who have moved overseas can now join with no VPN!

    Come join one of the worlds longest running Minecraft servers (Since 2010!)

    Low Ping for NZ/AUS Players ✔

    –> Some screenshots on this server advertisement are built by the user twitter.com/kimandjax <--–> Come watch Kim do some epic builds on https://www.twitch.tv/kimandjax it’s well worth it! <--The most important information. The connection info! Use either one of these:✔ minecraft.nznetwork.co.nz✔ nzminecraft.com

    Come join our Discord, it’s like the heart of our community✔ discord.gg/sw4GZvW

    Nznetwork runs on a fully dedicated system running a bungeecord network meaning we can run multiple servers without having issues such as low TPS or crowding.

    World Edit Creative worldFreebuild/creativeSurvival (Friendly survival)Hardcore Survival

    *On the Hardcore Server:One old world, for the older playersOne fresh world, for 1.15.2+ terrain generation with a nether and end that will be reset after each major game version update

    The community on NZnetwork’s minecraft servers is one which has been known to spend hours on a Friday night building together or just getting upto general mischief by building the most random structures you could imagine.

    We aim to provide near 100% uptime, because an offline server just plain old sucks.

    To limit the risk of griefing and trouble makers, we run rollback and logging software and only allow players who have built a creation to access creative mode freely on our creative servers. This system has proven itself very stable as people who have wanted to destroy others builds don’t hang around and any that do slip through can do limited damage in survival mode. We can always roll back any damage they do anyway!

    A little history about NZnetwork:We are one of the oldest running Minecraft servers in New Zealand and have been online since 2010.Over 5000 players have joined this server since it’s initial release in 2010 (These players were only from New Zealand as the server was originally IP locked to New Zealand players only)

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  • ArcticCraft Minecraft Server

    ArcticCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild like a llama on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the video game equivalent of colouring in Nunavut!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build igloos taller than the Eiffel Tower, ride polar bears into battle against creepers, and mine for diamonds while dodging snowballs from mischievous penguins. Our server is so cool, it’ll make the North Pole jealous!

    But that’s not all – we also have epic quests where you can rescue Santa from the clutches of the evil Grinch, compete in snowball fights to become the ultimate champion of winter, and even discover hidden ice caves filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the frosty fun of colouring in Nunavut like never before!

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  • MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

    MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Chocobo on Red Bull? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, you can marry a Sunny today or confess your love to one! Sunnie Sunday Edition is where the party never stops!

    Join our server for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. Release Date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024. And don’t miss out on our Yo-kai Watch Event rerun (Until Patch 7.0), Moogle Treasure Trove (Until June 24th), and Fall Guys Collaboration Event (Until June 10th).

    But wait, there’s more! We have an updated Benchmark Releasing Monday June 3rd, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0), PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0), and tons of resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells to keep you entertained.

    And if that’s not enough, we have meetups galore! From Twin Peaks Meetup to Rival Wings Meetup, Kino Movie Meetup, and even the prestigious Ebin Awards! Don’t miss out on the fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find your very own Minecraft Sunny to marry!

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  • EczemaCraft Minecraft Server

    EczemaCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and join a community of misfits and outcasts just like you! Are you tired of not fitting in because of your allergies to everything under the sun? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations!

    Join us and build your own world where you can wear whatever clothes you want without worrying about triggering your itch. Want to create beautiful art without the fear of chemicals ruining your focus? Our server is the perfect place for you! And forget about being disqualified from jobs or military service – here, you can be a warrior, an artist, a builder, or whatever else your heart desires.

    So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible – even for those who don’t fit in anywhere else. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

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  • CraftyProTips Minecraft Server

    CraftyProTips Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and chaos reigns supreme.

    Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, you can do that here! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unexpected surprises around every corner.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden deep within the mines that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right. CHEESE. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the cheesiest adventure of your life!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? Come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the madness begin!

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  • Nottorium Network

    Nottorium Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Nottorium Network – Open Beta_0.0.1!

