count’s family Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bois: No Time for Love, Just Building and Mining!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	182
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin with a porn addiction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a black man struggling with these issues again. Our virtual world is full of pixelated babes and endless opportunities to finally break free from your virginity curse. Plus, our community is so diverse that you’ll never feel alone in your struggles. So come on, join us and let’s conquer those demons together!

Vaginal Minecraft Adventures: Char Aznable’s Redemption

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	5552	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Void Gems Collected:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	4495	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a cameo from Char Aznable with four vaginas (yes, you read that right)! Who knows, maybe he’ll even save Shinji from his eternal angst. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Tribes LOLz

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5564	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	960
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of our wacky tribe where we do everything from building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP battles, and even participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest into the sky. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary “Diamondsaur” – a giant diamond monster that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get your tribs here! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3150
Buildings Constructed:	34	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more craziness packed into this server than a creeper in a TNT factory. Join us and experience the Edition Américain attardeAncien, where the blocks are as wild as a llama on roller skates.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs and dancing skeletons. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a rainbow-colored sheep into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual potato planting contest, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chicken juggling flaming arrows. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Farms Harvested:	172	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco room where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

CityCraft: No DLC Required! Build, Explore, Laugh! Join Now!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of city builder games that require you to mortgage your house just to afford all the DLCs? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride where you can build the city of your dreams without breaking the bank.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of city planning. Rumor has it they can even teach you how to build a skyscraper out of nothing but wool and carrots.

So why waste your time on other city builder games when you can join our server and become a llama city planning master? Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret (unless you’re allergic to wool, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

TuckerCraft: Where even phony news anchors can mine diamonds

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle Tucker Carlson himself in a virtual showdown! That’s right, the infamous TV host is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s challenging all players to a duel. Can you take him down?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known to drop some killer beats!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world!

MineCraftyFantasy – Crafting chaos with Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker vibes! Join us at /xivg/ server!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
New Chunks Explored:	443899	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is launching with a bang on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Join us for early access and experience the madness that is about to unfold.

But wait, there’s more! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And if you need more convincing, just check out our promotional site that will blow your mind!

In-game events? We’ve got Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Get ready to dive into a world of fantasy and fun like never before.

But that’s not all, folks! How about a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Or maybe you’re more into PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Whatever your heart desires, we’ve got it all on our server.

And don’t even get us started on the meetups happening. From Cannibal Holocaust/JJK Meetup to Spooky Club: Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers, we’ve got something for everyone. Join us for a Crystal Party Finder Orbonne Monastery MINE Run and experience the thrill of the chase.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous, insane, and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Stinky Steve’s Survival Server: Where hygiene is optional and diamonds are mandatory

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	132
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have clearer skin than your brother without even trying! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that will give you the complexion of a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to acne and hello to flawless skin, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs skincare products when you have our server?

Democraft Disaster: Where chaos reigns and creepers run for office

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	867
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Star Shards Collected:	297
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Animals Bred:	197

Are you tired of boring, well-organized Minecraft servers with competent leadership? Then come join our server, where chaos reigns supreme thanks to our team of Democrat leaders!

Picture this: instead of efficient decision-making and clear communication, you’ll have endless debates and filibusters over which block to place next. Our server is like a virtual Capitol Hill, but with creepers and zombies instead of politicians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are truly one-of-a-kind. Join us for the annual “Campaign Trail” where players compete to win votes from the rest of the server by building the most impressive structures. And don’t miss out on the “Scandal Showdown” where players try to out-scheme each other in a battle of political intrigue.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a complete shit show in the best way possible, come join us today! Who needs competent leadership when you can have chaos and laughter instead?