one time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a banana, but it came to life and started dancing around the server. it was like a fruity disco party, man.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but with creepers and skeletons instead of bad guys.
if you wanna join the most wild and wacky server in all of minecraft, then you gotta come hang out with us. we promise you won’t be bored, and you might even see a chicken riding a pig. true story, bro.
Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being wanted by a major world power, just like Zelensky and Poroshenko! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have the adrenaline rush of evading arrest warrants?
With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Whether you’re dodging Russian spies or plotting a coup against your fellow players, the excitement never stops. So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure you have your lawyer on speed dial!
Howdy fellow Minecrafters! I’m hosting a server for the modpack CABIN (Create Above and Beyond in 1.18.2), and I was hoping to find some social and active players to join us on some Create adventures! 🙂
The Chicken Coop is a mature and friendly community that started in early 2024. We like to take our time with packs and not speed run through them, build a nice world, and socialize with each other. Does this sound like a place you can see yourself coming home to?
Then sign up for the server on our Discord!
| CPU | AMD Ryzen Threadripper 3970X |
|---|---|
| Ram | 20 GB |
| Hosted in | Europe (ping should be fine for US players too.) |
| Whitelisted | Yes |
Hope to be gaming with you soon! 🙂
A: Sign up for the server on our Discord.
A: The server is running the modpack CABIN (Create Above and Beyond in 1.18.2).
A: Yes, the server is whitelisted.
Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!
Join us and indulge in all the pixelated goodies you want without any consequences. Our server has a special “Eat All You Want” feature that allows you to chow down on as many virtual treats as your heart desires without ever gaining a single pound.
No need to worry about counting calories or fitting into those tight Minecraft armor sets – on our server, the more you eat, the stronger you become! So come join us and show those skinny players what real power looks like. Who needs a six-pack when you can have a whole cake instead?
IP: historymistakeslol.About.minecraft
we got so many cool mini-games, like spleef but with lava instead of snow. and our players are so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pants off at the crazy stuff they do. like that one time when someone built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it as their new god.
plus, our server is like therapy for your brain. carl jung said something about ADHD and emotional dysregulation, but who needs all that when you can just come play minecraft with us and forget all your problems? so come join us, where the only thing you’ll be regulating is how many diamonds you can mine in one day!
Vanilla server minecraft with buns and good admins
CatFirework.aternos.me:37619
| Welcome to Aegea! |
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| aegea.mcserver.us |
| Description |
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| We are a Spigot SMP server with plugins for fun gameplay, economy, and ranks. Players can use various commands for teleportation, trading, locking chests, and more. |
| Ranks | Description |
|---|---|
| Guest | Starting rank with basic privileges |
| Builder | Basic player rank with 5 /sethomes |
| Artisan | Higher rank with more commands and /sethomes |
| Noble | Advanced player rank with additional privileges |
| Premier | Highest rank elected monthly |
| Rules |
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| 1. No griefing |
| 2. No stealing |
| 3. No PvP without consent |
| 4. No spamming |
| 5. No hacking |
| 6. No toxicity |
| 7. Have fun 🙂 |
| Plugins Used |
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| CoreProtect, Essentials, LWC, Vault, Decent Holograms, GSit, BetterTeams, BetterRTP, Chunky, GroupManager, WorldEdit, WorldGuard |
| Frequently Asked Questions |
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| Q: How can I rise through the ranks on the server? |
| A: Players are promoted after reaching playtime milestones. Starting as a Guest, players can advance to Builder, Artisan, Noble, and potentially Premier through monthly elections. |
| Q: Are there any specific rules players must follow? |
| A: Yes, the server enforces rules against griefing, stealing, PvP without consent, spamming, hacking, and toxic behavior. The primary rule is to have fun while respecting others. |
JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE WHEN OBAMA AND MEDVEDEV TEAMED UP TO FIGHT OFF A HOARD OF SKELETONS!
WE GOT DIAMONDS AND GOLD GALORE, JUST LIKE THE TREASURES HIDDEN IN THE KREMLIN!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN, WHERE POLITICS AND MINECRAFT COLLIDE IN THE MOST HILARIOUS WAY POSSIBLE!