    Get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience in version 1.20.4, with support from version 1.13+! At Nottorium Network, we are creating a world where creativity and adventure meet. Here, you will find a unique combination of features and systems designed to make your game exciting and challenging.

    Server Features:🔧 SlimeFun: Explore a new world of technological and magical possibilities with SlimeFun. Create advanced machines, magical items and more!

    🌍 SkyBlock: Build and expand your island in the sky. Challenge yourself with unique missions and goals, and show off your building and survival skills.

    💰 Hardcore Economy: Immerse yourself in a robust economy where every transaction counts. Earn, trade and manage your resources wisely.

    🐲 Spawn Upgrade System: Upgrade your spawners to increase efficiency and obtain more valuable resources.

    ⚙️ Machines and Minions: Automate your tasks with incredible machines and hard-working minions. Let them do the heavy lifting while you explore and combat.

    👥 Groups: Join other players, create alliances and form powerful groups to dominate the server together.

    🏰 Dungeons: Face challenging dungeons filled with dangerous mobs and powerful bosses. Gather your team and prepare for great battles!

    🐉 Mobs by Level and Bosses: Face mobs that become stronger as you progress. Face epic bosses to test your skills and strategy.

    🗺️ Quests: Take part in exciting quests and get incredible rewards. Each mission is a new adventure!

    🎟️ Season Pass: Enjoy our season pass with exclusive challenges and rewards. Level up and unlock unique items!

    Additional Information:Nottorium Network is currently in Open Beta 0.0.1. We are continually improving and adding new features to the server, and we rely on your feedback to create the best gaming experience possible.

    Join us and be part of building this incredible world! Summon your friends, form alliances and explore all the possibilities that Nottorium Network has to offer. The future of Minecraft is here!

    Connect now:IP do Servidor: play.nottorium.network

    Community:Join our Discord to stay up to date with the latest updates, events and to interact with other players. nottorium.network/discord

    We are waiting for you at Nottorium Network! Let’s build, battle and explore together!

    Nottorium Network – Where the Adventure Never Ends!

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  • Minecraft server: /mjg/ – Mahjong Mayhem

    Minecraft server: /mjg/ – Mahjong Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong madness and epic tournaments that will blow your mind.

    Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is mastering the art of mahjong. Compete against other players in intense matches that will test your skills and strategy. Who knew that a blocky world could be so full of surprises?

    But that’s not all! We also have a booru filled with hilarious memes and fan art, because what’s a Minecraft server without a bit of creativity, right? And don’t even get us started on the league V sheet, where you can track your progress and see how you stack up against the competition.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed. Trust us, once you start playing mahjong with us, you’ll never want to go back to regular old mining and crafting. Let the mahjong madness begin!

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  • Inkless Ladies Minecraft Server

    Inkless Ladies Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a woman with tattoos on her back? Look no further! Our server is like a beautiful canvas, untouched by the horrors of ink stains. Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being turned off by unsightly tattoos again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only appears to players with tattoo phobias. So if you’re looking for a spooky adventure while avoiding tattooed ladies, this is the server for you! Join now and experience a world where tattoos are a thing of the past.

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  • HeatwaveCraft – The Hottest Minecraft Server

    HeatwaveCraft – The Hottest Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weather is as unpredictable as your ex’s mood swings! Join us and experience heatwaves that last for 3-6 weeks at a time, making you feel like you’re living on the sun. But don’t worry, normal weather only lasts for 2 days to 2 weeks before another scorching heatwave hits.

    Imagine the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the weather is more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush. Build your shelter, gather resources, and pray that the next heatwave doesn’t melt your virtual face off.

    So why join our server? Well, if you enjoy the challenge of constantly battling extreme weather conditions and want to test your Minecraft skills to the max, then this is the place for you. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a heatwave that lasted longer than your last relationship? Join us now and embrace the insanity!

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  • A.I. MartialCraft Server

    A.I. MartialCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and strike it rich?

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself? Get your groove on with the most infamous Minecraft villain while dodging his deadly dance moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in our wacky world.

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