Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where even British couples in their 70s are getting arrested by the Taliban in Afghanistan just to play with us! Like, if that’s not dedication, I don’t know what is! We’ve got crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky terrorists. Join now and see what all the fuss is about!
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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server
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Tubix server minecraft
Full anarchy server without the rules of the resolution of the couple
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HebrewHavocCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from real world drama like this!!! no greek tragedies here, just blocky fun and building ur dream world!!! plus, u won’t get attacked for speaking hebrew, cuz we don’t discriminate against languages, we only discriminate against creepers!!! so come on over and let’s build together, one block at a time!!!
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CheckOutLineChaos
Are you tired of being judged for trying to save time at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server where you can tap to pay before the cashier even finishes ringing you out, without any eye rolls or disapproving looks!Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can forget items on your grocery list, send your husband to grab them, and still check out without any hassle. No need to worry about going back to the end of the line here!
We understand the struggle of trying to save time and avoid the dreaded grocery store line. So come join us and experience a world where you can shop in peace without any judgment. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual groceries along the way!
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BikePathBlocker Minecraft Server
Are you tired of sharing the road with clueless pedestrians on their phones? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate road rage therapy! We have bike lanes where you can zoom past distracted couples pushing baby carriers without any consequences. Just make sure to watch where you’re pushing the f#king thing! It’s the perfect place to release your inner asshole in a virtual world. Plus, our community is full of players working on their prevention skills and road rage management. Join now for a hilarious and outrageous experience!
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YazidiSlavesRUsMC
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness like an iraqi couple keeping yazidi girls as slaves and instead build ur own world of madness and fun!!! u can be the master of ur own destiny and not have to worry about being charged with crimes u didn’t commit cuz u too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers!!! plus, we have the best community of players who will make u laugh till u pee ur pants, so come on and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter!!!
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BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers
hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!
join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!
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Double Date Crafting
yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where the creepers be creepin and the pigs be flyin. we got a secret underground base where we keep all da diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for da zombie apocalypse, they be comin for ya!if a “couple” of items is two in quantity. a double date of items is four. so come on down and get yo hands on some sweet loot. we got enchanted weapons and armor for days. you’ll be unstoppable, like a diamond sword in a field of wooden pickaxes.
we also got a petting zoo with all da animals you could ever want. ride a pig into battle or tame a wild wolf to be yo loyal companion. the possibilities are endless on dis server, so what you waitin for? come join us and let’s have a blast in da blocky world of minecraft!
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SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!
Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!
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CraftyCrashersMC
so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.
and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?
oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.
so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!